What to do when you have to park near c***s

What to do when you have to park near c***s

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thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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So the wife works at a college. Car got keyed a few months ago. Just had it serviced on Thursday, came back nice and shiny (thanks Lexus!). Anyway, now (yesterday) it has a scrape from the nearside bumper all the way down the side of the car, like someone has reversed down it.

Obviously chances are it will happen again, which is s**t.

Anything you can do to catch them? Cameras? Laser turrets?

swisstoni

16,932 posts

279 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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You need a shed. For the price of one of those repairs she can have something they can scrape all they want.
It may also be worth checking she isn't parking like a dick and attracting the attentions of the morons who damage cars deliberately.

thelawnet

Original Poster:

1,539 posts

155 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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toerag

748 posts

132 months

curlie467

7,650 posts

201 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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You have no chance stopping this sort of thing. Sorry.

JakeT

5,422 posts

120 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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Try and park elsewhere? Failing that park at an end spot and very close to the kerb so even if someone who can't drive for toffee parks next to it they're unlikely to hit it.

V8forweekends

2,481 posts

124 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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I am amazed that with the advances in dashcam tech, no-one seems to be able to come up with a 360 degree 24/7 CCTV cams for a car. It surely should be possible. It might be tricky to catch the keying offender, but it could get the car reg from the cars inflicting the damage, enabled the drivers to be traced and invited to pay for repairs.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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V8forweekends said:
I am amazed that with the advances in dashcam tech, no-one seems to be able to come up with a 360 degree 24/7 CCTV cams for a car. It surely should be possible.
It is, and they have.


thelawnet

Original Poster:

1,539 posts

155 months

Saturday 7th February 2015
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Apparently there is separate student and staff car parking, but the students ignore this and there is no enforcement. Plus my wife starts at 11 so she cant necessarily find a quiet corner to park in

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Somebody reversed into it on Friday.

It's getting pretty ridiculous.

Cupramax

10,476 posts

252 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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A shed/stter is the only answer. I have Suzuki Wagon for exactly this reason as the parking outside my office is comical, we have at least one or two shunts we see out the from window each week, mostly grannies/grandads who cant park or drive to save their life. We had one last week that hit three cars, carried on oblivious and parked and then denied all knowledge despite having three people there who saw him do it,

tgr

1,132 posts

171 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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I was considering this today. On London streets where I live and park my car it is routine for people to leave significant dents (not dings) and drive off. No witnesses can be bothered, I guess because it is simply viewed as an unremarkable everyday occurrence. It has happened to me with two separate cars, both of which are far from snotters and which I would really rather keep in good condition.

The only solution, in my view, is to accept that you will be on very good terms with your preferred bodyshop/dent man. Alternatively you have to buy a car that you are totally indifferent to.

For practical reasons I only want one car, and therefore I have to resign myself to regular bodyshop work. It will take some significant mental adjustment, but stewing over the injustice of it all will only ruin my free time.

Hope this helps!

viper blue

166 posts

164 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Get a shed, keep the sparkly for best.

Vincefox

20,566 posts

172 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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I work at a college and theyre downsizing our parkin in september. I bought an old stter momobike as there's no way of stopping this sort of thing.

HairbearTE

702 posts

154 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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So you get video footage of an incident, what are you going to do with it?

Get an old stter for this kind of commute.


(that said, I did park an Esprit in Harlesden daily about 20 years ago! - Knowing the locals can make the difference between being able to do this or not..)

Spare tyre

9,519 posts

130 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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I have to park at the station when working in the smoke etc
Hate parking in town etc
Needed something with a roof rack
Needed a backup spare car for when mine or the other half goes out
Always wanted to get into off-roading / greenlaning but couldn't be bothered with a landy / similar

Got a Suzuki Jimny which is an amazing all rounder, brilliant in standard form, great fun to whizz about

Fold the rear seats flat and the barn door on the back means it'll swallow a lot

So get a Jimny, I've had a couple and lost a tiny amount each time


Dinoboy

2,498 posts

217 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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As a number of people have said ,go on gumtree and buy an old Megane for £350.

Liquid Tuna

1,400 posts

156 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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Is it possible that your wife's car is being targeted? Maybe ask her to use yours or a shed for a week or two and see if it gets the same treatment?

Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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TooMany2cvs said:
V8forweekends said:
I am amazed that with the advances in dashcam tech, no-one seems to be able to come up with a 360 degree 24/7 CCTV cams for a car. It surely should be possible.
It is, and they have.

I had a little lol at this.

thelawnet

Original Poster:

1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Well yesterday some f***er has done the other side.