a bit council

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Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Bulk buying is savvy, providing they haven't come from Turkey, in which case I'd imagine they taste like camel st.

Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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They have to bulk buy the tobacco, how else would they be able to spend a pleasant evening in front of the 532" wide screen watching Towie and making 5000 fags for the weekend with their roll up machine?

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

168 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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The Mrs wasn't too happy for me to wear shorts to the cinema last night, so I stuck a pair of jeans on.

Just before the film started, a woman walked in in a dressing gown.

Castleford for ya. The most council place I know.

N8CYL

460 posts

150 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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tennis ball on the towbar
those fly deterrents,ribbons on the back door
pile of coal on the drive
people who visit the countryside but don't know why
cars parked on council grass outside their home, most of it turned to mud and usually an old Ford
tumble dryer hose out the upstairs window
Fish and Chip Fridays

jamoor

14,506 posts

215 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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iceland.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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jamoor said:
iceland.
Nice country IMO, we had a lovely long weekend in Reykjavik.

silly

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Dr Murdoch said:
Discarding empty packets on the ground for someone else to clear up
I was stopped at a set of traffic lights earlier, and noticed that next to me was a passenger in a car who had clearly just bought a packet of fags. Upon opening the packet, he put the window down to throw out the cellophane and other bits of packaging.

He didn't look the slightest bit bothered about what he'd done and he knew I'd seen him do it.

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

212 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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People that don't vote in the election but do so with "likes" and "shares".


WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
Fun Bus said:
I was stopped at a set of traffic lights earlier, and noticed that next to me was a passenger in a car who had clearly just bought a packet of fags. Upon opening the packet, he put the window down to throw out the cellophane and other bits of packaging.

He didn't look the slightest bit bothered about what he'd done and he knew I'd seen him do it.
Anyone smoking is automatically council by association.

Even if you dont litter or smoke around children having the power of health foresight means ANYONE smoking is abit thick on one level..
It's surprising just how many consultants smoke...

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
Fun Bus said:
I was stopped at a set of traffic lights earlier, and noticed that next to me was a passenger in a car who had clearly just bought a packet of fags. Upon opening the packet, he put the window down to throw out the cellophane and other bits of packaging.

He didn't look the slightest bit bothered about what he'd done and he knew I'd seen him do it.
Anyone smoking is automatically council by association.

Even if you dont litter or smoke around children having the power of health foresight means ANYONE smoking is abit thick on one level..
What about drinking alcohol?

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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I know of a couple of gentlemen who are rather large specimens due to their gym activities who smoke, they are probably a bit knackered after running up a couple of flights of stairs though! hehe

Surely the same applies for drinking, though? It's hardly good for you.

Not that I'm knocking it, I looooooove a bevvy, being as council as I am.

It does amuse me seeing people smoking before/after a visit to the gym, why, just why? Also, I actually once heard a woman sat on a bike in the gym bemoaning that she had to park at the back of the car park due to it being particularly and it was ever such a long walk, WTF?

Edited by Axionknight on Wednesday 2nd September 09:02

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

168 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Is smoking really considered council? I bet many would differ with that, myself included.


Liszt

4,329 posts

270 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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jamiebae said:
This.

Bonus points for the vehicle it's on.



Edited by jamiebae on Monday 31st August 15:35
Our neighbours at Le Mans. Actually quite nice helpful chaps.

Ste1987

1,798 posts

106 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
dannyDC2 said:
Is smoking really considered council? I bet many would differ with that, myself included.
Yup!

Typed 'smokers' into google images- does the results look sophisticated and intelligent?...


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=smokers&es_s...
If Google existed 50 years ago, the answer would have been yes

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

168 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Ste1987 said:
Moominator said:
dannyDC2 said:
Is smoking really considered council? I bet many would differ with that, myself included.
Yup!

Typed 'smokers' into google images- does the results look sophisticated and intelligent?...


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=smokers&es_s...
If Google existed 50 years ago, the answer would have been yes
My first thought was Francis from House of Cards. Kevin Spacey is no chav!

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
dannyDC2 said:
Is smoking really considered council? I bet many would differ with that, myself included.
Yup!

Typed 'smokers' into google images- does the results look sophisticated and intelligent?...


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=smokers&es_s...

wolves_wanderer

12,387 posts

237 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I thought Allbarone was some kind of Italian restaurant until I thought about it a bit more boxedin

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

168 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Spitting on bank notes when you count them. eek

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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dannyDC2 said:
Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.
I was at the Leeds Festival on Sunday night, to see Metallica, I'm not a smoker but by all accounts I could be seen staggering about, whisky in hand, fag in mouth whilst the band played telling anybody who would listen that "this was the f'in life".

100% council, paperbag
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