a bit council

[Stickyfinger]

The Spruce goose said:

Being on a popular free dating website and putting down your job title as, 'Glamour model.'

When in reality you run Skype and soft-core website along with 3 kids and a just giving charity page for a new laptop.

As well as being grossly overweight but relying on your 'world' famous assets to make money, but you are 'more than just that'. yeh right.

I would still give it a go thou..

wk link pls

[Willy Nilly]

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

[Saddle bum]

Willy Nilly said:

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

Mega cahnsil.

[Uncle John]

Saddle bum said:

Willy Nilly said:

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

Mega cahnsil.

I think you'll find that these are fake Uggs, faaaakhin caaahnsil!

[g3org3y]

Uncle John said:

Saddle bum said:

Willy Nilly said:

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

Mega cahnsil.

I think you'll find that these are fake Uggs, faaaakhin caaahnsil!

Worn with a onesie or pyjamas at the local ASDA for added effect!

Uber council!

[Stickyfinger]

g3org3y said:

Uncle John said:

Saddle bum said:

Willy Nilly said:

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

Mega cahnsil.

I think you'll find that these are fake Uggs, faaaakhin caaahnsil!

Worn with a onesie or pyjamas at the local ASDA for added effect!

Uber council!

so to sum it up we have :


Having such fat legs and being of such weight your knees collapse causing your angles to fall over resulting in the heels on your Ugg boots to be overloaded on the inside edge of the heels making you look fk-ing council in the supermarket whilst pushing a trolley full of Pies, Cider,Coke and Chrisps by leaning on it!

[Axionknight]

Ste1987 said:

The Vambo said:

jbudgie said:

Jon321 said:

MajorProblem said:

That is extremely council.

Unbelievable.

That shrine shown was for someone who died spraying graffiti on a railway bridge, genuinely.

It's compound council.

Seriously? Christ!

Looks like Celtic fans - what do you expect? Weegies man.........

[northwest monkey]

Stickyfinger said:

Chrisps

If they're a cross between crisps and chips then count me in

[Stickyfinger]

northwest monkey said:

If they're a cross between crisps and chips then count me in

spell edit : should of been chrap

[velocefica]

Heres my two pence.

Uncut grass which has massive clumps of weeds growing all over.

Mildewed kids toys scattered across said lawn.

A brand new 4X4 in the drive although nobody seems to work.

[Negative Creep]

The Vambo said:

That shrine shown was for someone who died spraying graffiti on a railway bridge, genuinely.

It's compound council.

I would put money on his family telling the local paper that he was a jack-the-lad and a real character. Which is the council way of saying someone is a complete .

[Dog Star]

Willy Nilly said:

Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.

I will make an exception for pink Uggs with a denim micro skirt.

And while on the subject of Uggs - I was flying to work last Monday from Manchester airport and I noticed that along with all the security clobber (swabs, scanners and the like) was an empty, clear, lidded plastic box (like one of those "Really Useful Boxes") with a label on it for "UGG BOOTS".

What's so special from a security scanner point of view that Uggs need a special box? Will they explode if x-rayed?

I might have to ask this on the travel forum as it was odd.

[Axionknight]

Negative Creep said:

The Vambo said:

That shrine shown was for someone who died spraying graffiti on a railway bridge, genuinely.

It's compound council.

I would put money on his family telling the local paper that he was a jack-the-lad and a real character. Which is the council way of saying someone is a complete .

Budding young artist?

[nicanary]

Our local news reports carried this story a couple of days ago. This is a council estate in a small rural village where men marry their own cousins (allegedly) - if you watch the linked video, the house has a homemade stable attached with horse "in situ". I know the village - there is no paddock within the vicinity of this house.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-34923991

[The Vambo]

Dog Star said:

What's so special from a security scanner point of view that Uggs need a special box? Will they explode if x-rayed?

Fake tan residue and dried blue WKD is an explosive compound, it's in the Anarchists cookbook.

[soad]

City Workers smoking inside the phone booths! Really?! It's not that cold or windy.

[oceanview]

velocefica said:

Heres my two pence.

Uncut grass which has massive clumps of weeds growing all over.

Mildewed kids toys scattered across said lawn.

A brand new 4X4 in the drive although nobody seems to work.

The car will probably be courtesy of the "mobility" scheme. The disability being there ADHD kids or the parents morbid obesity!
Christmas decs up since mid November also seems to go with the territory as well!

[Johnnytheboy]

oceanview said:

The car will probably be courtesy of the "mobility" scheme.

For the love of God don't start on the Motability scheme, that usually starts a a big bunfight.

[gus607]

I didn't realise until a few weeks ago that inbred brats with ADHD or whatever it's called qualify for PIP/ DLA, why ?

[kowalski655]

They can but only in the most exceptional cases wil they get high rate mobility(& hence access to a car)
But they will need a proper diagnosis,and proper evidence,not just Shazzza saying her little Kyle has "got that ADHDH aint he,coz I cant control the little git,and he needs a slaaaaaap!" Bad parents=/= DLA