"a bit ph private"
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jonah35 said:
Going out for dinner with giles and Penelope in a city in his leased e250 cdi to a posh restaurant to talk about business and not have a laugh but just to play the usual game of one upmanship. Telling each other how you're going to be made partner this year at a law firm that grinds you into the ground whilst you admire the firm, whilst your wife hopes Penelope spots her uncomfortable louboutins.
As you're going through the city you see hoards of party people, girls and guys having a laugh, slightly drunk, girls in short skirts going to 'the cheap places'
Penelope comments how cheap they look and how she would hate to be them and feels sorry for them and that the women have 'fat legs'. The men nod in agreement so as their wife doesn't start and argument with them that lasts days and so they don't show themselves up as a couple that argue.
Meanwhile all the men want to do is ditch the women who drain their wallets for mulberry and louis vuitton and nag them and go and party with the 'poor people', have a laugh, get merry and meet some fun girls.
Eventually this happens, the woman feels humiliated and takes the bloke for everything he has got. He ends up in an apartment at 40'with his new girlfriend and she stays with the kids in the detached house.
He sees the kids at weekends.
The ex wife has Botox and a boob job whilst always comparing herself to the 'younger slut' and never moves on whilst always bitter until her dying days.
As you're going through the city you see hoards of party people, girls and guys having a laugh, slightly drunk, girls in short skirts going to 'the cheap places'
Penelope comments how cheap they look and how she would hate to be them and feels sorry for them and that the women have 'fat legs'. The men nod in agreement so as their wife doesn't start and argument with them that lasts days and so they don't show themselves up as a couple that argue.
Meanwhile all the men want to do is ditch the women who drain their wallets for mulberry and louis vuitton and nag them and go and party with the 'poor people', have a laugh, get merry and meet some fun girls.
Eventually this happens, the woman feels humiliated and takes the bloke for everything he has got. He ends up in an apartment at 40'with his new girlfriend and she stays with the kids in the detached house.
He sees the kids at weekends.
The ex wife has Botox and a boob job whilst always comparing herself to the 'younger slut' and never moves on whilst always bitter until her dying days.
You nailed Jonah
Edited by Stugots on Sunday 25th January 14:24
Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Buying more cars to try and lower the extremely large tax bill.
How would that work then..? 
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=3&a...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=3&a...
I hope he doesn't read this thread as if he does you lot will be in a world of trouble.
Has an impressive but generally none threatening Dog, i.e.
Dalmatian
Red Setter
Weimeraner
Airedale
Afghan Hound
Retrievers
Labs
Sometimes has a pair of the same
Gundogs take it up a level as well,
Springer
Black Lab
Jack Russells are the Mini of the Dog world, classless, can be anyone, ditto Border Collies, can be a working farmer or landed gentry.
Anything "Hard" like Rotties, Dobermans, Staffs tends to be lower down the scale, but not always.
Pugs and Chihuahuas used to be up there as "posh" dogs but a lot seem to get bought across the board now,
Corgi, just the queen and people who think they are.
We have a terrier/poodle/mongrel thing bought off a farm for £100, he has a hint of traveller dog about him
Dalmatian
Red Setter
Weimeraner
Airedale
Afghan Hound
Retrievers
Labs
Sometimes has a pair of the same
Gundogs take it up a level as well,
Springer
Black Lab
Jack Russells are the Mini of the Dog world, classless, can be anyone, ditto Border Collies, can be a working farmer or landed gentry.
Anything "Hard" like Rotties, Dobermans, Staffs tends to be lower down the scale, but not always.
Pugs and Chihuahuas used to be up there as "posh" dogs but a lot seem to get bought across the board now,
Corgi, just the queen and people who think they are.
We have a terrier/poodle/mongrel thing bought off a farm for £100, he has a hint of traveller dog about him
Cliftonite said:
Blib said:
I've got a Cavalier King Charles. Does that make me bad? I can't work it out. 
This is an important question and needs to be answered.My wife and I have four of them!
Plus dogs are a bit council, the well heeled own hounds.
Edited by dudleybloke on Tuesday 27th January 14:05
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Cheib said:
I know someone that keeps gold bars stashed in various safe deposit boxes around the world.
I know someone who's stashed about £20k worth of Krugerands in a jiffy back of PC cables. There's a good chance they'll get thrown out during a "tidy-up". He drives a convertible Volvo. Not that that is related.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff