Witch weigh up

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Captain Muppet

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8,540 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Hello.

Recently I had to sit through some terrible historical drama thing in which various events that happen randomly to people were attributed to a witch's curse, due to people being credulous idiots.

It got me thinking, firstly about how boobs look great bursting out of corsets, but then about the random stuff that I'd think was the result of a witch's curse, if I believed in that sort of thing.

Every computer crash ever, for a start. Not least because I don't know of a better reason than witch's curse.

The BMW that developed a new and annoying fault every 3 weeks for a year. Cursed.

That really good thread I did in 2013 on fixing the brake lights on the BMW that got zero replies? Cursed.

Having to watch terrible historical dramas? Definitely the result of annoying a witch.

How about you? Got anything that's basically your fault that you'd rather blame on some woman then burn* her for it?




* Or drown, any of the death-or-death trials really.

Sheets Tabuer

18,895 posts

214 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
how boobs look great bursting out of corsets
Go on..

Ilovejapcrap

3,274 posts

111 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Go on..
What he said

Hooli

32,278 posts

199 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Captain Muppet said:
how boobs look great bursting out of corsets
Go on..
Waiting...

skip_1

3,459 posts

189 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
how boobs look great bursting out of corsets
Agreed.

Captain Muppet

Original Poster:

8,540 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Jeez, why not pick on the only even vaguely sexist thing I wrote.

You feminists make me sick.

BorkFactor

7,258 posts

157 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Been on the sauce, have we? hehe


Slartifartfast

2,100 posts

231 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Captain Muppet said:
how boobs look great bursting out of corsets
Go on..
TTIUWP

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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This went tits up out pretty quickly

soad

32,825 posts

175 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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pinchmeimdreamin

9,831 posts

217 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Mmmmmmmm Boobs

Timmy40

12,915 posts

197 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Everybody needs a bossom for a pillow.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Timmy40 said:
Everybody needs a bossom for a pillow.
Someone started drinking early. He's already had a brimful.

Zod

35,295 posts

257 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Timmy40 said:
Everybody needs a bossom for a pillow.
A "bossom" eh? That's neither one nor the other! I have seen photo quizzes with close ups of several of each where you had to guess which each photo was.

Oldred_V8S

3,714 posts

237 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Captain Muppet

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8,540 posts

264 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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All these years being whimsical and all I needed to do to get replies was mention boobs.

I'm a little disappointed.








Although I am a huge fan of boobs.

DanielSan

18,745 posts

166 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Somebody mention boobs?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

233 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Silver Smudger

3,292 posts

166 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Rawwr said:
I don't understand what this has to do with boobs - confused

Pints

18,444 posts

193 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Silver Smudger said:
I don't understand what this has to do with boobs - confused
If you squint slightly and turn your head to the side...