Petes old babe is back on the market
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An extract from the end of the advert that I'm sure a lot of us think but wouldn't say 
__________________ END OF DESCRIPTION _______________
Please, due to past experience of mine and others there are a few things that I must insist upon. Although I generally like meeting people, the following I can do without even when wishing to sell a car :
Time wasters (dreamers included), tyre-kickers, greasy oiks who are careless or heavy handed and do not respect other peoples property, people who book to view and are then late even when living close (really annoying). People who are bored with their lives and want a couple of 'my hours' to 'entertain' themselves. You get the picture..
No automatic test drives although for the serious and earnest I am happy to at least demo and drive them if appropriate.
So, as you see I will never make a car salesman but that was never my life’s ambition, instead I enjoy nice vehicles and when its time to change, letting others enjoy too.
Thank you very much for taking the time to read this advertisement to completion.
Genuine inquiries most welcome, will be really sorry to see this car go but all things weighed up I should be moving on to something else now and let someone else have a go.
Kind Rgds.
__________________ END OF DESCRIPTION _______________
Please, due to past experience of mine and others there are a few things that I must insist upon. Although I generally like meeting people, the following I can do without even when wishing to sell a car :
Time wasters (dreamers included), tyre-kickers, greasy oiks who are careless or heavy handed and do not respect other peoples property, people who book to view and are then late even when living close (really annoying). People who are bored with their lives and want a couple of 'my hours' to 'entertain' themselves. You get the picture..
No automatic test drives although for the serious and earnest I am happy to at least demo and drive them if appropriate.
So, as you see I will never make a car salesman but that was never my life’s ambition, instead I enjoy nice vehicles and when its time to change, letting others enjoy too.
Thank you very much for taking the time to read this advertisement to completion.
Genuine inquiries most welcome, will be really sorry to see this car go but all things weighed up I should be moving on to something else now and let someone else have a go.
Kind Rgds.
Me Why are you selling ?
Answer Irrelevant. And a typical "I'm bored so I'll bother someone on eBay" 'eBayer' kind of non question.
Do you go into car showrooms are ask .."Why are all these cars for sale"?
Do you go into a plumbers shop and ask .."WHY are you SELLING this piece of 2" copper piping"?
Or go to look at a Steinway Grand Piano in excellent condition and demand .."Yeh, its alrioit BUT WHY ARE YOU SELLIN"?
But I see, you think 'used cars' are a different category so you can take that 'oik' approach with every car and everybody because there MUST be some motive to selling. More likely that you can't be bothered to read the advertisement thoroughly or properly to see that a car speaks for itself.
The car is as stated in the advert, is in great condition and that should be ALL that is of import to any prospective buyer. Approach is everything, and I've seen the curt and rude approach before. You see its not just about selling a car or anything - its as much about to who to and the experience that matters.
But okay - as you've asked its actually because Saturn is in conjunction to a rising Mars in the centuri arborolis counter motion phase whilst Strictly Come Dancing was on when I received a deep space message to 'sell' and buy a TR3B going cheap at the USAF Base at Dulce.
I hope that clears it all up for you.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
Me You have owned this vehicle for a short period so it is a valid question
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either.
Answer Irrelevant. And a typical "I'm bored so I'll bother someone on eBay" 'eBayer' kind of non question.
Do you go into car showrooms are ask .."Why are all these cars for sale"?
Do you go into a plumbers shop and ask .."WHY are you SELLING this piece of 2" copper piping"?
Or go to look at a Steinway Grand Piano in excellent condition and demand .."Yeh, its alrioit BUT WHY ARE YOU SELLIN"?
But I see, you think 'used cars' are a different category so you can take that 'oik' approach with every car and everybody because there MUST be some motive to selling. More likely that you can't be bothered to read the advertisement thoroughly or properly to see that a car speaks for itself.
The car is as stated in the advert, is in great condition and that should be ALL that is of import to any prospective buyer. Approach is everything, and I've seen the curt and rude approach before. You see its not just about selling a car or anything - its as much about to who to and the experience that matters.
But okay - as you've asked its actually because Saturn is in conjunction to a rising Mars in the centuri arborolis counter motion phase whilst Strictly Come Dancing was on when I received a deep space message to 'sell' and buy a TR3B going cheap at the USAF Base at Dulce.
I hope that clears it all up for you.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
Me You have owned this vehicle for a short period so it is a valid question
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either.
Edited by SILICONEKID345HP on Saturday 24th January 23:55
Edited by SILICONEKID345HP on Sunday 25th January 00:00
SILICONEKID345HP said:
Me Why are you selling ?
Answer Irrelevant. And a typical "I'm bored so I'll bother someone on eBay" 'eBayer' kind of non question.
