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MajorProblem said:
Just had the horror of my first budget airline flight - Ryanair FYI.
Caaaaaaarncil scum looking down at us and thinking they're on Concorde because they've been called for priority boarding,
People with unbelievable amounts of luggage that they aren't allowed to take on as hand luggage but try anyway then kick off like f
k when told they'll have to pay £50 and it's going in the hold.
Vaping and no one seems to give a st
Kids massively out of control demanding red bull / monster from their parents and all the food from the menu despite how st it is (can't have been older than seven)
Throwing everything on the floor, wrappers, wet wipes, cans, cups all st from home and so on...
That is the first and only time I will fly budget ever.
You were probably flying somewhere suitably council... I fly with Ryanair at least twice a month and the worst part of the journey is Stansted Airport. Caaaaaaarncil scum looking down at us and thinking they're on Concorde because they've been called for priority boarding,
People with unbelievable amounts of luggage that they aren't allowed to take on as hand luggage but try anyway then kick off like f
k when told they'll have to pay £50 and it's going in the hold. Vaping and no one seems to give a s
t Kids massively out of control demanding red bull / monster from their parents and all the food from the menu despite how s
t it is (can't have been older than seven) Throwing everything on the floor, wrappers, wet wipes, cans, cups all s
t from home and so on...That is the first and only time I will fly budget ever.
MajorProblem said:
Caaaaaaarncil scum looking down at us and thinking they're on Concorde because they've been called for priority boarding,
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/speedy-boarding-named-most-feeble-attempt-at-one-upmanship-2014061687646The speedy boarding lot make me laugh. I fly with Easyjet a lot when I'm diving, as the lack of weight limit on hand luggage means I can take a load of heavy stuff like torches and regulators without getting stung for excess baggage.
I fly to Malta a lot, and on the way back, we always seem to board at the gate by the Hard Rock Cafe. When we are called, we simply stay in our seats and watch the speedy boarding lot, who still have to queue anyway. Once they are through the gate, followed by those who have been fighting to get in behind them, we simply stand up, stroll through the gate and onto the plane.
Truckosaurus said:
BrabusMog said:
... the worst part of the journey is Stansted Airport.
Stansted Airport Wetherspoons, full of stag parties breakfast time drinking. Ultimate in Aviation Councilness.
My flight usually goes from the departure gates where there is a bar in the middle, I just head straight there and sit waiting for my flight now. I pay for front row seat and priority so that I can make sure my bag stays with me and I can get off the flight and through customs in 5 minutes when I land, not to look smug
Truckosaurus said:
BrabusMog said:
... the worst part of the journey is Stansted Airport.
Stansted Airport Wetherspoons, full of stag parties breakfast time drinking. Ultimate in Aviation Councilness.Perhaps I am council then
colonel c said:
J4CKO said:
You know what, that one, I will have to live with, a Chicken kebab from our local one is one of my favourite meals.
I use one occasionally, for the odd burger. Run by a very nice family. Shame that most of the clientele tend to be uncouth morons. 
There is a Turkish Kebab place near here owned by an old chap, his sons work in the place and the grub is ace - the bread is genuinely beautiful, no cheapo ste that usually gets served to pissed up idiots on a Friday night, from a dingy, unclean hole.Although I have it on good authority that it tastes just as good when you are well and truly smashed
otolith said:
J4CKO said:
You know what, that one, I will have to live with, a Chicken kebab from our local one is one of my favourite meals.
Occasionally visit the one in the next village. Lean lamb or chicken, grilled with vegetables on a skewer, served in a pitta bread with a pile of salad. I remember being in one opposite the pub I worked at some years ago and a father and son came in and ordered large Donner, no salad and a large bag of chips each, now that was council, not an ounce of vegetation, 2 pounds of processed meat and a load of carbs, I bet they still havent been for a s
t !Not eating any kind of veg or salad is council, an entirely beige/brown/grey carb and fat based diet, we have a cleaner at work, youngish girl but massive, sounds like Darth Vader when she breathes, she is the kind of purveyor of that diet, can smell it on her and her skin is the colour and consistency of a Hollands pie, thats when she isnt smoking, its an impressive effort, all health bases covered.
smithyithy said:
Eugh, I'm flying RyanAir budget at the end of the month.. Hopefully won't be too bad as it's a bit of an obscure destination in Poland, can't see many council families heading there.
I flew EasyJet to Berlin in April and that had it's fair share of scum..
HAHAHhahah!I flew EasyJet to Berlin in April and that had it's fair share of scum..
My friend, you are in for a real shock. The single most council flight I have been on was to Gdansk in Poland. Young Polish families, with about 4 bags and 2 screaming toddlers each. All with their cheap booze and fags, all unaccustomed / indifferent to how seating/ loading on a plane is supposed to work.
Though Wizz Air was still worse :shudder:
smithyithy said:
Arsecracks.
There is no valid reason to have half of your arse on display in public. Buy a belt. Buy clothes that fit. End of.
Sat at the services in my car, seeing a chubby-ish bloke in unironed clothing step out of a Mondeo with his trousers and underwear halfway down his arse. Disgusting.
Sorry, smithyithy, using the term 'End of' is council central. It is a typically council way of saying 'I have nothing else to say','I have no ideas', and 'I have no further argument left'.There is no valid reason to have half of your arse on display in public. Buy a belt. Buy clothes that fit. End of.
Sat at the services in my car, seeing a chubby-ish bloke in unironed clothing step out of a Mondeo with his trousers and underwear halfway down his arse. Disgusting.
Although a true councillor would not think in these terms. They just come to a full stop.....
Edited by WD39 on Friday 4th September 19:16
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