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Biker's Nemesis

38,652 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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I like shopping at the local market, I especially like buying a see through bag of broken biscuits to dunk into my 0.5 ltr coffee cup of own brand coffee.

Can I be anymore council?

lord trumpton

7,396 posts

126 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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Eating lots of bacon
Wearing coat hoods up
Going on holiday to the Med

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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lord trumpton said:
Eating lots of bacon
Wearing coat hoods up
Going on holiday to the Med
Yeah, the Eden Roc is so déclassé these days.

lord trumpton

7,396 posts

126 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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Zod said:
lord trumpton said:
Eating lots of bacon
Wearing coat hoods up
Going on holiday to the Med
Yeah, the Eden Roc is so déclassé these days.
Touched a nerve huh? tongue out

24lemons

2,648 posts

185 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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BaronVonV8 said:
They're biting tonight. Wooooo! smile Thanks for dissecting everything I said, but you're looking too deep into it. I'll reiterate, you're boring. Nobody is interested in your towering erection of self-righteousness, this thread is amusing and if you take offence at it then don't read it. I dread to think how tedious and vapid the rest of your 10k posts have been. Hmm, 10,000 posts... step outside, go down the pub, smoke a rollie, whatever. You'll make yourself unwell if you don't get out of your box room and calm down old boy.
Smoking a rollie, how dreadfully council....

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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BaronVonV8 said:
I'll reiterate, you're boring. Nobody is interested in your towering erection of self-righteousness, this thread is amusing and if you take offence at it then don't read it.
You somehow managed to commandeer the thought, voices and opinions of everyone on Pistonheads and determine I'm boring. If that's really the worst thing I've got to worry about I guess I'm doing alright.

You, however, with the equivalent of me standing infront of you while you sit, in your fart filled armchair wearing last night's tea stained vest, you're sat there shouting " I'm watching telly, you're in the way"

How...council

I'll give you an option. We can call each other s and walk off, or we can carry it on, I'm fairly easy. Mr Mrs is in bed, I've got 2 more Stellas and half a pack of Marlboro Lights to go before I call it a night. Let us know

JungleJim

2,336 posts

212 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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Has anyone mentioned serving vienetta as a posh pudding when having guests?

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

176 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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JungleJim said:
Has anyone mentioned serving vienetta as a posh pudding when having guests?
Tbh it's worthy of more than one mention...

MrBarry123

6,027 posts

121 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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DoubleSix said:
JungleJim said:
Has anyone mentioned serving vienetta as a posh pudding when having guests?
Tbh it's worthy of more than one mention...
It possibly defines this thread. Winner.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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JungleJim said:
Has anyone mentioned serving vienetta as a posh pudding when having guests?
I'm pretty certain on one of the "Life on Benefits" / "Too Fat to Work" style progammes recently, there was a couple having a wedding reception in a Working Mens Club (or similar) and they decided to "splash out" on Vienetta for the pudding for all the guestslaugh

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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JungleJim said:
Has anyone mentioned serving vienetta as a posh pudding when having guests?
I have very recently served Viennetta to guests, and it was received with great delight.









p.s. they were 5 and 3 years old...













p.p.s. Viennetta is awesome, council or not.

NoNeed

15,137 posts

200 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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schmunk said:
p.p.s. Viennetta is awesome, council or not.
Tru dat innit blud

Bodo

12,375 posts

266 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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BaronVonV8 said:
andy-xr said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
andy-xr said:
Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11
You're a proper laugh aren't you? Do you ever see a funny side?
Sure I do, I wrote it above and you even quoted it. Listen harder or something, don't be thick
I have no idea what this is about, but get off your high horse, you clearly do give a fk. If you didn't then you'd just shut the fk up, stop boring everyone and get on with your life. Stop crayoning over this thread and let everyone else get on with having a laugh.

Things that are Council:

Queuing up to get into a fast food chain.
Selling things to Cash Converters, then spending the cash in the bookies.
Tribal tattoos.
Going abroad and only drinking piss weak English/Australian lager.
Contributions containing censored expressions appear as if they have been composed in community-subsidised estates by the educationally deprived.

ShiningWit

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 24th January 2015
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andy-xr said:
ShiningWit said:
andy-xr said:
I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk
I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.
In a strange twist that's how I imagined you too, except I didn't firm up over it, not even a lazy lob-on, sorry
Not only have you let yourself down, but you've let me down too.
I expected so much more.

mike80

2,248 posts

216 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I like shopping at the local market, I especially like buying a see through bag of broken biscuits to dunk into my 0.5 ltr coffee cup of own brand coffee.

Can I be anymore council?
Is the mug from Sports Direct?

Slaav

4,255 posts

210 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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mike80 said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
I like shopping at the local market, I especially like buying a see through bag of broken biscuits to dunk into my 0.5 ltr coffee cup of own brand coffee.

Can I be anymore council?
Is the mug from Sports Direct?
Hey, I have a Sports Direct mug! beer

mike80

2,248 posts

216 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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So do I! My wife refuses to have it anywhere in the house apart from my office/"man cave"...

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Everyone has a sports direct mug.

It's if you use it or not that's important.

jimbop1

2,441 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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BaronVonV8 said:
I have no idea what this is about, but get off your high horse, you clearly do give a fk. If you didn't then you'd just shut the fk up, stop boring everyone and get on with your life. Stop crayoning over this thread and let everyone else get on with having a laugh.

Things that are Council:

Queuing up to get into a fast food chain.
Selling things to Cash Converters, then spending the cash in the bookies.
Tribal tattoos.
Going abroad and only drinking piss weak English/Australian lager.
Quick update.. BaronVonV8 has overtaken that skinnypete guy as the biggest knob on PH's.

Do you lot speak like this to people's faces?? I thought not wink

I'm far from 'council' or poor (which most of you aim this at) but I just find most of these comments so cringey and snobby it's laughable. Get a grip guys.

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

154 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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People still get offended by things they read on the internet? Ha.
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