Do you go into car showrooms are ask .."Why are all these cars for sale"?
Do you go into a plumbers shop and ask .."WHY are you SELLING this piece of 2" copper piping"?
Or go to look at a Steinway Grand Piano in excellent condition and demand .."Yeh, its alrioit BUT WHY ARE YOU SELLIN"?
But I see, you think 'used cars' are a different category so you can take that 'oik' approach with every car and everybody because there MUST be some motive to selling. More likely that you can't be bothered to read the advertisement thoroughly or properly to see that a car speaks for itself.
The car is as stated in the advert, is in great condition and that should be ALL that is of import to any prospective buyer. Approach is everything, and I've seen the curt and rude approach before. You see its not just about selling a car or anything - its as much about to who to and the experience that matters.
But okay - as you've asked its actually because Saturn is in conjunction to a rising Mars in the centuri arborolis counter motion phase whilst Strictly Come Dancing was on when I received a deep space message to 'sell' and buy a TR3B going cheap at the USAF Base at Dulce.
I hope that clears it all up for you.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
Me You have owned this vehicle for a short period so it is a valid question
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me.
Well, I like a smattering of sarcasm myself, but that is fookin awesome! I think he entered Uranus Daz! Answer Irrelevant. And a typical "I'm bored so I'll bother someone on eBay" 'eBayer' kind of non question.
Do you go into car showrooms are ask .."Why are all these cars for sale"?
Do you go into a plumbers shop and ask .."WHY are you SELLING this piece of 2" copper piping"?
Or go to look at a Steinway Grand Piano in excellent condition and demand .."Yeh, its alrioit BUT WHY ARE YOU SELLIN"?
But I see, you think 'used cars' are a different category so you can take that 'oik' approach with every car and everybody because there MUST be some motive to selling. More likely that you can't be bothered to read the advertisement thoroughly or properly to see that a car speaks for itself.
The car is as stated in the advert, is in great condition and that should be ALL that is of import to any prospective buyer. Approach is everything, and I've seen the curt and rude approach before. You see its not just about selling a car or anything - its as much about to who to and the experience that matters.
But okay - as you've asked its actually because Saturn is in conjunction to a rising Mars in the centuri arborolis counter motion phase whilst Strictly Come Dancing was on when I received a deep space message to 'sell' and buy a TR3B going cheap at the USAF Base at Dulce.
I hope that clears it all up for you.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
And 'chucking' a phone number at somebody is no inducement to 'ring it', I assure you. Numbers are 'shown' between the hours of 07:30am and 19:30pm for people to call at their expense. So you see - if they're truly interested and not part of the army of irritants who inhabit internet's cyberworld to waste other peoples time, they'll ring themselves.
I hope that answers your 'question' in polite enough terms to know to read and appreciate an advertisement and what is being sold before asking anything in such a manner in the future.
Have a nice day.
Me You have owned this vehicle for a short period so it is a valid question
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me.
Edited by SILICONEKID345HP on Saturday 24th January 23:55
Chuffmeister said:
Well, I like a smattering of sarcasm myself, but that is fookin awesome! I think he entered Uranus Daz!
I see his ploy; in replying as he has, our advertiser has sent untold numbers of forum readers scrambling for their dictionaries and thesauruses to find the the definition of at least 14 of the words in his reply.Many others, the more poetically inclined, will have printed this or otherwise shared it with friends and acquaintances in order to read and re-read then discuss endlessly to discover the full meaning of each of his sentences.
Some will be trying to determine, from this snippet of outpouring, the exact medical definition to apply to his particular psychosis.
In totality he will have wasted a phenomenal amount of other people's time.
All this in retribution for Daz wasting his time with a his one liner; "Why are you selling ?"
I may now add my time to the tally.
However, the winner in this has to be Daz.
It is one of the longest replies anyone has given him in ages, and it must if nothing else make him feel very 'special' indeed.
Bravo Daz
Of course, being educated, intelligent and eloquent, does not preclude the possibility;
Alexdaredevils said:
He's nucking futs
phazed said:
Viva la differance!
Indeed 
Goaty Bill 2 said:
Chuffmeister said:
Well, I like a smattering of sarcasm myself, but that is fookin awesome! I think he entered Uranus Daz!
I see his ploy; in replying as he has, our advertiser has sent untold numbers of forum readers scrambling for their dictionaries and thesauruses to find the the definition of at least 14 of the words in his reply.Many others, the more poetically inclined, will have printed this or otherwise shared it with friends and acquaintances in order to read and re-read then discuss endlessly to discover the full meaning of each of his sentences.
Some will be trying to determine, from this snippet of outpouring, the exact medical definition to apply to his particular psychosis.
In totality he will have wasted a phenomenal amount of other people's time.
