a bit council

[Stickyfinger]

US Trailer Trash is close competition to Brit Council (they just have to get their own home rather than a handout home

[motco]

Christ! He looks like Nosferatu's bd child!

[motco]

Christ! He looks like Nosferatu's bd child!

[northwest monkey]

twins?

[WD39]

motco said:

Christ! He looks like Nosferatu's bd child!

Council Hampsteads.

[marmitemania]

littlegreenfairy said:

schmunk said:

How strange...

Very good. (Will admit I've never seen/read Harry Potter so I had to google it)

I think I may have suggested this earlier on in this thread, but in my opinion Harry Potter is council. Oh and utter twee, sickly sweet, st to boot.

[KAgantua]

Shopping at Wilkinsons

Going into a butchers and buying more than one packet of Saveloys

Having any form of temporary outbuilding (eg Carport, shed, greenhouse, kids den) forward of the front elevation of the house.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

KAgantua said:

Shopping at Wilkinsons

I think I have to take issue with this.

I love Wilkos, in the same way I love Lidl and Aldi. Good products, cheap. This combo certainly attracts a certain type of shopper, but you can't blame the shop for that.

[Stickyfinger]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I think I have to take issue with this.

I love Wilkos, in the same way I love Lidl and Aldi. Good products, cheap. This combo certainly attracts a certain type of shopper, but you can't blame the shop for that.

He does not blame the shop, he just points out that it, and all in it are council as much as those in Lidl and Aldi.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Stickyfinger said:

He does not blame the shop, he just points out that it, and all in it are council as much as those in Lidl and Aldi.

Riiiight...

[Stickyfinger]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Riiiight...

in your case...La Council

[austinsmirk]

KAgantua said:

Shopping at Wilkinsons

Going into a butchers and buying more than one packet of Saveloys

Having any form of temporary outbuilding (eg Carport, shed, greenhouse, kids den) forward of the front elevation of the house.

I have no idea what a saveloy is ?? It must be very council.

Council love a temporary structure. Especially dog or bird cages made from pallets.

Bonus points if yr shed is actually a vehicle like Sherpa van.

Extra points if it's a shipping container with a horse in

Triple points if the children's garden toys are ex fairground rides somehow procured and now drowning in three feet of grass.

[Axionknight]

Saveloy = smoked pork sausage, usually with a red hue I believe.

[Stickyfinger]

Axionknight said:

Saveloy = smoked pork sausage, usually with a red hue I believe.

Saveloy = Titandarse meat in a stick shape, usually with a red hue I believe.

FTFY

[HTP99]

Saveloy's rock.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Stickyfinger said:

FTFY

I'm not sure you really understand this thread. Your posts are a bit 'out there' if you don't mind me saying.

[hman]

Living in a 3 bed house, in a very ordinary estate in a market town with a high voltage pylon in the back garden

All the while driving a (company leased) white merc bluetec estate (white for extra cahncil points for not being discrete) and asking people "what do you drive", then answering their reply with "well that's mine over there" before walking off without realising that everyone within earshot (I counted 6) just cringed and tried to not to laugh too hard at the white merc drivers pathetic attempt at one upmanship.

Serious cahncil house aspirations - a leased white e-class company car.

[Stickyfinger]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I'm not sure you really understand this thread. Your posts are a bit 'out there' if you don't mind me saying.

Thank you

[rehab71]

Whenever some chav/skank type comes in to any money on tv (not big money, say between £5-10k) they always have a 'dream' of taking the family away on holiday and it's ALWAYS fking Disneyland in Florida! Normally some grandparent who's sub 50.

[schmunk]

marmitemania said:

I think I may have suggested this earlier on in this thread, but in my opinion Harry Potter is council.