My wife is going to kill me
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It is easier to beg for forgiveness than permission..
The guy I bought my blackbird from said years ago when his wife went away on a girly wknd he bought himself a nice capri. When she asked about it he told her he built it himself from spare parts in his garage lol.
She believed it too.
The guy I bought my blackbird from said years ago when his wife went away on a girly wknd he bought himself a nice capri. When she asked about it he told her he built it himself from spare parts in his garage lol.
She believed it too.
This reminds me of one of my old man's friends.
He had a Yamaha R1 he bought back in 2005, which he sold earlier this year with 3,000 miles on the clock. His wife was glad he finally sold the bike.
What she didn't know was he'd actually had 3 new R1's since the initial purchase and just chopped them in every 2-3 years, making sure they were always blue and he transferred his private plate over.
She still doesn't have a clue
He had a Yamaha R1 he bought back in 2005, which he sold earlier this year with 3,000 miles on the clock. His wife was glad he finally sold the bike.
What she didn't know was he'd actually had 3 new R1's since the initial purchase and just chopped them in every 2-3 years, making sure they were always blue and he transferred his private plate over.
She still doesn't have a clue
Dick Dastardly said:
Additional. She hasn't ventured into the garage since we bought the house, and I can only ride one bike at a time, so I think I'm in with a shot.
I could easily get away with such shennanigans when my misses is away,plus she's never in the garage,well her arm's been in with a cup of tea stuck on the end of it.Well i think it's her arm,there's certainly enough hair on it!Recently did something similar. Chopped in my old CB1300 for a much newer B-King without the Fuhrer's permission.
I've had it about 3 months now and the outraged whinging is beginning to drop off a bit. I still get the odd speech from the Reichstag on the subject, but other more pressing concerns like, "what do you mean, you forgot to turn the oven on?" and "when are you going to mow the lawn?" seem to be starting to take precedence. I reckon another six months and it'll something else will have her attention, finally leaving me to enjoy it in piece...probably.
I've had it about 3 months now and the outraged whinging is beginning to drop off a bit. I still get the odd speech from the Reichstag on the subject, but other more pressing concerns like, "what do you mean, you forgot to turn the oven on?" and "when are you going to mow the lawn?" seem to be starting to take precedence. I reckon another six months and it'll something else will have her attention, finally leaving me to enjoy it in piece...probably.
The Beaver King said:
This reminds me of one of my old man's friends.
He had a Yamaha R1 he bought back in 2005, which he sold earlier this year with 3,000 miles on the clock. His wife was glad he finally sold the bike.
What she didn't know was he'd actually had 3 new R1's since the initial purchase and just chopped them in every 2-3 years, making sure they were always blue and he transferred his private plate over.
She still doesn't have a clue
So much geniusness there.He had a Yamaha R1 he bought back in 2005, which he sold earlier this year with 3,000 miles on the clock. His wife was glad he finally sold the bike.
What she didn't know was he'd actually had 3 new R1's since the initial purchase and just chopped them in every 2-3 years, making sure they were always blue and he transferred his private plate over.
She still doesn't have a clue
I managed to go from February to August without the Mrs noticing that I had forgotten to sell my KLE500 when I bought my Hornet. It was only when I had forgotten and parked both outside that she finally twigged.
I bought shoes and stuff and all was fine.
You'll be fine, how can she ever imagine you would be ok without female guidance for a whole weekend :-p
I bought shoes and stuff and all was fine.
You'll be fine, how can she ever imagine you would be ok without female guidance for a whole weekend :-p
Lack of honesty and trust in a relationship works both ways. Whilst some guys are slapping themselves on the back that their missus has put up with their latest purchase or subterfuge statistics show that a fair number of the women will be getting their revenge not by buying handbags but playing away from home. All's fair in love and war....
Mind you, if the other half is having an affair it probably leaves more free time for biking so there is always a silver lining...
Mind you, if the other half is having an affair it probably leaves more free time for biking so there is always a silver lining...
FartKong said:
Very nice! I was admiring that paint scheme a few weeks ago in my local Triumph dealer.
I did something very similar last year and got the T100 Black to go with my GSXR. Unfortunately I couldnt pretend its the same bike for obvious reasons.
Awesome. you just need a big adventure bike and a track bike and life is complete! I did something very similar last year and got the T100 Black to go with my GSXR. Unfortunately I couldnt pretend its the same bike for obvious reasons.
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