Pay to ride into central London
Discussion
theshrew said:
Riding a bike in London must be about as enjoyable as going to the gum clinic.
I once went to the gum clinic They say it doesn't hurt but you try having a cotton bud stuck up your japs eye
It's like a telegraph pole laced with barb wire.
They then ask you to fill two tiny cups with pish.
Needless to say i can't go when asked.
Your informed if you don't provide a specimen your getting the cotton bud again
After 3 cups of water i forced a piss out but having just had my japs eye fondled it shot 6 ft into the air missing the cup that is the size of a rear brake reservoir.
The lass on the desk wasn't pleased when I planted them on the table dripping wet.
They should supply a funnel I said.
To cut to the point is it really that bad.
moanthebairns said:
I once went to the gum clinic
They say it doesn't hurt but you try having a cotton bud stuck up your japs eye
It's like a telegraph pole laced with barb wire.
They then ask you to fill two tiny cups with pish.
Needless to say i can't go when asked.
Your informed if you don't provide a specimen your getting the cotton bud again
After 3 cups of water i forced a piss out but having just had my japs eye fondled it shot 6 ft into the air missing the cup that is
the size of a rear brake reservoir.
The lass on the desk wasn't pleased when I planted them on the table dripping wet.
They should supply a funnel I said.
To cut to the point is it really that bad.
You take after your mother, not me.They say it doesn't hurt but you try having a cotton bud stuck up your japs eye
It's like a telegraph pole laced with barb wire.
They then ask you to fill two tiny cups with pish.
Needless to say i can't go when asked.
Your informed if you don't provide a specimen your getting the cotton bud again
After 3 cups of water i forced a piss out but having just had my japs eye fondled it shot 6 ft into the air missing the cup that is
the size of a rear brake reservoir.
The lass on the desk wasn't pleased when I planted them on the table dripping wet.
They should supply a funnel I said.
To cut to the point is it really that bad.
Fleegle said:
I prefer my commute through London more than I do a 'ride out'
Does that make me strange?
No. It's quite normal to enjoy commuting, even filtering and making your way past the various obstructions that are placed before you.Does that make me strange?
Unless you don't enjoy commuting and hate ride outs, which would be a little peculiar.
Tim85 said:
Just out of interest as I've only driven to the outskirts, but how is the fee enforced at the moment for cars. Are you filmed in the city and then sent a bill through the post or is it something you have to ring up and pay before entering the city, like a pass thing.
It's gated for four wheel vehicles, much like any toll road. Major problems have been caused for many people though, particularly residents, as lots of roads have effectively been closed halfway where they straddle the zone boundary. You can buy a pass in advance or pay at the barriers.Tribal Chestnut said:
Tim85 said:
Just out of interest as I've only driven to the outskirts, but how is the fee enforced at the moment for cars. Are you filmed in the city and then sent a bill through the post or is it something you have to ring up and pay before entering the city, like a pass thing.
It's gated for four wheel vehicles, much like any toll road. Major problems have been caused for many people though, particularly residents, as lots of roads have effectively been closed halfway where they straddle the zone boundary. You can buy a pass in advance or pay at the barriers.LoonR1 said:
What's gated? London? that's got to be a piss take.
Currently motorcycles pass through along with bicycles, not quite sure how the system will work if they try and introduce gates for bikers, whilst still allowing pedal cycles unimpeded access, but I'm sure they've got a suitably draconian plan to enforce it.Gassing Station | Biker Banter | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff