Those little annoying traits of the other half
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anarki said:
Not much bugs me, although the one thing that bugs me the most is the fact my missus stops at every f
king single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.
Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh fking keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!
Never mind! It won't be long before she will be able to put in a claim for whiplash.king single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh f
king keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!anarki said:
Not much bugs me, although the one thing that bugs me the most is the fact my missus stops at every fking single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.
Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh fking keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!
A mate's Mum used to do that. Every time she gave us a lift anywhere I'd be sitting there biting my fist as we came to a stop at a deserted roundabout whilst she looked both ways..... king single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh f
king keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!
anarki said:
Not much bugs me, although the one thing that bugs me the most is the fact my missus stops at every fking single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.
Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh fking keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!
Here in the US we have STOP signs and legally you must come to a complete stop, then move off. I hate doing that, I roll up slowly then move off. My wife hates me doing that, she must come to a complete stop at every one which winds me up no end, even though she is doing the right thing!king single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh f
king keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!LarryLamb said:
ere in the US we have STOP signs and legally you must come to a complete stop, then move off. I hate doing that, I roll up slowly then move off. My wife hates me doing that, she must come to a complete stop at every one which winds me up no end, even though she is doing the right thing!
Same in the UK.Muzzer79 said:
anarki said:
Not much bugs me, although the one thing that bugs me the most is the fact my missus stops at every fking single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.
Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh fking keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!
A mate's Mum used to do that. Every time she gave us a lift anywhere I'd be sitting there biting my fist as we came to a stop at a deserted roundabout whilst she looked both ways..... king single roundabout even when it's perfectly clear.Visibility of a mile, no traffic in sight, approach roundabout, stop... Arghhhhhhh f
king keep driving woman nothing is going to come at 200mph drifting round the fking thing is it!Perhaps she is dyslexic?
matchmaker said:
LarryLamb said:
ere in the US we have STOP signs and legally you must come to a complete stop, then move off. I hate doing that, I roll up slowly then move off. My wife hates me doing that, she must come to a complete stop at every one which winds me up no end, even though she is doing the right thing!
Same in the UK.Mrs Scouse suggested I take our little girl to Sainsburys and do the shop whilst she got on with a load of housework undisturbed.
Good stuff, ended up in the Costa, walked around Smyths, done the shopping, give her plenty of time to do the stuff at home.
Got back, walked in and she was sat on the couch flapping her gums on the phone, not a finger lifted in all the time we had been out. Just as I put the last item of shopping away she put the phone down.
Good stuff, ended up in the Costa, walked around Smyths, done the shopping, give her plenty of time to do the stuff at home.
Got back, walked in and she was sat on the couch flapping her gums on the phone, not a finger lifted in all the time we had been out. Just as I put the last item of shopping away she put the phone down.
Candles.
Ramming the kitchen bin so full that you need to be Popeye to pull the full bag out due to the suction.
Ramming the washing machine so full that NOTHING comes out clean.
Leaving deadly weapons sharp end up in the dishwasher.
Thinking the 2 second rule is the 2 car length rule. Whatever speed.
Random gear changing.
Thinking emotions solve problems.
Ramming the kitchen bin so full that you need to be Popeye to pull the full bag out due to the suction.
Ramming the washing machine so full that NOTHING comes out clean.
Leaving deadly weapons sharp end up in the dishwasher.
Thinking the 2 second rule is the 2 car length rule. Whatever speed.
Random gear changing.
Thinking emotions solve problems.
Ekona said:
I tell her we're leaving at 7pm. I've worked this out exactly so we won't be late. She knows this. When I call her at 6:58pm to ask her if she's ready she says yes, I then grab the keys and am just about ready to go when she then dives into the toilet for a p*ss before we leave. We then end up leaving at 7:10pm and she wonders why I drive fast to make up time.
Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
Nail clippers. I like to have a particular type. I have a set in my wash bag and a set in my drawer in the bathroom.
Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
AstonZagato said:
Nail clippers. I like to have a particular type. I have a set in my wash bag and a set in my drawer in the bathroom.
Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
Put them on a chain and screw it to the inside of the drawer. Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
227bhp said:
AstonZagato said:
Nail clippers. I like to have a particular type. I have a set in my wash bag and a set in my drawer in the bathroom.
Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
Put them on a chain and screw it to the inside of the drawer. Except my wife and kids always borrow them. Which would be fine if they ever put them back. But they never ever do. Once they are gone, they are lost. If I ask where they are, I'm told to look where I keep them. I wouldn't be asking if they were where I kept them and where I return them. every. single. time.
I have resorted to buying five at a time and distributing around the bathroom. They still disappear. I have bought, no word of a lie, 20 of them over the last 10 years. Where the feck do they put them?
Unfortunately I don't think you are allowed to do that with your wife and kids anymore.It's against their human rights,or something.
Still, for all the moaning you lot are doing, most of you would probably miss your other half if she left you. I'd happily put up with the annoying traits my now ex had if it meant having her back now. (She suddenly dumped me two weeks ago and left the country two days later, using very flimsy excuses for justifying the split of what was, I thought, a good relationship)
I'm not bitter, honest!
(But to fit in with the thread, she would constantly leave the toilet lid up. I always close it, so there was never any moaning of leaving the toilet seat up with me, just me moaning she never closed it)
I'm not bitter, honest!
(But to fit in with the thread, she would constantly leave the toilet lid up. I always close it, so there was never any moaning of leaving the toilet seat up with me, just me moaning she never closed it)
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