The lady at work!

[jogger1976]

Soov535 said:

I am imagining her like this.



Get in like a robber's dog, m8.

The OP's date on Friday ^

The OP's date the morning after?

[simoncrouch]

schmunk said:

abitlikefiennes said:

If this goes well you will remember to invite us all to the wedding won't you?

...or arrange a live stream on PHTV?

Christ a stream, it must have been a while OP.

[Mr-B]

Hhmm wearing no ring?? Co-habiting perhaps? Maybe her and her bi-sexual boyfriend are into threesomes? Remember those words above 'target acquired'? Just playing devils advocate.

Anyway, she sounds like a cougar and she has already decided you are the prey, Friday night will be a breeze.

[pinchmeimdreamin]

So Today is the big day

Go get her Lad

[coopedup]

Good luck old boy, but we really do need regular updates!

[Composite Guru]

Good luck for later. Hope it all works out.

[Bluedot]

Just don't forget...

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

[The1Driver]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

O'rly ?

I hope so lol.

If not I'll go bonkers.

[Puggit]

OP - we are relying on you. Don't let this be one of THOSE threads...

[FredClogs]

Sorry TLDR - So I'm guessing the OP found his piece and asked her out, and they're going for a drink tonight?

Clean underwear, no garlic/onions and don't tell her about this thread, good luck.

[Davel]

[quote=Bluedot]
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
[quote]

I'm getting worried about you!

[Monkeylegend]

This is going to be one big let down for OP and PH.

[Cyder]

So there's 48000 pubs in the UK and there's over 200k PH users.

That means that we can send teams of 4 to stake out every pub in the UK this evening to check on progress of 'the drinks' and report the progress back to PH.

[AndStilliRise]

I call custard.

[anonymous-user]

Bluedot said:

Just don't forget...

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

This^ or you'll be on a hair trigger

Asbestos underwear is vital - I've never left home without it...

[schmunk]

Cyder said:

So there's 48000 pubs in the UK and there's over 200k PH users.

That means that we can send teams of 4 to stake out every pub in the UK this evening to check on progress of 'the drinks' and report the progress back to PH.

Thinking about Magic Circle firms, A&O, Slaughters and CC don't have a 'local' nearby; Freshfields could be one of many, but the Tipperary is closest; Links would be the Jugged Hare.

Let's concentrate our efforts, team...

[Morningside]

OK. Ready! Go ahead.

[AyBee]

schmunk said:

AyBee said:

coopedup said:

Saturday is too far away to sit in suspenders...

I really hope that was a typo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

Thanks for that smartarse - fancy noting the "hope" part of my sentence?

[schmunk]

AyBee said:

schmunk said:

AyBee said:

coopedup said:

Saturday is too far away to sit in suspenders...

I really hope that was a typo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

Thanks for that smartarse - fancy noting the "hope" part of my sentence?

Nice try, but that explanation doesn't work...

[slybynight]

schmunk said:

Nice try, but that explanation doesn't work...

Yeah but 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!