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qube_TA

8,402 posts

245 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Marvtec said:
grumbledoak said:
Potato Waffles done in the toaster.
Guilty of this, however it's the best, quickest way to cook them. Done before the grill/oven would even be properly heated. Potato waffles are probably council full stop though really, except for the proper Birds Eye ones, something to aspire to smile
I used to do this when I was single, it's council food so should be cooked appropriately.

smile



Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Sheets Tabuer said:
OpulentBob said:
soad said:
grumbledoak said:
Potato Waffles done in the toaster.
What about fish fingers...
They both sound like fantastic ideas. I've done sausages in the Breville before.
How about doing cheese on toast in the toaster when you've come home from the pub steaming thereby tripping the fuses and falling over the dog trying to find the fuse box and waking up the whole house?
Sausages done in the toaster works very well.

Triumph Man

8,690 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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E36 Drift cars *opens can of worms*

Decent 6 cylinder manuals (especially saloons) are getting few and far between, and the ones that are left seem to be being turned into drift slags

Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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J4CKO said:
Is wall mounting TV's council ?

Ooops, both of ours are wall mounted downstairs.
It’s only council if you don’t hide the cables and just leave them dangling.

BrabusMog

20,146 posts

186 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Neil H said:
J4CKO said:
Is wall mounting TV's council ?

Ooops, both of ours are wall mounted downstairs.
It’s only council if you don’t hide the cables and just leave them dangling.
What are your thoughts on very obvious trunking?

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Camouflage jackets worn out and about.

Or is that serial killer?

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
What are your thoughts on very obvious trunking?


Mixed.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Bullett said:
Camouflage jackets worn out and about.

Or is that serial killer?
(Puts his hand up) I had one. If it's good enough for Steve Austin...


Baz Tench

5,648 posts

190 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Similar thing with speed cameras. I think they are considered to be too unsightly for affluent areas, instead being plonked on the open sewer filled council streets.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Baz Tench said:
Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Similar thing with speed cameras. I think they are considered to be too unsightly for affluent areas, instead being plonked on the open sewer filled council streets.
And bollards across the road.

https://goo.gl/maps/m1AAl

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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OpulentBob said:
And bollards across the road.

https://goo.gl/maps/m1AAl
WTF, they don't even nearly match! laugh

Now you mention it, it's true that you never see anything like that on expensive streets.

Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
What are your thoughts on very obvious trunking?
Very obviously council spin

NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Wrathalanche said:
Good call.



Probably been mentioned before: wall-stencil art/wording in bedrooms or even worse, living rooms. Also, massive canvas prints of poorly framed, camera phone quality photos of several children adorning any space on walls not taken up by a mounted TV.
This is so true. The only families I know who do this are genuinely council.


soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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evenflow said:
BrabusMog said:
entropy said:
people who wear gold chains, bracelets, etc.
Really?
On men? Oh yes. Very much so.
You lot won't like this chap then...


Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Hampstead, Highgate, Primrose Hill and St John's Wood are infested with speed bumps.

Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Zod said:
Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Hampstead, Highgate, Primrose Hill and St John's Wood are infested with speed bumps.
Loads of them in Belgravia.

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Neil H said:
Zod said:
Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Hampstead, Highgate, Primrose Hill and St John's Wood are infested with speed bumps.
Loads of them in Belgravia.
Ahem.... if you will all read the first line of my second paragraph "You do see them in non-scrotey areas [...] but every caaaaahncil estate [...] has got speed humps".



HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Zod said:
Dog Star said:
Speed humps or similar traffic calming.

You do see them in non-scrotey areas, so it's not an indicator, as such, but every caaaaahncil estate I've ever seen has got speed humps. Presumably to stop Dwayne in his slammed Corsa speeding and knocking over little Jayden who is playing in the road a. because it's her human right b. her parent (singular) is in the pub (see above)
Hampstead, Highgate, Primrose Hill and St John's Wood are infested with speed bumps.
Massive council estate where I live and not one speed hump, most of the houses are privately owned so maybe that's why?!

wildcat45

8,073 posts

189 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Ganglandboss said:
The Argos clown pendant:



One of the barmaids in my old local used to wear one. My cousin was going out with her for quite a while, much to his parents' horror. His dad bribed him into off-hiring her when they went for a meal in a smart restaurant and she asked for egg and chips.
Surely living close enough to family so as to share the same pub as them is council. Family should be distant people living at least 15 miles away. Maybe in the same big city, never in the same post code. Trez councillieros!
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