Discussion
The Crack Fox said:
Dr Murdoch said:
Probably all ready mentioned
And it bugs me to say this but...
The St Georges flag and the Union Jack
both cry out Council to me, particularly when hung in a house window or even worse, on a flag pole outside the house. I associate both with a bit of council / chav
Union flag, on a flagpole, that's not council at all. An England flag, perhaps with an Umbro logo on it, hung from a fishing pole that has been cable tied to a wheely bin. That's council. And it bugs me to say this but...
The St Georges flag and the Union Jack
both cry out Council to me, particularly when hung in a house window or even worse, on a flag pole outside the house. I associate both with a bit of council / chav
Timbergiant said:
Spotted a few today, white BMW/Audi/Merc black wheels and blacked out windows, driver is usually in a vest to show off their tribal arm tattoos, paired with shorts more often than not exposing more inked artwork
The sun makes this type drop the window, rest the arm on-top of the wheel and slouch. Try not to make eye contact as they are usually double hard bds, you can tell because they have a tiny pair of boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.austinsmirk said:
well on the subject of death, covering a grave with the contents of a poundshop.
glittery shiney things, photos, toys, spining windmills, football scarves, lanterns and then taking to the local media and obviously moronbook when people say they don't want to pay their respects next the the contents of a bargain bin.
And usually found in a local media story two weeks later with the current "stepdad on the scene" and a pair of miserable faces when some other chavs have helped themselves to the tat on the aforementioned grave.glittery shiney things, photos, toys, spining windmills, football scarves, lanterns and then taking to the local media and obviously moronbook when people say they don't want to pay their respects next the the contents of a bargain bin.
Munter said:
I think we're thinking about different people.
I'm talking about the type with a 1990s Subaru Legacy estate that's seen many better days, a dog that's half dead in the passenger seat, refuses to deal in anything but cash, only puts £10 because that's all they have in their pocket. But also happens to own half of Yorkshire and spent the weekend shooting grouse.
You've met my old man then!I'm talking about the type with a 1990s Subaru Legacy estate that's seen many better days, a dog that's half dead in the passenger seat, refuses to deal in anything but cash, only puts £10 because that's all they have in their pocket. But also happens to own half of Yorkshire and spent the weekend shooting grouse.
Only it's an Outback not a Legacy. 275,000 miles and still going strong.
The dog isn't old, just feigned disinterest.
Tickle said:
Timbergiant said:
Spotted a few today, white BMW/Audi/Merc black wheels and blacked out windows, driver is usually in a vest to show off their tribal arm tattoos, paired with shorts more often than not exposing more inked artwork
The sun makes this type drop the window, rest the arm on-top of the wheel and slouch. Try not to make eye contact as they are usually double hard bds, you can tell because they have a tiny pair of boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.Still, a rather nice looking young lady with the roof peeled back on her Fiat 500 today was playing Florence + The Machine at a suitably loud volume today (Why do Fiat 500's seem only to be driven by pretty females?) That's not a complaint btw, merely an observation
TheChampers said:
And always some sort of st gangsta rap blaring out; FFS; it's Solihull not feckin' Brooklyn
Still, a rather nice looking young lady with the roof peeled back on her Fiat 500 today was playing Florence + The Machine at a suitably loud volume today (Why do Fiat 500's seem only to be driven by pretty females?) That's not a complaint btw, merely an observation
Cute girls always drive cute cars. That reminds me, I've got to book the wife's Transit in for an MOT.Still, a rather nice looking young lady with the roof peeled back on her Fiat 500 today was playing Florence + The Machine at a suitably loud volume today (Why do Fiat 500's seem only to be driven by pretty females?) That's not a complaint btw, merely an observation
How about three generations of plump ladies all with matching tattoos behind the ear, and by the style and colour all done at the same time and at the same place.
Oh and the youngest blimper was also pushing a pram, no doubt wondering how long she'd have to wait before booking Tammi-Blu-Dior in for her inking.
