a bit council

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Mafffew

2,149 posts

111 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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V8mate said:
If Byron Burgers makes me council then so be it. Where can I knock up some council slags in tracksuits?

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Going shopping in what appears to be pajamas.

smithyithy

7,240 posts

118 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Driving door-to-door in a Picasso while your primary-school-aged kid runs back and forth collecting Avon / Bettaware / whatever catalogues from people's front doors in his Spongebob pjamas. I just stood there thinking WTF.

8Ace

2,682 posts

198 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Clapping along to music.

Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.

Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.

Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.

To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.

Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15

motco

15,946 posts

246 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Good grief! Full of the milk of human kindness today then! biggrin

joe_90

4,206 posts

231 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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cootuk said:
The best yet.. Story?

OpulentBob said:
An unpruned rosebush, exceptionally council...
Am I missing the /s or whoosh?

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

164 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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M400 NBL said:
Council males seem to have sperm with Olympic swimmers. And females, eggs that can't get enough of them.

You won't hear about them trying for a baby.
It's amazing how your body reacts to stress and worry.


anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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joe_90 said:
OpulentBob said:
An unpruned rosebush, exceptionally council...
Am I missing the whoosh?
yes


Bullett

10,885 posts

184 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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8Ace said:
Clapping along and those programs
Mrs B likes them as well, I call them misery porn.

With regard to the clapping - it's never in time either.

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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8Ace said:
Clapping along to music.

Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.

Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.

Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.

To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.

Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15
rofl

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Hang on! So clapping along to 'Nazi anthems' is council now?

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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V8mate said:
Hang on! So clapping along to 'Nazi anthems' is council now?
Nazi rallies were definitely council. The senior members of the Party were generally jumped-up oiks from lowly backgrounds who got more than a bit carried away by their new-found power. Thus the glorification and adoration by their supporters. All very camp.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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nicanary said:
V8mate said:
Hang on! So clapping along to 'Nazi anthems' is council now?
Nazi rallies were definitely council. The senior members of the Party were generally jumped-up oiks from lowly backgrounds who got more than a bit carried away by their new-found power. Thus the glorification and adoration by their supporters. All very camp.
I can deal with camp. But council; no way! They had no time for shirkers and ne'er-do-wells.

Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Studio117 said:
8Ace said:
Clapping along to music.

Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.

Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.

Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.

To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.

Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15
rofl
"arsewits" hehe

CharlesdeGaulle

26,263 posts

180 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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V8mate said:
I can deal with camp. But council; no way! They had no time for shirkers and ne'er-do-wells.
A propensity to extremism - very council. Then and now.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
V8mate said:
I can deal with camp. But council; no way! They had no time for shirkers and ne'er-do-wells.
A propensity to extremism - very council. Then and now.
One man's extreme is just another man's rigorous.

FlashmanChop

1,300 posts

206 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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joe_90 said:
Am I missing the /s or whoosh?
neeiiggghhh

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

164 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Putting your new born in the football kit of your favourite team then spending the next few years brainwashing them to support and follow said team.

55palfers

5,908 posts

164 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Once again, hurrah for the Daily Mail!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...

Strange hair - check
Tats - check
Overweight - check
Piercings - check
On benefits - check
Odd dietary habits - check


grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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55palfers said:
Once again, hurrah for the Daily Mail!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...

Strange hair - check
Tats - check
Overweight - check
Piercings - check
On benefits - check
Odd dietary habits - check
That sounds like a health issue that will go away of it's own accord if left long enough. What an idiot.

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