Jehovahs Witness

Jehovahs Witness

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marcus1875

Original Poster:

1,512 posts

142 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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They came round today, after a brief chat about a chap called Jesus, talk turned to my wedge laying on my drive in various pieces.
Turns out the Witness used to race a SEAC. But he said it was a 490, i didnt think there was a 490, was there?
He said the power kept braking the rear "stub axle".
Never got his name unfortunately. His female fellow Witness was itching to get away.
Small world
Marcus

adam quantrill

11,538 posts

242 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Almost as annoying as bible bashers, I had a bloke in a Merc close up my rear (phnarr) coming off the motorway today, he drew alongside and complemented me on the car (ok thanks, but...) then I said "yes and it has very good brakes too".

About 2 minutes later he had caught up again and proceeded to drive up my arse again.... D'oh!!!

jon haines

950 posts

246 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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They once called round when I was under the wedge trying to put a new fuel filter on and asked if they could talk to me about the world according to them, im afraid my response was not uite what they were expecting!!! If you know what I mean.

Sardonicus

18,960 posts

221 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Edited by Sardonicus on Saturday 28th March 22:46

mrzigazaga

18,555 posts

165 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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They only ever knocked on my door once...I leant out the window and shouted..."Satan lives...Look I've got a signed christmas card from him"...I later discovered it was a dyslexic "Santa"


440Interceptor

636 posts

147 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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My dog gets to them before I can. He likes bible bashers, but he can't eat a whole one.

Waynester

6,337 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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"Jesus is our co-pilot"

laugh

wooly350i

2,248 posts

208 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Waynester said:



"Jesus is our co-pilot"

laugh
Can always it down and watch cannonball run.

mrzigazaga

18,555 posts

165 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Waynester said:



"Jesus is our co-pilot"

laugh
rofl