Boris says they're a load of w*nkers

Boris says they're a load of w*nkers

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superkartracer

8,959 posts

222 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Thought Bin-liner had 12 wives?

Digga

40,298 posts

283 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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superkartracer said:
Thought Bin-liner had 12 wives?
And two heads and four arses.

Fact.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Boris said:
They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort
Most people like that don't turn to Jihad for comfort though, most turn to PH. So I'm told.

killingjoker

950 posts

193 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Now theres the man to run the Conservative party. I bet that shiny vaseline faced non personality fronting it at the moment wishes he had the same kind of charisma or personality (or any at all). Oh, and some backbone.

Clegg and Millipede probably wish they had as well smile

Sadly, it's missing from any of our so called leaders these days.


Bluebarge

4,519 posts

178 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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MarshPhantom said:
He's not wrong - but if these s decide to bomb London because of this it won't be Boris that gets killed.

Easy to be brave if you have round the clock protection.

Edited by MarshPhantom on Friday 30th January 11:36
Of course, if he hadn't said that, they'd never have dreamed of making London a target.


Oh, wait...

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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So...Women who exclude blokes from their potential love interests are causing men to turn into terrorists.

Women. The cause of all evil again.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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I expect some to get so incensed by this unfair characterisation that they will have a stroke.

superkartracer

8,959 posts

222 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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What about the al-Khansaa Brigade?


kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Are they muslim ninjas?

No proof there are females under there. Perhaps some terrorist trannies? smile

cranford10

350 posts

116 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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superkartracer said:
What about the al-Khansaa Brigade?

Don't fancy yours much

FourWheelDrift

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284 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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superkartracer said:
What about the al-Khansaa Brigade?

The only thing you can do is take the piss out of them, whenever I see people dressed in black religious nutter garb I can't help but think of Monty Python.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the al-Khansaa Brigade?
Reg: fk off! 'al-Khansaa Brigade'. We're the Brigade of al-Khansaa! 'al-Khansaa Brigade'.
Francis: wkers.


fido

16,796 posts

255 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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killingjoker said:
Now theres the man to run the Conservative party. I bet that shiny vaseline faced non personality fronting it at the moment wishes he had the same kind of charisma or personality (or any at all).
All credit to Boris, but calling people w*nkers doesn't necessarily make you a good PM. Though in this case he was using w*nker as a substitute for sexually-frustrated and The Telegraph needed a catchy story - well it's more like The Metro nowadays.

superkartracer

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222 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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biggrin


NailedOn

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235 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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fido said:
killingjoker said:
Now theres the man to run the Conservative party. I bet that shiny vaseline faced non personality fronting it at the moment wishes he had the same kind of charisma or personality (or any at all).
All credit to Boris, but calling people w*nkers doesn't necessarily make you a good PM. Though in this case he was using w*nker as a substitute for sexually-frustrated and The Telegraph needed a catchy story - well it's more like The Metro nowadays.
Be that as it may, the point at issue is are jihadists Onanists?
To wit there are only three plausible answers:
1) No, they are psychopaths who have regular sex
2) Yes, they are Onanists and likely to be jihadists as a result of social and sexual inadequacy
3) No, they are neither 1 nor 2 as the Koran forbids Onanism so they have never come except to produce more little jihad babies - Babygrow suicide vests 2:1 in Spark hill?
In any event, I am happy for these peverts of religion to be labled wkers in every derogatory sense of the word.

Transmitter Man

4,253 posts

224 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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superkartracer said:
biggrin

Did someone mention trannies?

The_Burg

4,846 posts

214 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
The only thing you can do is take the piss out of them, whenever I see people dressed in black religious nutter garb I can't help but think of Monty Python.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the al-Khansaa Brigade?
Reg: fk off! 'al-Khansaa Brigade'. We're the Brigade of al-Khansaa! 'al-Khansaa Brigade'.
Francis: wkers.

See, to remember quite a bit of fuss when that film was made, pretty sure nobody died, except of laughter perhaps.

Now imagine "Mo the Movie"........

petemurphy

10,117 posts

183 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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go boris say it how it is!

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Digga said:
do agree, but also have to say that it is right that politicians with conviction should step up to the plate and publicly criticise what has been going on with the radicalisation of young Western Muslims.
I'm surprised he didn't add that the were all benders or something, just for good measure.
Or play on the insecurities about the perversions of the others.

1) Sad wkers engaged in rape as a war crime.
2) Repressed homosexuals, driven into self hating.
3) Psychopaths like the cockney jihadist



Edited by Martin4x4 on Saturday 31st January 08:10

Martin4x4

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132 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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superkartracer said:
What about the al-Khansaa Brigade?

Doubt they be a match of these Kurdish YPJ



carinaman

21,286 posts

172 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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But look at the front cover of the Indy. frown

And Edward Snowden said the Spooks misused their access rights to sniff about the Social Media profiles of women they found hot to see if they could find any more revealing images.

So.........