More Snakeoil in Pursuit of Low Carbon

More Snakeoil in Pursuit of Low Carbon

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jshell

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11,032 posts

206 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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Idly reading this report in the Scotsman http://www.scotsman.com/news/scotland-s-seven-new-... just to see where the cash is actually going, and one of the proposals is this: http://screetech.com/our-products/ Which seems to me to be a very old idea/piece of snakeoil utter shyte that serves to make engines more efficient by 'vibrating fuel molecules'.

These people are being paid for this! Argh!

George111

6,930 posts

252 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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jshell said:
Idly reading this report in the Scotsman http://www.scotsman.com/news/scotland-s-seven-new-... just to see where the cash is actually going, and one of the proposals is this: http://screetech.com/our-products/ Which seems to me to be a very old idea/piece of snakeoil utter shyte that serves to make engines more efficient by 'vibrating fuel molecules'.

These people are being paid for this! Argh!
Says on his website that he is "...a carbon management expert"

That's all you need to know ! frown


gazza285

9,827 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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Bullst baffles brains.

jurbie

2,344 posts

202 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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I like the first idea.

article said:
Separate taps for hot and cold water are common in Britain but long known to waste water and use excessive energy.
Retromixer is a simple, affordable, plastic device that you fit over the taps, giving one stream of water at the right temperature.
So this then.


Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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Someone's invented a mixer tap, and someone else has invented one of those magical fuel line gizmos!

It's like the 1970s never happened.

Beati Dogu

8,896 posts

140 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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The best thing these particular carbon-based life forms could do for the planet is jump off the Forth bridge.

Huff

3,159 posts

192 months

Saturday 30th January 2016
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Beati Dogu said:
The best thing these particular carbon-based life forms could do for the planet is get recycled pronto
FIFY wink

Loons.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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I think the best ones are the ones which plug into the cig lighter!

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

229 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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The most worrying tool on there is the one that will help to brainwash kids in school.

jshell

Original Poster:

11,032 posts

206 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Thinking I should submit my idea for self-growing carbon sinks - trees!

Muppets!

Starfighter

4,930 posts

179 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Art0ir

9,402 posts

171 months

Monday 1st February 2016
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They're fking heroes. There I said it.

Anyone with the balls to take that crap to the ecoloons holding the purse strings and robbing them blind deserves the money.

At least there's a moderate to high chance the money will be recycled into the UK economy via coke and hookers instead of sent to some 3rd world st hole to pay for their coke and hookers.

Beati Dogu

8,896 posts

140 months

Monday 1st February 2016
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My suggestion is to remove CO2 from fizzy drinks, beer, bread etc and replace it with unicorn farts. We're already planning to power our modern economy on this renewable fuel, so the infrastructure should already be there.

Edited by Beati Dogu on Monday 1st February 19:43

daddy cool

4,002 posts

230 months

Tuesday 2nd February 2016
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Starfighter said:
Can it only be cleaned by a Stormtrooper?