Boris says they're a load of w*nkers

Boris says they're a load of w*nkers

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Dog Star

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16,132 posts

168 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Isil fighters bunch of onanist losers...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-i...

Fatwah time!

davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Isil fighters bunch of onanist losers...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-i...

Fatwah time!
And this is sort of why people like Boris. Sure, he's made a joke wrapped up in an insult, but there's a valid point in there somewhere.

RobGT81

5,229 posts

186 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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He's not wrong. Tossers.

ugofirst

263 posts

111 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Actually he is wrong. Islamic Women can't get over there quick enough to marry these so-called 'fighters' and bring them some 'comfort' from reports I've been reading.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Isil fighters bunch of onanist losers...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-i...

Fatwah time!
He's not wrong - but if these s decide to bomb London because of this it won't be Boris that gets killed.

Easy to be brave if you have round the clock protection.

Edited by MarshPhantom on Friday 30th January 11:36

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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MarshPhantom said:
He's not wrong - but if these s decide to bomb London because of this it won't be Boris that gets killed.

Easy to be brave if you have round the clock protection.
I do agree, but also have to say that it is right that politicians with conviction should step up to the plate and publicly criticise what has been going on with the radicalisation of young Western Muslims.

daveenty

2,358 posts

210 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Love the way the Telegraph compliment the story with the picture of "A sex-relateed shop (Getty Images)" smile

Couldn't really make that up...

davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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ugofirst said:
Actually he is wrong. Islamic Women can't get over there quick enough to marry these so-called 'fighters' and bring them some 'comfort' from reports I've been reading.
Women can be wkers too, you know.

I doubt they'd give these guys a second look if they met them on the street in the UK.

FourWheelDrift

88,510 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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I thought I was reading the Daily Mash.

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
I thought I was reading the Daily Mash.
TBH that though occurred to me in an instant too. hehe

Dog Star

Original Poster:

16,132 posts

168 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Digga said:
do agree, but also have to say that it is right that politicians with conviction should step up to the plate and publicly criticise what has been going on with the radicalisation of young Western Muslims.
I'm surprised he didn't add that the were all benders or something, just for good measure.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
Digga said:
do agree, but also have to say that it is right that politicians with conviction should step up to the plate and publicly criticise what has been going on with the radicalisation of young Western Muslims.
I'm surprised he didn't add that the were all benders or something, just for good measure.
Now _that_ would have been funny.

WestyCarl

3,248 posts

125 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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I think this is why Boris is liked, he says what he thinks in everyday language. Unlike most MP's who try to say nothing or give no opinion in case people object.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Apparently Pakistan has the highest rate of pornography search of any country in the world.

http://www.huffingtonpost.in/2015/01/19/Pakistan-p...

It also tops the list of people searching for people fking pigs - actual pigs.

I'm no scholar but I'm pretty sure Pig fking is frowned upon in Islamic circles.




NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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We've been saying the same thing over here for a while.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Mr Gearchange said:
I'm no scholar but I'm pretty sure Pig fking is frowned upon in Islamic circles.
Doubt it would go down too well at your local butcher's either.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Digga said:
Mr Gearchange said:
I'm no scholar but I'm pretty sure Pig fking is frowned upon in Islamic circles.
Doubt it would go down too well at your local butcher's either.
Indeed. Worse than putting your dick in the bacon slicer..

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Dog Star said:
I'm surprised he didn't add that the were all benders or something, just for good measure.
Don't they all get bummed as part of the initiation anyway? I read that on joining, recruits are raped with photographic evidence taken. They are then threatened that the evidence will be distributed to family members should they leave/escape.

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Mr Gearchange said:
Digga said:
Mr Gearchange said:
I'm no scholar but I'm pretty sure Pig fking is frowned upon in Islamic circles.
Doubt it would go down too well at your local butcher's either.
Indeed. Worse than putting your dick in the bacon slicer..
They don't like it up 'em.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Good old Boris thumbup