All this in retribution for Daz wasting his time with a his one liner; "Why are you selling ?"
I may now add my time to the tally.
However, the winner in this has to be Daz.
It is one of the longest replies anyone has given him in ages, and it must if nothing else make him feel very 'special' indeed.
Bravo Daz
Of course, being educated, intelligent and eloquent, does not preclude the possibility;
Alexdaredevils said:
He's nucking futs
phazed said:
Viva la differance!
Indeed Got more ,there is an element of truth in what he is saying .
Me Have you thought about seeing someone ?? It was a legit and normal question . I was interested in the car ,it`s the norm to know if you are a caring owner or a dealer . Now get some help with your paranoia..
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either
I could by that car 50 times over .I own over 2000 grands worth of cars .. fking idiot
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You lost the sale of your car when replying to a legit question ,If you were a good salesman you would of answered in a different manner.
Dear daztheplumber,
Then you've missed out twice then, haven't you. There's no way I would sell anything to an ignorant oik like you let alone a fine and much admired car like the TVR - you don't deserve it.
And although ignorance AND stupidity are not crimes (yet) they can be highly annoying especially when combined with dogmatism as indeed it is with you it appears.
I repeat - you've now lost out twice on this car and big time I can tell you as its fantastic AS STATED IN THE AD. but you've lost out largely because you're just thick and live life with a perspective and general attitude light-years from my own and most importantly light years from one that I wish to have ANYTHING to do with.
In your tiny suspicious braincell of an intellect that you can't see beyond a parasite can its next host, I don't want anything to do with idiots who don't appreciate nice things in life, who judge people on their own lowly standards and act accordingly, as their whole Weltanschauung is geared to 'doing someone' rather than sharing with the like-minded or bringing people up to see.
I wouldn't sell peanuts to you for bullion but even now you just won't get it, why, because you're thick. Believe it, there is more to life than trying to hoodwink someone on eBay, and people who are stuck in that mode of thinking when everything relevant and pertinent to explain and detail is put before their eyes is ignored and they're just annoyed the price is not what they think it should be, or annoyed they missed an opportunity once so badger someone to vent their frustration, it'll do you no good. You have missed the best TVR you'll ever be able to afford and you've missed it because of the above - live with it, loser.
You simply haven't a clue and using such terms as 'legit' too let alone your rationale for it in the context merely reinforces it all, you berk.
Now p
s off and waste someone else' time.
Me Have you thought about seeing someone ?? It was a legit and normal question . I was interested in the car ,it`s the norm to know if you are a caring owner or a dealer . Now get some help with your paranoia..
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either
I could by that car 50 times over .I own over 2000 grands worth of cars .. fking idiot
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Daren Parker
You lost the sale of your car when replying to a legit question ,If you were a good salesman you would of answered in a different manner.
Dear daztheplumber,
Then you've missed out twice then, haven't you. There's no way I would sell anything to an ignorant oik like you let alone a fine and much admired car like the TVR - you don't deserve it.
And although ignorance AND stupidity are not crimes (yet) they can be highly annoying especially when combined with dogmatism as indeed it is with you it appears.
I repeat - you've now lost out twice on this car and big time I can tell you as its fantastic AS STATED IN THE AD. but you've lost out largely because you're just thick and live life with a perspective and general attitude light-years from my own and most importantly light years from one that I wish to have ANYTHING to do with.
In your tiny suspicious braincell of an intellect that you can't see beyond a parasite can its next host, I don't want anything to do with idiots who don't appreciate nice things in life, who judge people on their own lowly standards and act accordingly, as their whole Weltanschauung is geared to 'doing someone' rather than sharing with the like-minded or bringing people up to see.
I wouldn't sell peanuts to you for bullion but even now you just won't get it, why, because you're thick. Believe it, there is more to life than trying to hoodwink someone on eBay, and people who are stuck in that mode of thinking when everything relevant and pertinent to explain and detail is put before their eyes is ignored and they're just annoyed the price is not what they think it should be, or annoyed they missed an opportunity once so badger someone to vent their frustration, it'll do you no good. You have missed the best TVR you'll ever be able to afford and you've missed it because of the above - live with it, loser.
You simply haven't a clue and using such terms as 'legit' too let alone your rationale for it in the context merely reinforces it all, you berk.
Now p
s off and waste someone else' time.Edited by SILICONEKID345HP on Sunday 25th January 11:22
SILICONEKID345HP said:
Got more ,there is an element of truth in what he is saying .
Me Have you thought about seeing someone ?? It was a legit and normal question . I was interested in the car ,it`s the norm to know if you are a caring owner or a dealer . Now get some help with your paranoia..
