Nice legs shame about the face.

Nice legs shame about the face.

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Tannedbaldhead

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2,952 posts

132 months

Thursday 3rd September 2015
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A while ago I started a thread titled "ugly assed cars" about cars that looked great as they closed in on your rear view mirror but then let you down as they passed bearing a far from pretty rear view. Now I'm flip flopping around and am asking PHers' what cars do they consider to be motoring equivalent of approaching from behind a very tidy, very fit, well groomed, well dressed trendy looking lady on the nearside pavement, taking a sneaky peek in the nearside mirror expecting to see a pretty face and..... paperbagyikesyuckyikes OOF!

Am asking as I passed my first new MX5 on the road today. Gorgeous from the rear and sides, but from the front? oh dear, oh dear oh dear.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Thursday 3rd September 2015
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Nissan GTR.

white_goodman

4,042 posts

191 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Not sure about the GTR. Not a great looking car but that's missing the point a bit and I wouldn't say the front particularly lets the side down. Taking it, as a nice rear, ruined by the front, then I would say most newish Peugeots, Citroens, Renaults, Audis and Mercedes are let down by their frontal styling.

As a lot of these aren't particularly great looking cars from any angle, then prime candidates would be Peugeot RCZ, Audi TT/R8 and AMG GT (the front of Mercedes used to be the best angle but I really dislike the massive grille and badge thing they currently have going on)!

Just a few more that really annoy me.

"Facelifted" Rover 75/MG ZT (pre-facelift, I thought it was a very elegant looking car)





Renaultsport Clio (the 197 was a very nice-looking little thing for a small car but the front on the 200 is horrid)





Porsche 911

Love the back...



Hate the front!



Alfas used to look great from the front but not these two









but the worst offender IMHO is the Ferrari 360 Modena (although IMHO no modern Ferrari looks great from the front). Its predecessor, the 355 looked gorgeous from any angle and these look lovely from the back...



but the aero ruins the front!





Would still love a Challenge Stradale though!

sealtt

3,091 posts

158 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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I love these cars and I would like one at some point.. But I'd be the first to nominate it...





Oops.. poor face.

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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All current Mercs meet the 'Face off Crimewatch' criteria - not sure if any of them manage the 'Body Off Baywatch' part.

sealtt

3,091 posts

158 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Agreed on the face part, though S class coupe front end is nice, though I do think the SL side profile is great!




andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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On the M6 last weekend, approaching something....wonder what that is, looks interesting




Nice, I'm overtaking .....looks sideways. Wait, what the fk is that???


AlexHat

1,327 posts

119 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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white_goodman said:
Alfas used to look great from the front but not these two



As a Mito OV owner, I agree with the Mito being nice from the rear 3/4 view, not so nice head on or front 3/4 view. It's the headlights that ruin it IMO.

sealtt

3,091 posts

158 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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AlexHat said:
As a Mito OV owner, I agree with the Mito being nice from the rear 3/4 view, not so nice head on or front 3/4 view. It's the headlights that ruin it IMO.
I bought a Mito for my fiancee to learn to drive in, I thought they were really cute little things and look good. They are everywhere in Cannes for some reason!

W00DY

15,483 posts

226 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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I can't decide whether I dislike the pre or post-facelift front end more. Either way it's fking awful.

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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andy-xr said:
On the M6 last weekend, approaching something....wonder what that is, looks interesting




Nice, I'm overtaking .....looks sideways. Wait, what the fk is that???

Might I add the 2 series MPV thing.
A gold/beige one loomed into my rear view mirror the other day.
Thought I was being chased by an angry Womble.
Hideous.

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Just realised I've fked up over the topic.
The 2 series thing doesn't have nice legs either.
It's just st.

white_goodman

4,042 posts

191 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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DrTre said:
Might I add the 2 series MPV thing.
A gold/beige one loomed into my rear view mirror the other day.
Thought I was being chased by an angry Womble.
Hideous.
Did it look any better from the back though?

jet_noise

5,645 posts

182 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Morgan Aero 8. Any angle side/rear/3/4 lovely

then...

...arrrgh was that my lunch?

regards,
Jet

white_goodman

4,042 posts

191 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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AlexHat said:
As a Mito OV owner, I agree with the Mito being nice from the rear 3/4 view, not so nice head on or front 3/4 view. It's the headlights that ruin it IMO.
No offence intended smile I don't dislike the Mito (it's still more interesting than 99% of the cars that other people drive) and yes, the rear 3/4 do look great but compared to these, the front end styling is poor









As a current Honda Civic owner and an ex-Impreza WRX owner, I don't really have a leg to stand on though (neither look fantastic from any angle) wink

Adamski69

175 posts

110 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Nissan Puke...

Oh sorry, that looks dire from every angle...

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Attempt at redemption, but likely cause offence, but I've never been sold on the faces of TVRs Chimera and Tuscan.


Escort3500

11,881 posts

145 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Adamski69 said:
Nissan Puke...

Oh sorry, that looks dire from every angle...
Ugly stepbrother of the 1-Series BMW

bobtail4x4

3,715 posts

109 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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on girls its a 1664 moment

they look 16 from the rear, but 64 from the front.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Jaguar S Type, without a doubt - bogging front end.