Saxo banana'd by lamppost......

Saxo banana'd by lamppost......

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The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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skyrover said:
My sisters attempt at a lamp post.

Before



After



Damage (yellow one on the left) you can see the new bumper just fitted. £20 ebay jobbie

When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.

C. Grimsley

1,364 posts

195 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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I went out to a recovery yard once to collect a car, it was safe to say I couldn't collect it.

Both parties unfortunately died I was told.






Nasty.

Carl

Edited by C. Grimsley on Monday 27th April 19:47


Edited by C. Grimsley on Monday 27th April 19:47

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Is that a space saver on the back?! yikes

Northernchimp

1,282 posts

132 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Hate to speak ill of the (believed) dead, but I wonder if he gave it a boot full on the space saver and that's why he ended up going sideways?

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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The Nur said:
When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.
No thanks, likely just as bad or worse than the Saxo in a side impact, and 1950's brakes and handling to ensure you minimise your chances of escaping a dodgy situation if you get into one.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
The Nur said:
When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.
No thanks, likely just as bad or worse than the Saxo in a side impact, and 1950's brakes and handling to ensure you minimise your chances of escaping a dodgy situation if you get into one.
Not to mention zero ROP and zero crumple zones (so the occupants get thrown at the hard spikey interior when the vehicle stops dead....)

R1 Indy

4,382 posts

183 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Northernchimp said:
Hate to speak ill of the (believed) dead, but I wonder if he gave it a boot full on the space saver and that's why he ended up going sideways?
If it was as wet as when that photo was taken, it would not have taken much of a boot?...

XK's don't have a LSD do they? so any sign of power would spin that straight up!!!

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
The Nur said:
When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.
No thanks, likely just as bad or worse than the Saxo in a side impact, and 1950's brakes and handling to ensure you minimise your chances of escaping a dodgy situation if you get into one.
Never going fast enough to worry about handling hehe

Side impact protection is taken care of with this





Edited by skyrover on Monday 27th April 20:46

OwenK

3,472 posts

195 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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How many children have to die before we implement crash-friendly lamp-posts? Why do politicians want children to die? frown

The Badger

355 posts

176 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Up the driving age.

volturb40

104 posts

181 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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WinstonWolf said:
My kids are about to start driving, there's no way I'd ever let them buy a Saxo, they're made of reconstituted cheese slices. I tried to pick one up on the main chassis member once, it just started folding over the wooden packer on the jack. No structural rigidity whatsoever yikes
My Son's just away to start as well, yes it's maybe a bit big, but he's got a mk2 Volvo S40 1.6, if he passes it's only £150 more for insurance than a Corsa or Fiesta with him being the main driver. smile

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

173 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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matt50 said:
Sixteen or seventeen years ago, I really wanted (an old-style) Mini for my first car, but my Dad stopped me, saying they weren't safe enough, so helped me buy a Saxo instead. I vividly remember the salesman in the Citroen garage hard-selling the fact that they had a 'safety cell' (pointing to a ridge in the roof-lining) which supposedly protected the passengers in case of an accident - something tells me he was telling porkies. I did love my Saxo, but am very grateful I never needed to test out the 'safety cell'.
He wouldn't have been lying, they've been marketing cars as having 'safety cells' since at least the early 70s. I know the Vauxhall Chevette brochure I have uses the term, with a modern style illustration of an unharmed passenger compartment surrounded by crumpled crumple zones, and I don't know if I'd want to ram one of those sideways into a lamp-post either.

ChemicalChaos

10,389 posts

160 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Northernchimp said:
Hate to speak ill of the (believed) dead, but I wonder if he gave it a boot full on the space saver and that's why he ended up going sideways?
Judging from the lack of damage to the wheel but the heavily damaged wheelers, my guess is the original wheel was shattered in the crash, and that space saver was fitted to make moving the car easier

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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The Nur said:
When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.
I think I'd rather crash my bike than a Defender

The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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I wasnt entirely serious, it's was how it took out the lamppost I was referring to really.

Baryonyx

17,996 posts

159 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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C. Grimsley said:
I went out to a recovery yard once to collect a car, it was safe to say I couldn't collect it.

Both parties unfortunately died I was told.






Nasty.

Carl

Edited by C. Grimsley on Monday 27th April 19:47


Edited by C. Grimsley on Monday 27th April 19:47
fking lor', that used to be a Jag?

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
The Nur said:
When I have kids they're having a defender, whether they like it or not.
No thanks, likely just as bad or worse than the Saxo in a side impact, and 1950's brakes and handling to ensure you minimise your chances of escaping a dodgy situation if you get into one.
Nah, he said Defender.

Coil springs and disc brakes, straight off... umm... original Range Rover. So that's late '60s brakes and handling.

If you want '50s brakes and handling, you want a series - so 1950s performance, too.
<looks out window at 88">

I may have a mildly cavalier attitude to EuroNCAP (hell, look at the fleet - the most modern and solid vehicle is a Pug 205), but I think the Landy's actually the one I'd least like to hit anything solid in. It won't absorb any of the energy, and there's lots of rather solid and pointy bits of interior in all sorts of uncomfortable places.

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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TooMany2cvs said:
I may have a mildly cavalier attitude to EuroNCAP (hell, look at the fleet - the most modern and solid vehicle is a Pug 205), but I think the Landy's actually the one I'd least like to hit anything solid in. It won't absorb any of the energy, and there's lots of rather solid and pointy bits of interior in all sorts of uncomfortable places.
Indeed... the land rover is terrible for crash protection at anything less than low speed impacts where the other vehicle becomes the crush zone.


At 70mph into a big tree... in a defender you are dead.

20mph into the tree though, and you simply replace the front bumper smile

SirSamuelBuca

1,353 posts

157 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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wow

tbh my saxo with matched tyres has span out at 20mph or less they are rubbish

Peanut Gallery

2,426 posts

110 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Agree, those fronts look like they are on the wrong sides, and the one closest to the ground looks like a Continental winter tyre. Hmm, summer one side, winter the other.