different rules for the girlfriend

[BoRED S2upid]

Wait for her to come home and dress in her apron only if she wants naked waitresses you can meet those needs.

[ArsE92]

TheDoggingFather said:

ArsE92 said:

A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.

Thus speaks the voice of experience, still regretting your career choice?

[Oakey]

I used to work with a guy who also did stripping. He reckoned him and his stripper buddies were always nailing the woman at these things. Of course, he might have been making that up...

[Loudy McFatass]

This is the beginning of the lies and deceit. She's definitely going to cheat on you if she isn't already.

Dump her asap.

[Monkeylegend]

You obviously do care that she is there and don't trust her. Jealousy is a dangerous emotion and if you don't control it she will leave.

[GreenDog]

Bet she comes home gagging for it. Might as well enjoy it

[goldblum]

jamest1988 said:

Fair point, I was working on the "honesty is the best policy" thing, no falling for that one again!

Good lad.

[iphonedyou]

Using Z Hamster as your frame of reference is where you first went wrong.

[Driver101]

Women always have these double standards.

They go mental if you go to a strip club where all behaviour is monitored and nothing too dodgy goes on. Nearly all contact is stopped.

Women get away with practically raping the guy and he always goes home with someone from the night.

[Ari]

jamest1988 said:

A. I've seen enough videos on z hamster to know what goes on at "stripper parties"

James

You think those videos are real? Aww bless...

[Studio117]

Driver101 said:

Women always have these double standards.

/thread

[Wacky Racer]

ArsE92 said:

A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.

This.

Sounds to me like you are tad insecure...

If you are that bothered about it, talk it over with her, see what her take on this would be.

She may not actually mind if you went to a strip show with some drunken mates......

[StescoG66]

Be ready when she gets back. Her fanny will be biting her leg off......

[HTP99]

GG89 said:

I very much doubt it's the naked strippers walking about getting gobbles off of all the women like you see on some x rated sites mate. It will be bare-arsed butlers serving drinks with an apron on. Chill.

That.

My wife went to a friends for a party earlier on this year, the host had employed a "naked butler" for the evening, my wife even sent me Whatsapp of a photo of her squeezing his arse.

Then again she doesn't have an issue with me going to strip clubs either and even said I could touch if I wanted.

The problem with your scenario OP is that a lot women do have a "do as I say, not as I do rule" no matter what you say to her about this, you will be in the wrong and this event will be completely different to you visiting a strip club, you won't win and she won't understand your issue.

The naked butler that I mentioned was cornered by the hosts rather rough, perma tanned and bad extension wearing daughter, in the toilet, she made him fully aware that she was up for a bit of how's your father, he declined as he was working.

[mrtwisty]

Sheets Tabuer said:

You're young, one day you'll realise there is always one rule for them and another for you

[Rick101]

Equality when it suits. Glad my mrs is not a mentalist in this regard. Makes for an easy life.

[Urban Sports]

Was he serving hotdogs?

[Dan_1981]

Could be worse.... He could be dressed as a bear.

But honestly so what? It's s but of titilation.

If you trust each other there really shouldn't be an issue either way.

[funkyrobot]

OP, is this thread actually a call for help because seeing the stripper's naked bum made your crotch fizz?

Are you now unsure that women do it for you?

Do these new feelings leave you confused and curious?

Would you like to pinch the stripper's bum?

Don't worry if you do. PH can help you in these troublesome times. The first step is to be honest with yourself, babe.

[TheDoggingFather]

Urban Sports said:

Was he serving hotdogs?

When you only had cocktail sausages to offer?