Surviving on the food in your kitchen cupboards...

Surviving on the food in your kitchen cupboards...

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The Gauge

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1,876 posts

13 months

Wednesday 27th March
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The zombie attack has begun, anyone you live with is dead, you're on your own. You've barricaded yourself in your house and daren't go out, in any case the shops are empty through looting. Normality will resume one day but you don't know when..

So how long can you survive just on the food that is in your kitchen cupboards/fridge/freezer without going hungry?

Me? With the food that's at the back of our cupboards that hasn't been seen in over a year, and the chest freezer in the garage who's bottom hasn't been bare since the day we bought it - I'd say 2 months.

Some Gump

12,691 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Depends.. Is there running water? Power?

..Because if not, a drawer full of various flour, pasta, rice, dry lentils etc becomes a bit less useful!

If the induction hob still works, and the freezer still freezes, I reckon at least a couple of months (probably more) and that's without going on a pure rations rice type diet. Quick peek in the freezer - we've got 4 chickens, a shelf of meat, and at least 1.5x that as frozen but already made stuff.

Ironically, I think I'd run out of rice / pasta / accoutrements first, but the vast quantity of various flour (sadly then mixed with water because the milk would be dead in 10 days) would presumably make some sort of semi edible "not bread". Hell, if it got really, terribly horribly drastic, I could even eat the pate.

21TonyK

11,531 posts

209 months

Wednesday 27th March
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We normally shop every other day for meat and fresh veg but one person could survive at least 2 months albeit a bit protein deficient by the end. Just found "another" 15k sack of flour in the spare room I'd forgotten about!


craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Wednesday 27th March
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About two weeks on my leftover portions in the freezer and another week on food I have in fresh

The Gauge

Original Poster:

1,876 posts

13 months

Wednesday 27th March
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craigjm said:
About two weeks on my leftover portions in the freezer and another week on food I have in fresh
Top tip - eat the fresh first biggrin

InitialDave

11,902 posts

119 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Hmm, I've got plenty of soft drinks, a few kilos of protein powder, a big stash of protein bars, some bottled water, fresh and frozen meat and veg. Even got a camping stove and fuel for it if the power went out.

I think I could manage several weeks if I needed to, as long as I had water, and if necessary I have rain barrels to collect that.

Sheets Tabuer

18,961 posts

215 months

Wednesday 27th March
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25 packs of hot noodles, some tinned prunes and 15 bottles of Lagavulin, oh and I have a pellet gun.

I'm gonna be fine.

glennjamin

350 posts

63 months

Wednesday 27th March
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crank up the gas BBQ and go through the freezer, then pizzas in the pizza oven left overs and then Currys using sauces in larder plenty of frozen chicken breasts,tins of toms, pasta sauces. Spice packets could last months. Think the wife's prepping

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Wednesday 27th March
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The Gauge said:
craigjm said:
About two weeks on my leftover portions in the freezer and another week on food I have in fresh
Top tip - eat the fresh first biggrin
Haha yeah hehe

ATG

20,577 posts

272 months

Thursday 28th March
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My wife has a stash of tinned chickpeas and lentils. So I'll be volunteering for Team Zombie on day one.

GliderRider

2,093 posts

81 months

Thursday 28th March
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If you eat a zombie, do you become one?

croyde

22,899 posts

230 months

Thursday 28th March
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Funny, I did this yesterday.

Just use what I have left in the flat, not much but doable.

But I went out for wine, they were doing Pringles and Chocolate on a deal too.

I'll start the Prepper diet tomorrow.

Heathwood

2,534 posts

202 months

Thursday 28th March
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I dunno, but one thing’s for sure, there wouldn’t be many fat people left for long.

Stanley Rous

81 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th March
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Unfortunately we’ve got two shelves of frozen dog food I’d have to tuck into! It’s too posh for the pampered pooch but wouldn’t have me looking forwards to dinner time!

ferret50

909 posts

9 months

Thursday 28th March
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we would be fine for food for a while, not too sure about gin supplies though!

Riley Blue

20,955 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th March
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ferret50 said:
we would be fine for food for a while, not too sure about gin supplies though!
I was wondering how many weeks supply of medication I have...

simon_harris

1,288 posts

34 months

Thursday 28th March
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Depends are deliveroo still delivering? I am not convinced they aren't already Zombies!

cookie1600

2,116 posts

161 months

Thursday 28th March
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If I have access to the garage and booze can be included - 3 months.

UTH

8,939 posts

178 months

Thursday 28th March
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Sheets Tabuer said:
25 packs of hot noodles, some tinned prunes and 15 bottles of Lagavulin, oh and I have a pellet gun.

I'm gonna be fine.
Blimey, you're sitting on a goldmine with those bottles! Sell me one?

Dunclane

1,226 posts

169 months

Thursday 28th March
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I'll be fine, we seem to have 40 types of different pasta shapes (because they taste different), 30 cans of tuna, 20 cans of baked beans / hoops (All Heinz because my daughter can tell if they aren't), 15 cans of soup and an array of pickles.

See you in 2040!