One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
For me today it's people making a sharp turn who indicate one way but do a quick swerve the opposite way at the start of their manoeuvre. The pivot point of your car is the back wheels, F$%^tards. It's really not that hard.
Normally the same fk nuggets who think to turn right you have to move to the left of your lane.

They all need dragging out of their cars & kicking in the face.

smithyithy

7,245 posts

118 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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The Transit van this morning, that drove on the wrong side of the road directly towards me for about 50 metres before mounting the kerb to park, barely allowing me enough space to swerve around him.

I don't know what the fk he was thinking confusedmad

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
For me today it's people making a sharp turn who indicate one way but do a quick swerve the opposite way at the start of their manoeuvre. The pivot point of your car is the back wheels, F$%^tards. It's really not that hard.
Do you think that when you watch Formula 1? Bunch of idiots taking the racing line... smile

TartanPaint

2,988 posts

139 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!

TheAllSeeingPie

865 posts

135 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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TartanPaint said:
Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!
Wow you don't like sharing do you?

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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TartanPaint said:
Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!
Unless you are signalling left, that could well be me!




smithyithy

7,245 posts

118 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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TartanPaint said:
Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!
This happens every day to me. The roundabout is quite large and passes through two tunnels for a motorway junction. 'exit 2' as you described, is quite wide, and often cars coming from there and turning left to 'exit 3' won't even slow down, acting like it's a merge lane and ignoring the give-way line.

Additionally, I'll pass cars waiting to enter the roundabout from 'exit 1' and they'll accelerate into lane 1 the moment I've passed them, essentially undertaking me and giving me no chance to get into lane 1 for my exit.

The trouble is, traffic from exits 1 and 2 are now in lane 1 of the dual carriageway, and I'm stuck in lane 2. The DC is short and there's a another tiny roundabout about 200 metres down where I have to turn left. None of the cars that pushed there way into lane 1 will give way to me, even if I indicate for the full 200 metres, they all just bunch together towards the little roundabout.

Many times, I actually have to stay in lane 2, and do a loop of the little roundabout to effectively turn left at it! At which point, cars that were in lane 1 don't expect me to be making a full circle and inevitably pull out on me!

It's a fking nightmare laugh

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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This guy:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/13503752.Driver_jai...

Received a very severe punishment, though!

judge





IntriguedUser

989 posts

121 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
For me today it's people making a sharp turn who indicate one way but do a quick swerve the opposite way at the start of their manoeuvre. The pivot point of your car is the back wheels, F$%^tards. It's really not that hard.
x 1000

I'm a bus driver and I've taken corners without straddling/even moving to the right of the lane, why the HELL do you need to do it in a small hatch!!!! Grrr

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Cliftonite said:
This guy:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/13503752.Driver_jai...

Received a very severe punishment, though!

judge
YOLO

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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MarkRSi said:
  • When taking the car to be serviced at another dealer (no problems with them) I get a call from dealer responsible for the above who basically starts ranting at me how their details are apparently associated with my car (it seems like second dealer called first dealer to state my car was ready... I'd only given my name and number to second dealer and nothing else) details that could only originated from THEM and yet they expect the customer to sort out what is basically a data fk up on THEIR end. Talk about utter fking unprofessional... s.
Say what now?

"Them" is first or second dealer? Why are there 2 dealers involved? Responsible for what above?! Who took it to a second dealer to get it serviced - you or the first dealer?

I'd like to appreciate the rant but, basically, I just don't get it... wink

Hol

8,412 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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TartanPaint said:
Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!
I see your point, as you cannot see the left flashing indicators from people coming out of exit 2, as they are on the blind side.
Also, pulling out on somebody indicating to exit the roundabout is a little bit dumb.


But, if you consider that people going straight over from exit 1 to exit 3, will also be aiming for lane 1 (via the outside lane of the roundabout), you now have a three-way dash for lane 1.






williredale

2,866 posts

152 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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IntriguedUser said:
Europa1 said:
For me today it's people making a sharp turn who indicate one way but do a quick swerve the opposite way at the start of their manoeuvre. The pivot point of your car is the back wheels, F$%^tards. It's really not that hard.
x 1000

I'm a bus driver and I've taken corners without straddling/even moving to the right of the lane, why the HELL do you need to do it in a small hatch!!!! Grrr
I got knocked off my bike once by someone who did this. He overtook me going down a hill and then indicated left. I pulled out to overtake him and was then sideswiped as he swung right out. The chap stopped and apologised and I was ok but still...

grayze

790 posts

168 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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TartanPaint said:
Here's one.

I'm turning right on a 4-way roundabout.

