a bit council

[Silver940]

OpulentBob said:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Craft-Non-Stick-Re...

Today I have learned about something I never knew existed.

[LordJammy]

Something I saw yesterday. stty cars that have been modified. Was driving around yesterday looking for a customers car and the streets were full of tatty old Lupos, Polos, Fiestas etc that all had gash body kits and stupid headlights on them.

[BrabusMog]

Wrathalanche said:

Tin foil wrapped over an open pack of cold meat in the fridge, rather than cling film.

Curious to know how this is council?

[HarryFlatters]

GroundEffect said:

Coffee (and energy drinks) taste like arse leakage?

You're entitled to your opinion, but in this instance you're wrong and I hate you.

[Wacky Racer]

entropy said:

people who wear gold chains, bracelets, etc.

Say that to my face....

[soad]

Vocal Minority said:

Who the hell does fish fingers in a toaster?!

Its not 'council'...just wildly impractical, surely?

Not if there's beer involved.

Taken from the fishfingers thread:

pad58 said:

We got a new toaster today ,after a couple beers testing, it was fishfinger toasted sarnies.

[Wrathalanche]

BrabusMog said:

Wrathalanche said:

Tin foil wrapped over an open pack of cold meat in the fridge, rather than cling film.

Curious to know how this is council?

Sush, sush, it's OK. Just accept that you're common as muck, and move on with your life.

[Sheets Tabuer]

OpulentBob said:

soad said:

grumbledoak said:

Potato Waffles done in the toaster.

What about fish fingers...

They both sound like fantastic ideas. I've done sausages in the Breville before.

How about doing cheese on toast in the toaster when you've come home from the pub steaming thereby tripping the fuses and falling over the dog trying to find the fuse box and waking up the whole house?

[R8VXF]

Sheets Tabuer said:

OpulentBob said:

soad said:

grumbledoak said:

Potato Waffles done in the toaster.

What about fish fingers...

They both sound like fantastic ideas. I've done sausages in the Breville before.

How about doing cheese on toast in the toaster when you've come home from the pub steaming thereby tripping the fuses and falling over the dog trying to find the fuse box and waking up the whole house?

Very council, you should have got the butler to sort your food out, thereby negating the fuse tripping incident in the first place.

[anonymous-user]

R8VXF said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

OpulentBob said:

soad said:

grumbledoak said:

Potato Waffles done in the toaster.

What about fish fingers...

They both sound like fantastic ideas. I've done sausages in the Breville before.

How about doing cheese on toast in the toaster when you've come home from the pub steaming thereby tripping the fuses and falling over the dog trying to find the fuse box and waking up the whole house?

Very council, you should have got the butler to sort your food out, thereby negating the fuse tripping incident in the first place.

Double council points if you kick the dog out in the garden then follow it out swearing at it!

[BrabusMog]

Wrathalanche said:

BrabusMog said:

Wrathalanche said:

Tin foil wrapped over an open pack of cold meat in the fridge, rather than cling film.

Curious to know how this is council?

Sush, sush, it's OK. Just accept that you're common as muck, and move on with your life.

It's shush

Wrapping presents in tin foil is council, not food packets. Cling film is used for making terrines, not wrapping up food packets.

[schmunk]

BrabusMog said:

It's shush

Wrapping presents in tin foil is council, not food packets. Cling film is used for making terrines, not wrapping up food packets.

My wife, who is considerably less council than me, advocates the use of aluminium foil (rather than the cling film I would otherwise use) for covering food in the fridge refrigerator.

I know my place.

[Jamesgt]

Wrathalanche said:

Tin foil wrapped over an open pack of cold meat in the fridge, rather than cling film.

Open packs are council. Eat the lot or throw the left overs away.

[mike80]

I don't have a fridge, I just leave the food in the back garden, wrapped in foil.

[BrabusMog]

mike80 said:

I don't have a fridge, I just leave the food in the back garden, wrapped in foil.

Don't your dogs just eat it all then?

[pinchmeimdreamin]

BrabusMog said:

Don't your dogs just eat it all then?

Depends if the kids beat them too it .

[Wrathalanche]

BrabusMog said:

It's shush

Wrapping presents in tin foil is council, not food packets. Cling film is used for making terrines, not wrapping up food packets.

Good call.

Actually, any packaged food is a no go, and very council. All consumables should come wrapped in butcher's paper tied with a piece of string, from your local farmer's market, or artisanal canning jars.

Actually this has gotten a bit silly now, and become a bit of a reverse-PH-private thread. I now don't know which is the parody so I'll follow with a genuine one.

Probably been mentioned before: wall-stencil art/wording in bedrooms or even worse, living rooms. Also, massive canvas prints of poorly framed, camera phone quality photos of several children adorning any space on walls not taken up by a mounted TV.

[evenflow]

BrabusMog said:

entropy said:

people who wear gold chains, bracelets, etc.

Really?

On men? Oh yes. Very much so.

[J4CKO]

Wrathalanche said:

BrabusMog said:

It's shush

Wrapping presents in tin foil is council, not food packets. Cling film is used for making terrines, not wrapping up food packets.

Good call.

Actually, any packaged food is a no go, and very council. All consumables should come wrapped in butcher's paper tied with a piece of string, from your local farmer's market, or artisanal canning jars.

Actually this has gotten a bit silly now, and become a bit of a reverse-PH-private thread. I now don't know which is the parody so I'll follow with a genuine one.

Probably been mentioned before: wall-stencil art/wording in bedrooms or even worse, living rooms. Also, massive canvas prints of poorly framed, camera phone quality photos of several children adorning any space on walls not taken up by a mounted TV.

Is wall mounting TV's council ?

Ooops, both of ours are wall mounted downstairs.

Agree omn the st wall stencils that say "Love" or "Family", some can be quite effective though, not got any though.

[BrabusMog]

evenflow said:

BrabusMog said:

entropy said:

people who wear gold chains, bracelets, etc.

Really?

On men? Oh yes. Very much so.

Christ I've got a gold chain I wear around my neck, yet another council marker of me!