What to do when you have to park near c***s

What to do when you have to park near c***s

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lord trumpton

7,392 posts

126 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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hepy said:
lord trumpton said:
The common denominator in these situations is always the wife.

My wife's alloys are kerbed but apparently she didn't do it.

There's scratches on the rear bumper that she does not know how they got there

There are a could of bumper scuffs that someone else must have done.


Generally speaking women don't deserve nice cars because they don't really give two fks about them.

Just buy her a stter like a little clio or a Punto and send her on her way
Wow, have we gone back in time to the seventies? What next, call your wife 'the little lady'? Do some mother in law jokes.

Why don't you sit back and enjoy some Jim Davidson DVD's.
scratchchin What?

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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rofl

TheEnd

15,370 posts

188 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Am I right in thinking that car has been in contact with other objects/vehicles 3 times in the last month?

whysub

125 posts

111 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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It really boils my piss that it seems to be that if others knock into an old shed of a car, they wouldn't think twice about just locking their car up and going on their merry way without a seconds thought. Someone's shed can be someone else's pride and joy.

I can't be the only one that feels this way?

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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TheEnd said:
Am I right in thinking that car has been in contact with other objects/vehicles 3 times in the last month?
Yep.

BGarside

1,564 posts

137 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Motion-activated dashcam as suggested on here.

Or else battered Toyota Hilux with front and rear roo bars smile

V8forweekends

2,481 posts

124 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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whysub said:
It really boils my piss that it seems to be that if others knock into an old shed of a car, they wouldn't think twice about just locking their car up and going on their merry way without a seconds thought. Someone's shed can be someone else's pride and joy.

I can't be the only one that feels this way?
I agree 100%. When my VW bay window was rammed by an inattentive tt in a Volvo his opening gambit was "it's only an old van" - bd.

Wish I still had that van.

Bennet

2,122 posts

131 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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I find it amazing that you can tolerate that much damage and just not do anything about it. I think the answer was the one given in the first (and more or less every subsequent) reply.

If you aren't willing to step down to a shed, I'd suggest you at least buy her something smaller than a big ass lexus to drive around in and maybe other people will find it easier to miss.

CallorFold

832 posts

133 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Burrito said:
Could try fitting a dash with motion sensor to see if it picks up who's doing it and if it's deliberate.
This is a budget friendly option worth trying.

I used to have an "ActionCam" dash cam thing recommended by Techmoan - cost about £50-60 and recorded whenever it detected movement.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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hepy said:
lord trumpton said:
The common denominator in these situations is always the wife.

My wife's alloys are kerbed but apparently she didn't do it.

There's scratches on the rear bumper that she does not know how they got there

There are a could of bumper scuffs that someone else must have done.


Generally speaking women don't deserve nice cars because they don't really give two fks about them.

Just buy her a stter like a little clio or a Punto and send her on her way
Wow, have we gone back in time to the seventies? What next, call your wife 'the little lady'? Do some mother in law jokes.

Why don't you sit back and enjoy some Jim Davidson DVD's.
I'm inclined to agree that it seems very sexist, however my experience with Mrs DME the 1st and 2nd was very much the same. Smashing into kerbs and popping tyres with alarming regularity, contact parking, leaving the car with two wheels JUST on the kerb and so mangling the sidewall, constant new scrapes and dents but ALWAYS, ALWAYS a story about having to swerve to avoid someone else, or somebody else doing XYZ so it was always a 3rd party to blame. Perhaps me and him just have st taste in women?

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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CallorFold said:
This is a budget friendly option worth trying.

I used to have an "ActionCam" dash cam thing recommended by Techmoan - cost about £50-60 and recorded whenever it detected movement.
Why used to? What made you get rid?

CallorFold

832 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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thelawnet said:
Why used to? What made you get rid?
Lazyness to be honest. It was on a suction mount which fell off the window. At the time, I threw it in the glove box and never bothered to re-attach. I've since swapped my car and never bothered fitting it in there either. It was a little big/in the way for my liking and didn't quite fit behind the mirror.

For reference, it was one of these; http://www.techmoan.com/blog/2013/6/9/sj1000-at-la...

