Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?
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Edit to add:- LOVE that idea ^^^^^^^
Floodlights have been used before in similar locations but would need approval from the other residents.Unless they are punters or already filming proceedings I doubt anyone with a ready electricity supply and fixing point will object to a motion activated flood light.
Failing that once the less likely to get their bounces bounced locals have knocked on enough windows the toms will soon find somewhere with less aggravation.
You could call the Police but in the grand scheme of things they've got more important things to do with their limited resources.
TheInternet said:
hedgefinder said:
just put a sign up stating that the site is has video surveillance and that all registration numbers are taken on entry..
Fake cameras and real signs can only help, however due to the location you can't really put them in a useful place.Floodlights have been used before in similar locations but would need approval from the other residents.
Failing that once the less likely to get their bounces bounced locals have knocked on enough windows the toms will soon find somewhere with less aggravation.
You could call the Police but in the grand scheme of things they've got more important things to do with their limited resources.
Parking enforcement notices, mark the bay with residents only, sign saying all none resident parking will be charged at £50 per hour, pursued via dvla to the registered keepers address? All follow up correspondence addressed to Mrs X? Don't forget the high resolution photos from two angles showing two people parking up and leaving 10-15mins later.
I reckon on a busy night you could earn far more than the hookers.
I reckon on a busy night you could earn far more than the hookers.
CB2152 said:
Find an impressionist who's willing to hide nearby and narrate the actions of the couples through a loudspeaker/megaphone. Preferably in the voice and style of David Attenborough.
excellent - i assume you've seen cassetteboys video of attenborough narrating over some kind of clubbing / 'night time environment' film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXZ-ijNAFVM
Edited by mph1977 on Wednesday 4th March 00:57
mph1977 said:
CB2152 said:
Find an impressionist who's willing to hide nearby and narrate the actions of the couples through a loudspeaker/megaphone. Preferably in the voice and style of David Attenborough.
excellent - i assume you've seen cassetteboys video of attenborough narrating over some kind of clubbing / 'night time environment' film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXZ-ijNAFVM
Edited by mph1977 on Wednesday 4th March 00:57
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