Damage magnet

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bernhund

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193 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Is there something about certain cars that attract damage? My wife has been driving for 30 years and, until recently, only ever owned cars with no bodywork damage. One and a half years ago she bought a new Nissan Juke, and in that time 3 people have crashed into the back of it. On top of that, some teenagers had a fight by it and dented a door with one of their faces! Then to cap it off the head gasket went a few months back. Numerous punctures too.
So, she has now got shot of it, as she thinks it's jinxed. Yesterday at 6:00pm, Nissan delivered her brand new Juke. This morning at 7:00am,someone crashed into the back of it! So WTF is going on here? Her driving is fine & someone went into the back of the last one when I was driving too, the new car is also a different colour. So could the shape of a car actually distract the driver behind? I mean, it is fking ugly, so could the driver behind be thinking about that then forget to brake? I don't know.

Edited by bernhund on Tuesday 3rd March 12:21

bernhund

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Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Any thoughts on this? Have you had a car that just attracted damage?

996TT02

3,308 posts

140 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Statistics.

If on average one has one in one hundred chance of having an accident per month i.e. one accident every 100 months you could still have 5 accidents in a single month and none for 499 months, but of course you could also have some of your neighbour's "allowance" of accidents for him during the rest of the period, whereas someone else only crashes once in a lifetime, or never, so to bring the average to one per 100 months...

Seems your wife is at the wrong end of the stats!

bernhund

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Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Haha, I like that! Maybe she should do the lottery?

mybrainhurts

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255 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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bernhund said:
Nissan Juke
Therein lies your problem. So ugly, people must kill them.

snoopy25

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120 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Therein lies your problem. So ugly, people must kill them.
eek

laugh

Boosted LS1

21,183 posts

260 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Is your wife an overcautious driver who brakes unexpectedly ie starts to pull away or execute a manouver and then suddenly panics and brakes?

mybrainhurts

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255 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Nah, she just drives a Juke...smile

bernhund

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Boosted LS1 said:
Is your wife an overcautious driver who brakes unexpectedly ie starts to pull away or execute a manouver and then suddenly panics and brakes?
No, not at all. She's a competent good driver & it's happened to me too in the Juke. I seriously think people are so taken aback by its hideous rear end, they are distracted & plough into it. But my wife really likes the look of the car, which now leaves me concerned about what attracted her to me!

mybrainhurts

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Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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rofl

andburg

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169 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Not personally but my Brother used to have a rover 400 diesel what was hit while parked 4 times, once on each corner.

no car before or after it has been hit!

Faxo

448 posts

138 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Pics? Are we talking a scratch or written off, as tbh I wouldn't want my BRAND NEW car repaired!

bernhund

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Faxo said:
Pics? Are we talking a scratch or written off, as tbh I wouldn't want my BRAND NEW car repaired!
Luckily no damage. She's just told me that every time it's happened, she's been stationary too, so definitely not because she was braking late or anything.
What's really disappointing is that I've been trying to rear end her for the last 20 years but can't get anywhere near it! laugh

mybrainhurts

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bernhund said:
What's really disappointing is that I've been trying to rear end her for the last 20 years but can't get anywhere near it! laugh
This thread's really about your bad dreams, isn't it..? You dirty beast...hehe

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Are the brakes really good? Maybe she's braking too hard and people are surprised at how quickly it stops. Doesn't mean it isn't their fault but might explain why she's had everyone up her rear but you.

bernhund

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Hoofy said:
Are the brakes really good? Maybe she's braking too hard and people are surprised at how quickly it stops. Doesn't mean it isn't their fault but might explain why she's had everyone up her rear but you.
laugh Great turn of phrase! Nope, she says every time it's happened, she's just been sat in the traffic. As has been said earlier, perhaps 'statisically' it was over due and now it's catch up time. But it does seem odd still.

simonwhite

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174 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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I think there is a small but genuine effect whereby vehicles that have a markedly different silhouette to a "normal car" - something like a kit car etc are harder for people to instinctively recognise and react to from their peripheral vision.

Likewise, certain colours, such as yellow, are easier to spot in peripheral vision. I'm not sure your wife's car is the perfect example of this, but I do seem to remember reading somewhere (possibly a link on the Westfield club forums) about this, might see if I can dig it out...

bernhund

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simonwhite said:
I think there is a small but genuine effect whereby vehicles that have a markedly different silhouette to a "normal car"
These are the lines I was first thinking along. Because the car has always been static when hit, the drivers have been different and so has the colour. The one constant is the shape..maybe just the position of the tail lights or something?

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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bernhund said:
Hoofy said:
Are the brakes really good? Maybe she's braking too hard and people are surprised at how quickly it stops. Doesn't mean it isn't their fault but might explain why she's had everyone up her rear but you.
laugh Great turn of phrase! Nope, she says every time it's happened, she's just been sat in the traffic. As has been said earlier, perhaps 'statisically' it was over due and now it's catch up time. But it does seem odd still.
biggrin

I have another theory. It's a 4x4 style car. But it's smaller than a standard, modern 4x4. So people think it looks further away than it really is. http://youtu.be/dS12p0Zqlt0

GuinnessMK

1,608 posts

222 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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bernhund said:
simonwhite said:
I think there is a small but genuine effect whereby vehicles that have a markedly different silhouette to a "normal car"
These are the lines I was first thinking along. Because the car has always been static when hit, the drivers have been different and so has the colour. The one constant is the shape..maybe just the position of the tail lights or something?
My car is fitted with both options "Damage Magnet" and "Stealth Mode". It's a black Seat Leon, which I used to love, but over the past few years;

  • Next doors roofer managed to slide a ladder along the bonnet while trying to get his ladder off the roof of his van,
  • The other neighbour had a roof tile blow off, hit the door and front wing,
  • Another neighbour managed to hit the rear quarter while parking his hire car,
  • Whilst driving across the M62 the silencer fell off a car in front and shot through my front grille and bumper,
  • Another neighbour hit and ran the front quarter,
  • Whilst parked up in town someone slid their bumper down the front door, across the wing and into the wheel,
  • Then to top it all my wife managed to hook the front bumper over a kerb, and reverse off, leaving the bumper in the carparking bay..
Any bodyshop owners want a new project???