Oh and the youngest blimper was also pushing a pram, no doubt wondering how long she'd have to wait before booking Tammi-Blu-Dior in for her inking.
Tickle said:
Timbergiant said:
Spotted a few today, white BMW/Audi/Merc black wheels and blacked out windows, driver is usually in a vest to show off their tribal arm tattoos, paired with shorts more often than not exposing more inked artwork
The sun makes this type drop the window, rest the arm on-top of the wheel and slouch. Try not to make eye contact as they are usually double hard bds, you can tell because they have a tiny pair of boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.toohangry said:
whoami said:
DoubleSix said:
nicanary said:
Old money. I love people like that. Don't give a toss what they look like or what others think. Real class and natural manners.
This has to be the most worn PH cliche going...Complete toss.
My ex-boss was loaded. Sold the company I worked for to a bigger company for about £75m. He's got an Aston, a FFRR, a Phantom, a Ducati and a couple of classics tucked away. He's also got a massive house, a yacht and a villa in Majorca.
I can only assume all these people driving round London in their supercars have managed to get them through motability?
In fact, I've just done a search and it's actually correct. Here's a picture of Lord Farquarharson next to his weekend car showing us how many grouse he's bagged at this mornings shoot.
4 apparently. Not bad.
Indeed, we visited longleat recently and happened to stay late, resulting in us seeing the Marquis of Bath's son, dtr in law and new baby leaving longleat castle and walking alongside us as they got into their LWB, 2015 range rover. Chauffeur of course.
must admit if I had that sort of money I'd have married a right stunner as oppose to the lady I saw, but thats another story.
must admit if I had that sort of money I'd have married a right stunner as oppose to the lady I saw, but thats another story.
austinsmirk said:
Indeed, we visited longleat recently and happened to stay late, resulting in us seeing the Marquis of Bath's son, dtr in law and new baby leaving longleat castle and walking alongside us as they got into their LWB, 2015 range rover. Chauffeur of course.
must admit if I had that sort of money I'd have married a right stunner as oppose to the lady I saw, but thats another story.
Not even if she paid you, eh?...must admit if I had that sort of money I'd have married a right stunner as oppose to the lady I saw, but thats another story.
northwest monkey said:
Why does this bks get trotted out all the time?
My ex-boss was loaded. Sold the company I worked for to a bigger company for about £75m. He's got an Aston, a FFRR, a Phantom, a Ducati and a couple of classics tucked away. He's also got a massive house, a yacht and a villa in Majorca.
Because the stereotype referes to old money not new money, high wealth low income.My ex-boss was loaded. Sold the company I worked for to a bigger company for about £75m. He's got an Aston, a FFRR, a Phantom, a Ducati and a couple of classics tucked away. He's also got a massive house, a yacht and a villa in Majorca.
Timbergiant said:
Tickle said:
Timbergiant said:
Spotted a few today, white BMW/Audi/Merc black wheels and blacked out windows, driver is usually in a vest to show off their tribal arm tattoos, paired with shorts more often than not exposing more inked artwork
The sun makes this type drop the window, rest the arm on-top of the wheel and slouch. Try not to make eye contact as they are usually double hard bds, you can tell because they have a tiny pair of boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.[/quote]
Not even if she paid you, eh?...
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No- and here goes the PH swagger (which no doubt I will regret, she's way beneath me I'm afraid. Trust me up close and personal- she looked like a bargain basement thai bride that could equally have married some 90 yr old council tnt just to get the visa.
Issi said:
How about three generations of plump ladies all with matching tattoos behind the ear, and by the style and colour all done at the same time and at the same place.
Oh and the youngest blimper was also pushing a pram, no doubt wondering how long she'd have to wait before booking Tammi-Blu-Dior in for her inking.
Youngest "overnourished" one had received a visit from the plump-stumper ;-)Oh and the youngest blimper was also pushing a pram, no doubt wondering how long she'd have to wait before booking Tammi-Blu-Dior in for her inking.
It is the job of the plump-stumper to give less desirable ladies a jolly good rogering.
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