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giuliatz2

745 posts

102 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Windows XP

rehab71

3,362 posts

190 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Axionknight said:
Negative Creep said:
The Vambo said:
That shrine shown was for someone who died spraying graffiti on a railway bridge, genuinely.

It's compound council.
I would put money on his family telling the local paper that he was a jack-the-lad and a real character. Which is the council way of saying someone is a complete .
Budding young artist?
No doubt he was a promising young footballer.

velocefica

4,640 posts

108 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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Negative Creep said:
The Vambo said:
That shrine shown was for someone who died spraying graffiti on a railway bridge, genuinely.

It's compound council.
I would put money on his family telling the local paper that he was a jack-the-lad and a real character. Which is the council way of saying someone is a complete .
Forgot about banners over the local footbridge above a dual carriageway. Usually made out of a soiled bed sheet and a can of spray paint.

Reads something along the lines of ' GUESS WHO'S 50" or HAPPY B'DAY TO BIG DAVE'

littlegreenfairy

10,133 posts

221 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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giuliatz2 said:
Windows XP
Or an old person thing. My dad has only just moved off it after an 'accident' with his PC. He still claims everything is different and nothing like XP.

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

168 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Windows XP isn't council. Vista is council.

Bluedot

3,581 posts

107 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Black Friday.

Jabosoc

2,335 posts

231 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Bluedot said:
Black Friday.
Damn, just came on to post that.

ApOrbital

9,958 posts

118 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Explorer.

Road2Ruin

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5,200 posts

216 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Black Friday = Council

wolves_wanderer

12,373 posts

237 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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g3org3y said:
Uncle John said:
Saddle bum said:
Willy Nilly said:
Wearing shoes, normally Ugg boots (council), where the wearers heel (is that the right fking heel Speeling Police?) is over to the side of the shoe and off the edge of the sole - Council.
Mega cahnsil.
I think you'll find that these are fake Uggs, faaaakhin caaahnsil!
Worn with a onesie or pyjamas at the local ASDA for added effect!

Uber council!




Combined with Black Friday we have Council²

RizzoTheRat

25,127 posts

192 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Surprisingly sunny in Manchester at 5am

Truckosaurus

11,236 posts

284 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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I think even Manchester has electric lighting these days.

Goaty Bill 2

3,402 posts

119 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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nicanary said:
I grew up in the 1950s, when just about everybody smoked, and knew no better. I have seen the huge sea-change in attitudes.

It seems to me that there are, in general, two distinct smoking classes. The working-class/underclass, and the professional classes who don't see why they should give up their habit because middle-class oiks don't like it. People like Clarkson and May. who whine about the ban, but won't admit that they're have an addiction. I reckon it's their public school background - showing off to their mates that they can smoke and look like a working-class man.

It might just be my imagination, but those kids who start when they're 12 years old don't always do so because they are trying to look grown-up- they've been inhaling smoke from their parents throughout their life, and they're already addicted to nicotine fumes before they've had a chance. It's a form of child abuse. Someone tell me I'm wrong, but I've got that idea in my head.
Smoking should in truth be a recreational pleasure.
The occasional, or in my case frequent, cigarette (go on use the word addicted it doesn't phase me) when it is more practical or convenient than the more gentlemanly alternatives.

But pipes and cigars are a completely different matter.
A decent cigar will cost a minimum of £12, and a good sized one that allows you a good hour plus of smoking pleasure will be double that. (ignoring the middle to luxury end of the market altogether)
A half decent smoking pipe will set you back £40, and a good one will easily exceed £100. (again ignoring the luxury products).

Smoking either of these should be done in a relaxing environment, and ideally in the company of fellow appreciators of the pleasures of quality tobaccos, and when you have the time to enjoy your entire cigar, or bowl of tobacco.
Not the 'cuppa and a fag' approach at all.

This may well, in some cases, be described as 'aspirational', (this being considered a sin in it's own right by many I am sure), but never council.


'Vaping' as it's called, is almost without a doubt, increasing the number of people addicted to nicotine.
I will admit to having on occasion, and out of necessity, frequented tobacconists of a lower class where those horrid devices are sold.
You commonly hear people admitting that they are taking up smoking for the first time, and that they never would have considered smoking tobacco.
Clearly seeing vaping as being 'cool' is about as council as it gets.

Individually plastic wrapped cigars off the shelf of the local newsagent; council (possibly aspiring to chav).
Some may disagree, allowing that these 'cigars' in place of "the occasional cigarette for practical reasons", is not council. I leave it to others to begin the debate on that one if interested; but I believe council.


nicanary said:
PS Since the smoking ban started, I can't half tell if someone's been smoking before they come into my shop. The smell is disgusting, like they've been rolling fully clothed on the council dump. We never noticed it back when everybody smoked.
Even as a smoker, I know exactly what you refer to.
The obvious and most logical solution then is to lift ban.


nicanary

9,787 posts

146 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Thank you for being so reasonable with your response - I was expecting abuse (not from you personally!).
I think a reversal of the smoking ban may take errr......some time. The NHS would collapse, if it hadn't done so already by then.

Zoon

6,689 posts

121 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
This may well, in some cases, be described as 'aspirational', (this being considered a sin in it's own right by many I am sure), but never council.
I don't think aspirational is the right word.

Pointless would be a better alternative.

Makes your breath and clothing stink, and discolours your teeth. Who in their right mind would aspire to that?

Jabosoc

2,335 posts

231 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
Smoking should in truth be a recreational pleasure.

- snip -

Smoking either of these should be done in a relaxing environment, and ideally in the company of fellow appreciators of the pleasures of quality tobaccos, and when you have the time to enjoy your entire cigar, or bowl of tobacco.
Not the 'cuppa and a fag' approach at all.
This. I only smoke when there's somewhere quiet and comfortable to sit.

I'm definitely addicted, but I will not compromise on that rule and will happily go without.

Goaty Bill 2

3,402 posts

119 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Zoon said:
Goaty Bill 2 said:
This may well, in some cases, be described as 'aspirational', (this being considered a sin in it's own right by many I am sure), but never council.
I don't think aspirational is the right word.

Pointless would be a better alternative.

Makes your breath and clothing stink, and discolours your teeth. Who in their right mind would aspire to that?
I can afford to have my suits and coats dry cleaned as required, use a pleasant (to my own senses and as judged by others I trust) cologne, brush my teeth regularly and keep nicotine stains from my hands.
And, without any desire to turn this 'personal' I assure you, I give not a damn what anyone else thinks of it.
Anyone not appreciating how I may 'smell' is welcome to stand or sit elsewhere.

In any case, for clarity, "aspirational" referred exclusively to the choosing of cigars and pipes over cigarettes, rather than to smoking generally.
I would never actively encourage anyone to take up smoking of any description.



DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Don't know if this one's already been said: calling your offspring "little man" or "little princess" instead of "son" or "daughter".

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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DaveGoddard said:
Don't know if this one's already been said:
Guess smile

Goaty Bill 2

3,402 posts

119 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Morningside said:
Studio117 said:
Beats headphones
Any white headphones.
Corrected.
No thanks necessary.

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