Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?
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The local late night gash-for-cash vendors have started to use my secluded residents parking area as a business district, presumably directing their customers to drive there. Naturally the worst thing about this is the lack of proper taxation for the service, followed closely by the general unpleasantness of the mess left behind afterwards.
Yesterday I was able to enjoy disrupting a hopping, steamed up Nissan Note by some judicious flashing (of torch), which I like to think was at a pivotal moment in their proceedings. They left swiftly afterwards which was good, but they will no doubt be back.
Whilst the light worked I can't help but feel there is a more effective deterrent out there. Any suggestions would be welcome, although preferably not involving the insertion of rigid pork, or bananas in tail pipes.
Yesterday I was able to enjoy disrupting a hopping, steamed up Nissan Note by some judicious flashing (of torch), which I like to think was at a pivotal moment in their proceedings. They left swiftly afterwards which was good, but they will no doubt be back.
Whilst the light worked I can't help but feel there is a more effective deterrent out there. Any suggestions would be welcome, although preferably not involving the insertion of rigid pork, or bananas in tail pipes.
1. Obtain a bee keepers suit from Ebay
2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
Mastodon2 said:
1. Obtain a bee keepers suit from Ebay
2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
Buzz off2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
Mastodon2 said:
1. Obtain a bee keepers suit from Ebay
2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
From a Health and Safety Risk Assessment point of view, will a Bee Keepers suit work with wasps? 2. Find a wasp nest
3. Place nest in a dry spot in a tree near the car park
4. When someone is getting down and dirt, don the bee suit, retrieve wasp nest
5. Walk past the sex wagon, open door and bung the nest in
6. Shut door, leave
7. wasps get angry
Moving on, my solution is...
...hire a PA system, and play recordings of machine gun fire
Eta: or play recordings of them?
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