Have you ever been punched in the face?

Have you ever been punched in the face?

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Tom1312

1,018 posts

146 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Twice in the same instance. Drunken lout blind sided me whilst I was dealing with something outside a night club.

Didn't hurt at the time, next morning I had a killer heard ache and a nasty lump on my forehead. I remember just being very surprised.

My reaction was pretty balanced in hindsight, I didn't hit him back, I gassed the prat and then nicked him.

blue van

50 posts

129 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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driving home from a mates at about 1 am, in the gutter was a football

i thought of popping it with the ns wheel but as i got close it was

a head his clothes were a good match of the pavement and grass

so i stopped. trying to get his name and address was hard as i could

not understand him being so drunk but i was intending to give a lift

home he then punched me in the face and i did see stars

this made me let go of him as he was so drunk he could barely stand

he went backwards through a hedge in to the front garden

as he went through the hedge i then could see that the garden was

about 4 feet lower than the pavement. well he was not in the road

so i drove off and went home

this was about 25 years ago

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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OP, I can shoot you in the knee if you'd like to see how that feels.

And the foot.

Legend83

Original Poster:

9,961 posts

222 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Asterix said:
How old are you OP?
Hey Asterix, I'm 32 on Saturday actually! Just interested as I have never been physically attacked before (barring a soft head-butt from a kid in class who was high on something and accused me of being racist) - always tried to stay out of trouble / stroke been a pansy.

viscountdallara

2,817 posts

145 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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I did once.... but just took it on the chin ! biggrin

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

154 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Yes, but then I broke his jaw with a swift knee to the face. Got excluded from school for it.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Petrolhead95 said:
Yes, but then I broke his jaw with a swift knee to the face. Got excluded from school for it.
was he a midget.

Cfnteabag

1,195 posts

196 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Never been punched, or landed a punch for that matter either but have been headbutted twice.

First was in a disagreement about wether or not I had propositioned his girlfriend(I had)

Second was when I told someone in my friends group that I didnt really like, that I was more likely to get into his heavily religious girlfriends knickers before he did(I didnt)

First time I laughed and pointed out the height difference meant he had hit my forehead with his nose which was now bleeding, second time I staggered back into the arms of a bouncer who threw me out!

Vacumatic

188 posts

113 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Yup, punched in the face and kicked whilst stopping a rape, he had just torn her dress off, she ran off, he kicked me in the bollicks and ran off the other way, nice.

dave_s13

13,814 posts

269 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Body shots hurt more.

J4CKO

41,487 posts

200 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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A few times as a kid, did do a bit of scrapping, couple of times after.

Worst was getting punched in the back of the head as I left a pub, by a lad I knew who was drunk and I had been talking to a girl he was after, I healed, he remained a fat ginger ponce who creeps up on people when their backs are turned.


m444ttb

3,160 posts

229 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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I managed to step into my a lunch from my kickboxing instructor before he pulled it. Sat on my arse seeing stars with the world in a slightly green tint.

LordJammy

3,112 posts

189 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Someone punched me in a kebab shop because he thought my mate and I were laughing at him. He hit me, I headbutted him and then the bouncers came. All pretty crap really.

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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viscountdallara said:
I did once.... but just took it on the chin ! biggrin
smile

Pete102

2,045 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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A few times...I play Ice Hockey and have been known to partake in a scrap from time to time.

Most recent was a coupe of months back, black eye that time.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

156 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Several times. I got mugged by four lovely chaps a few years ago, knee to the face was a highlight. Also had my nose broken twice frown



I'm a nice person, honest.

popeyewhite

19,793 posts

120 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Worst is when you think you're going out..oh fuuuuckk

sjabrown

1,912 posts

160 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Yes, nose, broken and squint ever since.

Alex106

980 posts

196 months

Wednesday 27th May 2015
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Many times.

Three times whilst at work. (Mental health hospital) - Didnt do anything, filled paperwork.

Lots on the street. (Mugged at 2am walking home, uni days) - They stole my phone and I ran away.

Even more during Taekwondo sparring. Head protective gear on though.

It isnt my most favourite thing.


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mph999

2,714 posts

220 months

Thursday 28th May 2015
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A few times, during martial arts training - I hate it when it happens as it usually causes me to 'stop dead'.

Only been hit hard once though, during a competition, right between the eyes, don't remember hitting the floor and it bloody hurt, and given it was meant to be semi-contact was way out of order, he did get disqualified though ...

Been swung at a couple of times on the street, the one that would have probably hurt was actually by a mentally ill women - I thought het husband was attacking her, nope, she was attacking him and in my effects to diffuse the situation, she turned on me, fortunately she missed ( I ducked) ... no I did;t hit her back, just restrained before security arrived (was on University grounds) and carted her off to hospital.