Do you need anything more than a 320d?

Do you need anything more than a 320d?

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lostkiwi

4,584 posts

124 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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yonex said:
St John Smythe said:
320d thread turns into mid-life crisis posting singles club for PH older members smile
What's next, a PH meet at the local nightclub in grey slip on shoes, chino's and open shirt laugh
Blue oyster bar anyone...?

(I'll pass).

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Ares said:
RobM77 said:
ORD said:
Ares said:
cerb4.5lee said:
Fair play! and I respect your dedication thumbup I was 10 stone from aged 16 to 32 but the last 10 years I have put it on, almost 42 now and if I gave up the drink I would soon be back to 10 stone but I am not giving that up! but I have to run or I would just pile it on.
I'm 43. 63kg, 8% bodyfat, can bench and squat double my body weight.....and drink like a fish (but avoid beer most of the time). Life is all about moderation. 6 days/wk in the gym offsets the taste for drink.

As I was told.....nothing tastes as good as walking on a beach with a six pack feels.
I call bullst on the 126kg bench press unless you are knee high to a grasshopper.
I'm not in a position to doubt the figures, but the notion of someone weighing 63kg and being able to bench press 126kg and also squat the same amount is intriguing smile How tall are you Ares?
5'6. only c5kg of my weight is fat:
Ah, that makes sense yes I'd also failed to notice how low your squat weight is, so good point made above on that one. Your height and that squat weight combined match up well.

cerb4.5lee

30,539 posts

180 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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yonex said:
St John Smythe said:
320d thread turns into mid-life crisis posting singles club for PH older members smile
What's next, a PH meet at the local nightclub in grey slip on shoes, chino's and open shirt laugh
Blimey you even know what I like to wear! biggrin

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Ares said:
5'6. only c5kg of my weight is fat:


Grrrrr.........Looking GOOD! smile

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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I think the thread should be renamed.

'Do you need anything more than 8% body fat?'

'Do you need more than a 80kg bench press?'

'Do you need to be taller than a girl?'

In seriousness, Ares has alleviated my credibility concerns. 5'6 and that bench press number make sense, but a 63kg man of normal (no offence, Ares) height wouldn't be able to open the door of a 320d smile

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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ORD said:
a 63kg man of normal (no offence, Ares) height wouldn't be able to open the door of a 320d smile
I beg to differ! biggrin

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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RobM77 said:
beg to differ! biggrin
Only because your 320d is exceptionally light, as we established earlier.

Maybe your problem with throttle lag is that you cant push the pedals hard enough. bowtie

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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ORD said:
RobM77 said:
beg to differ! biggrin
Only because your 320d is exceptionally light, as we established earlier.

Maybe your problem with throttle lag is that you cant push the pedals hard enough. bowtie
hehe

T0MMY

1,558 posts

176 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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-*Pops head round door of thread to see how 320d chat is going*

-*Sees men discussing body fat percentage and maximum bench press weights*

-*Slowly retreats and pulls door to *

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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T0MMY said:
-*Pops head round door of thread to see how 320d chat is going*

-*Sees men discussing body fat percentage and maximum bench press weights*

-*Slowly retreats and pulls door to *
Before you go, can you spot me one more set? Oooooooosssssshhhhh aaaahhhhhh!

T0MMY

1,558 posts

176 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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wormus said:
Before you go, can you spot me one more set? Oooooooosssssshhhhh aaaahhhhhh!
As long as you don't mind me standing over you in my thong, coated in fake tan and baby oil, veins bulging out of my overdeveloped thighs.

cerb4.5lee

30,539 posts

180 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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This thread just keeps making me laugh! Good stuff lads.

s m

23,223 posts

203 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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RobM77 said:
s m said:
RobM77 said:
my E90 allows me to take whatever stance I want to in a corner and to control the car smoothly between u/s o/s and n/s, and to me that defines 'good handling'. It's good handling for a 1350kg car
I think you'll find your 320d will be closer to 1450 kg at least Rob.
Get it on some scales or a weigh-bridge for a proper figure

The Autocar one tested above( see scans ) , albeit quite highly specced, tipped the scales at 1535kg

Even a 116i 3-door weighs a fair bit more than 1350kg
I was merely going on the book figure and deducting the 75kg passenger and half a tank of fuel, but my sentence still reads the same if you put in 1450kg instead.