Matttracker

630 posts

147 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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HairbearTE said:
So you get video footage of an incident, what are you going to do with it?

Get an old stter for this kind of commute.


(that said, I did park an Esprit in Harlesden daily about 20 years ago! - Knowing the locals can make the difference between being able to do this or not..)
Haha I can imagine, I work there!

loose cannon

6,030 posts

241 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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I have a couple of blackvue cameras in my car. when parked up you can swivel the back camera to face forwards and the front vice versa picks up anything that occurs but you do have to make sure they don't flatten your battery,
Leave them both on all day then all night and your battery will go flat, reverse into the space girate the rear cam forward and turn the front off is generally what I do when day parking I leave them off at night when home as we have cctv
Though in this instant I would just go buy a shed and get a multicar policy
It will be much cheaper in the long run plus better for your stress and well being, with the added bonus of tip runs and shopping runs

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Well, this is yesterday's effort:



Not sure if I should be contacting the police or what.

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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hora said:
White paint..

Is she telling you everything?
As far as I know. There are parking sensors there, and a reversing camera.

She did point out that it would be very difficult for an adjoining car to actually hit that side, because it was reverse parked.

RAClNG SNAKE

3,606 posts

232 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Sometimes when I have to park next to a car that is clearly abused I take a picture of it on my phone so if I come back and find it gone and a nice scrape on my car then I stand a chance of tracking them down.

swisstoni

16,985 posts

279 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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This is ridiculous. Set something up in the car to record.
I'd be close to spending the day in the back seat under a blanket to catch the git(s) but I'm a bit odd like that.

(If it all stops after the recording equipment goes in then I'm afraid it may have been the missus all along).

Turkish91

1,087 posts

202 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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This has got to be her own doing surely? Four times in the space of a month/6 weeks?

No one is that unlucky with other cars clattering into them.

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Well just went to try and sort it out.

Firstly went to the body shop.

He said:

  • scratch down the side of the car http://imgur.com/a/mY1zq is from a tree branch. I didn't see how that was possible. And the smaller scratch made earlier looks like a trolley or something [I don't know if it could be a car door or something]. I said 'we don't really go to the supermarket', and if we do we park in p+c bay. About £250 to polish out but not guaranteed it would be perfect, try it and see. But he did point on the shadow from a previous smart repair on rear passenger door.
  • scrape at the nearside rear bumper is from a white car. Again £200 or so
  • Driver's door scrape is also from a white car. It needs painting, and it's also slightly dented. Hopefully after painting will match the others. Around £400 or so.
Anyway, I had a think about the 'tree branch' idea. This is outside my house:



This is how we always park. We are at the end of a cul-de-sac and it's much easier to park forward. And as you can see, there is a bush on the right side. And the scratch is on the left. So it couldn't be from that.

Except, as I mentioned earlier, when that scratch appeared it was just after it had been serviced, and then dropped off at my house by Lexus. They reversed in, I was home at the time, looked out the window saw them reversing in, and thought 'that's thoughtful of them'. So it seems fairly likely that in fact what happened was that when Lexus reversed it in, they scraped it down the bush, and I didn't notice it immediately, because I wasn't looking, but the next day when the car was parked the other way round as usual, it was obviously immediately noticeable - I assumed it had been done at the college, but actually it's more likely to have been Lexus, but I can't really prove that now.

Anyway, I had a look at the car park, it's pretty crowded and the spaces are close together. There are a lot of very bashed about cars. Apparently the students are free to park there after 5pm, and my wife finishes at 7pm. Also I think I probably underestimate how s**t their driving is - apparently one of the students (aged 19 or whatever) was spotted teaching his girlfriend to drive, which is illegal as you are supposed to be 21. So it's pretty conceivable anyway.

We spoke to the facilities manager and she's been given a new place to park in, so that's a start anyway.

Originally, before it got f***ed up, I had been planning to get the car detailed and the microswirls and such like polished out so it's properly shiny, but I'm not sure if there is any overlap between the repairs and the detailing work to save potentially paying for polishing and whatever twice.