Lets call the exits 0 (where I'm coming from), 1 (to turn left), 2 (straight ahead) and 3 (where I want to go).

My exit, 3, is dual-carriageway. I can, therefor select lanes 1 or 2 as I see fit when exiting the roundabout. By default I would select lane 1 of course.

So many times, some utter w*nker is turning left from exit 2 and will not give way to me, expecting, nay DEMANDING, that I select lane 2 to let them out. Their attitude seems to be, "there's room for both of us here, so I'm going!"

Worse, I have to assume they're not actually turning left at all, and might just continue right across the front of me, so I have to practically stop on the roundabout until I'm sure they're going left into lane 1, and then take lane 2, assuming I haven't just been rear-ended for stopping on a roundabout.

F*cking STOP IT!
Or stay in lane 2.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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What kind of idiot does that to their car and doesn't reverse park into a space so others can censored see around it?

If your children are that ugly or you have something worth hiding buy a censored van.

Oh, yes the driver wore sunglasses as well so that goes a long way to explaining things. Reverse parking with blacked out windows and sunglasses is a Darwinian disaster waiting to happen. rolleyes

jogger1976

1,251 posts

126 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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The young girl in the A3 diesel who conformed to every stereotype that is associated with that brand

  • Aggressive tailgating
  • Looking at her mobile
  • Undertaking
  • No use of indicators
  • Brake checking - 3 bloody times!mad
  • Zero fks given to the safety and welfare of other road users around her
Tried to report her as she was an absolute menace. However, I could not get through to an operator on 101frown

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
MarkRSi said:
  • When taking the car to be serviced at another dealer (no problems with them) I get a call from dealer responsible for the above who basically starts ranting at me how their details are apparently associated with my car (it seems like second dealer called first dealer to state my car was ready... I'd only given my name and number to second dealer and nothing else) details that could only originated from THEM and yet they expect the customer to sort out what is basically a data fk up on THEIR end. Talk about utter fking unprofessional... s.
Say what now?

"Them" is first or second dealer? Why are there 2 dealers involved? Responsible for what above?! Who took it to a second dealer to get it serviced - you or the first dealer?

I'd like to appreciate the rant but, basically, I just don't get it... wink
You're not the only one... wobble

Ok... first dealer was responsible for all the points above the one you quoted, so for the next service I took the car to be serviced at another/second dealership which was all fine and well. When collecting the car I was asked to confirm my details (address etc.) which oddly seemed to currently have the details of first dealership associated with my reg number rather than my own details (I'd only given my name and mobile number to second dealer before collecting the car). Thought nothing of it until I get an angry call from the first dealership who probably thought I'd given their details to the second dealer to piss them off or something... :facepalm: fking muppets. Thing is I think there might have been a number of other cars on second dealers database (no idea if database is dealer only or for all dealers of the marque) with first dealers details associated with them, so I wonder how many calls they'll get from second dealer saying 'their car is ready to be collected' before they twig...

Yeah I know cool story bro etc. etc.

JonoG81

384 posts

105 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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jogger1976 said:
The young girl in the A3 diesel who conformed to every stereotype that is associated with that brand

  • Aggressive tailgating
  • Looking at her mobile
  • Undertaking
  • No use of indicators
  • Brake checking - 3 bloody times!mad
  • Zero fks given to the safety and welfare of other road users around her
Tried to report her as she was an absolute menace. However, I could not get through to an operator on 101frown
Had a similar encounter this morning, only the dizzy bint was driving a bright yellow vauxhall adam. Similar road manners though, to busy faffing with something down by her side (phone/ipod etc) to notice traffic was slowing down approaching the bridge, one emergency stop later she finished up 3 inches off the back bumper of a very nice (and expensive looking) 7 series BM. A quick under take later and she was passed him and sitting up the exhaust pipe of the micra in front whilst still fiddling with something.

Pity she didn't miss the slip road and drive into the Mersey, it's about what she deserved

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

157 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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jogger1976 said:
The young girl in the A3 diesel who conformed to every stereotype that is associated with that brand

  • Aggressive tailgating
  • Looking at her mobile
  • Undertaking
  • No use of indicators
  • Brake checking - 3 bloody times!mad
  • Zero fks given to the safety and welfare of other road users around her
Tried to report her as she was an absolute menace. However, I could not get through to an operator on 101frown
Online? not sure if your local police have it but its good for none emergency stuff.

romeogolf

2,056 posts

119 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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The white-haired gentleman in the green W210 Guernsey-registered E-class this morning on the A31 doing about 40mph and causing ridiculous congestion on an otherwise clear road.
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