Don't you love having dogs..

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elephantstone

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2,176 posts

157 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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Title is meant to read "dont you love"

Just finish my tea and my beer and about to get on the sofa. Go to let one of the pups back in and he doesnt come to the door. I go out to the garden and find him sat on the floor and not moving.. Uh oh i know what this means...

Yep, a big turd stuck in his arse hair and he'd rubbed it all over the place obviously trying to get it off. Sooo lucky me chucked him in the shower and had an after dinner poo rescue session. Lovely. Dogs, who'd have em!

bexVN

14,682 posts

211 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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Shave his bottom, problem delved smile

elephantstone

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2,176 posts

157 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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bexVN said:
Shave his bottom, problem delved smile
Haha it doesnt happen often enough to give him a bare bum!

CoolC

4,216 posts

214 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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Ah, the advantage of having a short haired dog ☺

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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You never had to rescue a piece of string from your dogs arse? Consider yourself lucky...

bexVN

14,682 posts

211 months

Friday 17th April 2015
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elephantstone said:
bexVN said:
Shave his bottom, problem delved smile
Haha it doesnt happen often enough to give him a bare bum!
I say it in jest (that should have read solved not delve!) but trimming the hair short isn't such a daft idea. I do it for my Maine Coon cat (not shaved bald, just short!j

You're right though, some of the things I've dealt with re my pets must mean I love the blighters biggrin

elephantstone

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2,176 posts

157 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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R8VXF said:
You never had to rescue a piece of string from your dogs arse? Consider yourself lucky...
Do not assume anything. Just past week i had to gentle pull abit of rope toy out the other ones arse!

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

175 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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You lot have it easy....try pulling a stty nappies out of a German shepherds arse. Bloody dogs getting in the bins

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

211 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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Cats do this too - but can wipe their turd over a much greater variety of surfaces if you don't catch them quick. irked

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

203 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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KrazyIvan said:
You lot have it easy....try pulling a stty nappies out of a German shepherds arse. Bloody dogs getting in the bins
hurl

soad

32,895 posts

176 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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The dreaded “Poopy Butt” syndrome... laugh

LordHaveMurci

12,043 posts

169 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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R8VXF said:
You never had to rescue a piece of string from your dogs arse? Consider yourself lucky...
Had to pull a sock out...

bexVN

14,682 posts

211 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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LordHaveMurci said:
R8VXF said:
You never had to rescue a piece of string from your dogs arse? Consider yourself lucky...
Had to pull a sock out...
I would say that was lucky!! We usually have to pull socks out via surgery!

LordHaveMurci

12,043 posts

169 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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bexVN said:
LordHaveMurci said:
R8VXF said:
You never had to rescue a piece of string from your dogs arse? Consider yourself lucky...
Had to pull a sock out...
I would say that was lucky!! We usually have to pull socks out via surgery!
We have been very lucky bex, our Cocker has a bit of a fetish for them, strangley he won't touch mine though! As a pup he used to try to steal them from our baby son laying on his mat on the floor, he never worked out it was an all in one!

As the kids have got older his opportunities have diminished.

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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I get to wipe my dogs arse with wet wipes at least twice a day. He's got a corkscrew tail.....it's basically like a clam taking a st.

I've got the process down now and can do it without getting any on my fingers....I'm currently 32 days without incident.

The joy.




(He only eats dry food or the above could be a lot, lot worse, but it's still grim)

Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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At least you got him before he came into the house biggrin


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otolith

56,121 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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We once thought the family dog had worms as he had something long dangling out of his rear and was trying to lose it by dragging his bottom on the lawn. Turned out to be my brother's friendship band, caught in the dog's bum by the knot on the end of it. At least it stopped him wearing it.

tedmus

1,885 posts

135 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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"Poo finger" when you have a mishap picking up after them into the poop bag. yuck

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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long bit of grass hanging out is a pain. Keep baby wipes handy for such occurences.

CAPP0

19,582 posts

203 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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tedmus said:
"Poo finger" when you have a mishap picking up after them into the poop bag. yuck
As I posted a while back, for some reason which neither I nor just about anyone else can fathom, this happens to me FAR too often! And I've had dogs (& cleared up after them) for years. I'm on max-strength, giant-size bags and it still happens. He deposits turds rather than splodge, but they're always quite soft (sorry, TMI!). Trying to remember to take a pack of antiseptic hand wipes when we go out now,