ISIS membership?

[Timmy40]

So some woman has been charged with being a member of ISIS. Genuine question, is there such a thing as a formal membership? Do you fill out a form and decide whether to pay monthly by DD, or annually in one lump sum ( with the lump sum do you get a free gift? )

[Aphex]

You would hope a membership perk would be a one way ticket

[Triumph Man]

Do you get a free pen and clock?

[ofcorsa]

Female membership? Took the magic circle 75 years to get to that point. ISIS is surprisingly progressive

[anonymous-user]

Triumph Man said:

Do you get a free pen and clock?

I think it's £50 worth of high street vouchers now.

[Aphex]

No age restrictions it would seem

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-333682...

[FourWheelDrift]

Triumph Man said:

Do you get a free pen and clock?

you do get a clock, it comes with a backpack and 12lbs of high explosive.

[funkyrobot]

Do they operate some sort of loyalty bonus scheme to ensure the members sign up again after expiry?

[kev1974]

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

[KingNothing]

kev1974 said:

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

People's Front of Islamic State.

[funkyrobot]

KingNothing said:

kev1974 said:

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

People's Front of Islamic State.

Must be a nightmare having to reprint the membership cards every time they change the name.

[FourWheelDrift]

KingNothing said:

kev1974 said:

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

People's Front of Islamic State.

I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?

[Beati Dogu]

Aphex said:

You would hope a membership perk would be a one way ticket

They build up Air Miles for every decapitation.

[funkyrobot]

Beati Dogu said:

They build up Air Miles for every decapitation.

When others around you are losing their head etc.

[daytona365]

Just sign up. I think they have offices in the Marylebone Rd.

[9patch]

Some of the pollies are using the name Daesh now.

[Einion Yrth]

FourWheelDrift said:

I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?

He's over there.

[mikebradford]

Used to be a cracking swingers club in leeds, but i believe they had to change their name for some reason!
Couples and women no doubt free membership , and men have to pay to play

Not sure how it compares to ISIS in the news, but the women probably look as wounded after a stint

[FourWheelDrift]

Einion Yrth said:

FourWheelDrift said:

I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?

He's over there.

Splitter.

[gadgetmac]

KingNothing said:

kev1974 said:

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

People's Front of Islamic State.

I believe they've since changed to the Peoples Islamic Sharia State Off Firouzeh and Fallujah and are busy looking for an abbreviation.