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either
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You lost the sale of your car when replying to a legit question ,If you were a good salesman you would of answered in a different manner.
I could by that car 50 times over .I own over 2000 grands worth of cars .. fking idiot
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Dear daztheplumber,
Then you've missed out twice then, haven't you. There's no way I would sell anything to an ignorant oik like you let alone a fine and much admired car like the TVR - you don't deserve it.
And although ignorance AND stupidity are not crimes (yet) they can be highly annoying especially when combined with dogmatism as indeed it is with you it appears.
I repeat - you've now lost out twice on this car and big time I can tell you as its fantastic AS STATED IN THE AD. but you've lost out largely because you're just thick and live life with a perspective and general attitude light-years from my own and most importantly light years from one that I wish to have ANYTHING to do with.
In your tiny suspicious braincell of an intellect that you can't see beyond a parasite can its next host, I don't want anything to do with idiots who don't appreciate nice things in life, who judge people on their own lowly standards and act accordingly, as their whole Weltanschauung is geared to 'doing someone' rather than sharing with the like-minded or bringing people up to see.
I wouldn't sell peanuts to you for bullion but even now you just won't get it, why, because you're thick. Believe it, there is more to life than trying to hoodwink someone on eBay, and people who are stuck in that mode of thinking when everything relevant and pertinent to explain and detail is put before their eyes is ignored and they're just annoyed the price is not what they think it should be, or annoyed they missed an opportunity once so badger someone to vent their frustration, it'll do you no good. You have missed the best TVR you'll ever be able to afford and you've missed it because of the above - live with it, loser.
You simply haven't a clue and using such terms as 'legit' too let alone your rationale for it in the context merely reinforces it all, you berk.
Now ps off and waste someone else' time.
Absolutely E P I C Me Have you thought about seeing someone ?? It was a legit and normal question . I was interested in the car ,it`s the norm to know if you are a caring owner or a dealer . Now get some help with your paranoia..
Another irrelevance. That together with your general attitude clearly puts you in the described 'undesirable category of oik' as per advertisement.
The car is not for sale to you, so just leave it. And what 'you touch' is of no concern to me either
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Dear daztheplumber,
Then you've missed out twice then, haven't you. There's no way I would sell anything to an ignorant oik like you let alone a fine and much admired car like the TVR - you don't deserve it.
And although ignorance AND stupidity are not crimes (yet) they can be highly annoying especially when combined with dogmatism as indeed it is with you it appears.
I repeat - you've now lost out twice on this car and big time I can tell you as its fantastic AS STATED IN THE AD. but you've lost out largely because you're just thick and live life with a perspective and general attitude light-years from my own and most importantly light years from one that I wish to have ANYTHING to do with.
In your tiny suspicious braincell of an intellect that you can't see beyond a parasite can its next host, I don't want anything to do with idiots who don't appreciate nice things in life, who judge people on their own lowly standards and act accordingly, as their whole Weltanschauung is geared to 'doing someone' rather than sharing with the like-minded or bringing people up to see.
I wouldn't sell peanuts to you for bullion but even now you just won't get it, why, because you're thick. Believe it, there is more to life than trying to hoodwink someone on eBay, and people who are stuck in that mode of thinking when everything relevant and pertinent to explain and detail is put before their eyes is ignored and they're just annoyed the price is not what they think it should be, or annoyed they missed an opportunity once so badger someone to vent their frustration, it'll do you no good. You have missed the best TVR you'll ever be able to afford and you've missed it because of the above - live with it, loser.
You simply haven't a clue and using such terms as 'legit' too let alone your rationale for it in the context merely reinforces it all, you berk.
Now p
s off and waste someone else' time.Edited by SILICONEKID345HP on Sunday 25th January 11:05
now leave it Daz and stop poking the wolf Elementary my dear Goaty, he has by the same process ostracized himself from a proportion of the potential market!
Is it a case of 'sarcasm, a way ito insult fools without them knowing' or 'knowledge makes people humble, arrogance keeps people ignorant'...
Is it a case of 'sarcasm, a way ito insult fools without them knowing' or 'knowledge makes people humble, arrogance keeps people ignorant'...
Edited by Chuffmeister on Sunday 25th January 11:25
Quinny said:
You do appear to have upset this chap Daz ...
WELTANSCHAUUNG
a comprehensive view or personal philosophy of human life and the universe
Yep I had to look it up....
So did the seller replying to Daz, which is probably why he's used a capital letter, without realising! It's probably taken him ages to write that diatribe of farfetched bWELTANSCHAUUNG
a comprehensive view or personal philosophy of human life and the universe
Yep I had to look it up....
ks!mi think it would be more entertaining if we all messaged a different question through EBay!Edited by Chuffmeister on Sunday 25th January 11:35
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