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Love notes from an ugly/scary creature.
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smileymikey said:
A big ziploc bag full of white powder (flour) alternatively of Oregano. Balaclava and a roll of gaffer tape (this one might backfire)
Like this, but use dextrose (sugar powder) passes for a innocent explanation "I use it to sweeten my coffee/tea if I need an energy boost". If it looks less like he was deliberately set him up, it will be easier to do it again in future.Also walk around with a smug under your nose immediately after leaving locker room.
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I like nearly all of these, perhaps you need to conspiracy with your workmates to do something different in each locker.
Edited by Martin4x4 on Sunday 1st March 08:49
Fill it with marbles. Or a wasps nest. or leave something covered in a silicone/tar based compound, ie really messy and won't wash off easily. Or party bangers rigged to the door. Or a jug of water attached to the door so it falls over when opened. Or party bangers AND a wasps nest. Don't forget the go pro mentioned above. treat everyone except him to a drink with the £250.
2000 polls coupons you've taken the money for from your work mates but failed to actually put in before the games.
(A bloke who died, work at Ford Halewood, and that was what HR found when clearing his locker)
A 1940's Military Overcoat, and medals, and an old helmet and an old rifle, and a couple of tank shells (still live)
(That's what was found in a locker in 2009, in an MOD army tank repair establishment, during a 5S exercise, which identified a number of lockers who didn't appear to belong to anyone. The bloke that this one had belonged to, had died in the 1980's, and had retired on ill health grounds in the 1970's. )
Or a spit, with a gas burner under it with a chicken rotating. - My mate witnessed this at a John deere factory in Germany, when he went over to fix some quality issue. One of the lockers was being used as an oven.
(A bloke who died, work at Ford Halewood, and that was what HR found when clearing his locker)
A 1940's Military Overcoat, and medals, and an old helmet and an old rifle, and a couple of tank shells (still live)
(That's what was found in a locker in 2009, in an MOD army tank repair establishment, during a 5S exercise, which identified a number of lockers who didn't appear to belong to anyone. The bloke that this one had belonged to, had died in the 1980's, and had retired on ill health grounds in the 1970's. )
Or a spit, with a gas burner under it with a chicken rotating. - My mate witnessed this at a John deere factory in Germany, when he went over to fix some quality issue. One of the lockers was being used as an oven.
I like the marbles idea.
Buy a few thousand of them. A good half carrier bag full. Slice bottom of bag and leave in locker on top of something else.
If he picks the bag up they'll all fall out and make a loud racket as they hit the floor so everyone will hear. Throw in a dozen boxes of fun snaps for good measure.
Buy a few thousand of them. A good half carrier bag full. Slice bottom of bag and leave in locker on top of something else.
If he picks the bag up they'll all fall out and make a loud racket as they hit the floor so everyone will hear. Throw in a dozen boxes of fun snaps for good measure.
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