Riskier than?

[240Cup]

So with an upcoming best man speech I am struggling with one of the sections..!

I want to say a "night out with my pal when he's consumed large quantities of alcohol is 'riskier than ......."

But riskier than what??! It can be near the mark but not too offensive.

Over to the PH massive.

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[Adenauer]

Being alone in a room with the bride's mother after she's had a bottle of wine.

[marshalla]

taking afternoon tea with Putin.

[stupidbutkeen]

Than living with the in laws after being convicted of beating you wife.

[Tyre Tread]

...trusting a fart after a night out on the lash and a good curry

[Jasandjules]

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi automatic pistol.

Telling his wife she's got a fat a**e....

[Getragdogleg]

...asking on PH for help with a best man speech.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Being a 13 year old girl in Rotherham.

[McSam]

Getragdogleg said:

...asking on PH for help with a best man speech.

...shaving your pubes on the bus to a bird's place

[lukefreeman]

ReallyReallyGood said:

Being a 13 year old girl in Rotherham.

hehehe


Riskier then blind folded cow milking with Jimmy Saville.

[Jonboy_t]

Having tuba practise at Anne Franks house.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Sharing a hotel room with Ched Evans

[ReallyReallyGood]

On second thoughts, perhaps rape/child exploitation not the way to go at a wedding.

[Monkeythree]

Going bareback with a South African prostitute.

[soad]

A ladyboy in Bangkok.

[budgie smuggler]

...taking a Malaysian Airways flight over the Bermuda Triangle.

[soad]

Nothing Is Riskier than not Taking Risks.

[WestyCarl]

all suggestions based on personal experience.........;)

[Asterix]

..actually playing 'Cards Against Humanity' with Jimmy Saville.

[JungleJim]

an Italian cruise.