ETA: The BMW book figure is 1505kg, less a 75kg passenger and 90% of a tank of fuel (47.2kg), so the car is 1383kg at base spec.

Edited by RobM77 on Tuesday 7th July 11:16
To be fair though Rob, manufacturers claim all sorts.... look at the Alfa 4C weight

Here's the actual 2005 320d they tested, on 16" wheels, half a tank of fuel, no occupants ( Autocar don't include the tester and passenger in the tested weight - if they did the 1235kg as tested weight for the GT86 would be around 150kg lighter ....1085kg )




It's a smidge over 1500kg - claimed weight was 1490kg ( it shows the claimed and tested weight just under the car drawings at the top of the page )

That test car had Dakota leather, CD changer and sat nav ......but even without those I can't see it being lighter than an E46 CSL without aircon, radio etc (1385kg although CSLs with the options were more like 1420ish kg )


Edited by s m on Tuesday 7th July 18:19

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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An actual 1500kg is pretty impressive for a 4 door saloon, isn't it? Aren't most heavier, even the FWD ones?

s m

23,223 posts

203 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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ORD said:
An actual 1500kg is pretty impressive for a 4 door saloon, isn't it? Aren't most heavier, even the FWD ones?
That's an 05 car and the F30 is around the same weight, but yes, Mondeo, Insignia, Passat TDs all around 100-150kg more

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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s m said:
RobM77 said:
s m said:
RobM77 said:
my E90 allows me to take whatever stance I want to in a corner and to control the car smoothly between u/s o/s and n/s, and to me that defines 'good handling'. It's good handling for a 1350kg car
I think you'll find your 320d will be closer to 1450 kg at least Rob.
Get it on some scales or a weigh-bridge for a proper figure

The Autocar one tested above( see scans ) , albeit quite highly specced, tipped the scales at 1535kg

Even a 116i 3-door weighs a fair bit more than 1350kg
I was merely going on the book figure and deducting the 75kg passenger and half a tank of fuel, but my sentence still reads the same if you put in 1450kg instead.

ETA: The BMW book figure is 1505kg, less a 75kg passenger and 90% of a tank of fuel (47.2kg), so the car is 1383kg at base spec.

Edited by RobM77 on Tuesday 7th July 11:16
To be fair though Rob, manufacturers claim all sorts.... look at the Alfa 4C weight

Here's the actual 2005 320d they tested, on 16" wheels, half a tank of fuel, no occupants ( Autocar don't include the tester and passenger in the tested weight - if they did the 1235kg as tested weight for the GT86 would be around 150kg lighter ....1085kg )




It's a smidge over 1500kg - claimed weight was 1490kg ( it shows the claimed and tested weight just under the car drawings at the top of the page )

That test car had Dakota leather, CD changer and sat nav ......but even without those I can't see it being lighter than an E46 CSL without aircon, radio etc (1385kg although CSLs with the options were more like 1420ish kg )


Edited by s m on Tuesday 7th July 18:19
Thanks - This is of course actually enhancing my point even more, which is now "good for a 1500kg car" biggrin

Out of interest, my other car actually comes in lighter than the manufacturer's spec - it's sold as a lightweight car so that surprised me!

Bill

52,731 posts

255 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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T0MMY said:
As long as you don't mind me standing over you in my thong, coated in fake tan and baby oil, veins bulging out of my overdeveloped thighs.
I thought all of this chat was a bit odd, then I worked it out. It's a repmobile, so this explains all those "Call 076678@+#%+ for a good time boys" type messages scrawled on the back of truckstop bog doors.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Ares said:
As I was told.....nothing tastes as good as walking on a beach with a six pack feels.
That is hilarious.

s m

23,223 posts

203 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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RobM77 said:
Thanks - This is of course actually enhancing my point even more, which is now "good for a 1500kg car" biggrin

Out of interest, my other car actually comes in lighter than the manufacturer's spec - it's sold as a lightweight car so that surprised me!
It's not often that the cars they weigh are lighter than the manufacturer claims but the odd one does crop up - like the GT86.
Often the weight of the options ( press demos are usually highly specced ) adds on a fair bit but sometimes it's hard to imagine what car the manufacturer actually weighed. I think some of them must get weighed with no fluids on board, oil, coolant, washer fluid, transmission oils, petrol etc to achieve the base spec weights!

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Ares said:
As I was told.....nothing tastes as good as walking on a beach with a six pack feels.
That is hilarious.
Ares earlier......