Warning - this will give you Porsche nightmares

Warning - this will give you Porsche nightmares

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framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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Why? I ask you.. no really...

www.gemballa.de/Modelle/index_e.html

I shouldn't have had my lunch first! vomit

JEBLondon

126 posts

214 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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framps said:
Why? I ask you.. no really...

www.gemballa.de/Modelle/index_e.html

I shouldn't have had my lunch first! vomit


Mummy, can I have swing doors on my 911 please...!!

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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just when I thought it couldn't get any worse I found these.. erm.. beauties...

www.gemballa.de/Modelle/index_e.html (See Dreamcars)

cool

Edited by framps on Friday 1st September 13:58

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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I prefer the older Gemballa creations


look at the ass on that yum

cyberface

12,214 posts

259 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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I'd rather take the bad acid. Even a bad trip would be better than that. The Cayenne in particular..... imagine being chased by that through a field full of 4-foot tall red strawberries whilst your shoes keep on trying to eat their way up your legs. Scary

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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ha ha.. yeah.. then your seats come back from their day jobs as extras in the latest Dr Who episode.. nuts




964RS

1,357 posts

249 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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framps said:
just when I thought it couldn't get any worse I found these.. erm.. beauties...

www.gemballa.de/Modelle/index_e.html (See Dreamcars)

cool

Edited by framps on Friday 1st September 13:58


The ugliest thing ever????

simonharrod911

6,792 posts

234 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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DucatiGary said:
I prefer the older Gemballa creations


look at the ass on that yum


What sort of a total nobhead would put a spoiler like that on a 911???

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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pah!

:notspeakingtoyounomore:

steve rance

5,453 posts

233 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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How tasteful..

gaz1234

5,233 posts

221 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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Gemballa are pretty cool. A must for porsches.

rob05

1,194 posts

230 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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I thought you would of approved framps as they are rich kids toys a few of my mates have them and when they come across poor people driving around in old spec C4 they just simply drive over them.
You really need to be on at least 35k a week to understand it and on not a few hundred like yourself.

turbobloke

104,435 posts

262 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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A big fcensoredk off Cayenne Turbo with as much Gembollox as possible would be fantastic for one thing - annoying lentilists and sandalistas. Ideal for showing them the quality of Porsche undersealing.

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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too happy to run over the lentil munchers, but best done in something more tasteful.

s3am

1,383 posts

254 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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964RS said:
framps said:
just when I thought it couldn't get any worse I found these.. erm.. beauties...

www.gemballa.de/Modelle/index_e.html (See Dreamcars)

cool

Edited by framps on Friday 1st September 13:58


The ugliest thing ever????



A guy in my car park has one of these. In black. I tried so hard not to like it but I gave up, it really is ...king cool.

rob05

1,194 posts

230 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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I admit its an ugly mother but its only after driving the 650bhp version do realise what a ferocious basta_rd it really is with handling to match.
My friend gets around 9mpg when its on full pelt but considering how much he earns i don't really think its of any major consequence.
You see my dear framps when you have real dollars you buy the biggest the baddest and the most expensive shit around just cos you can taste doesn't come into it for the people that buy these cars and anyway taste is subjective.
Its a rich thing and you really need to have the cash or be around it to understand it, but then a marketing manager for Greg's wouldn't really know anything about real cash now would he?

abarthchris

2,259 posts

217 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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framps said:
ha ha.. yeah.. then your seats come back from their day jobs as extras in the latest Dr Who episode.. nuts






is it me, or do they look like cartooned KKK members with yellow eyes? (the harness slots are eyes and the upwards crease, the mouth...

does anyone else see it?

*p.s a friend of mine has a techart cayenne and whilst it isnt pretty, it is an awesome car!

Edited by abarthchris on Friday 29th September 16:04

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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Horses for courses.

Don't really care what anyone else thinks, I think they all look like a dogs breakfast. Call me what ya like, it's ugly. Like grannies having a fist fight, it's wrong.

rob05

1,194 posts

230 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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I think we agree on something then shes ugly.

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Friday 29th September 2006
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rob05 said:
I think we agree on something then shes ugly.


the vehicular equivilant of Vanessa Felps (however you spell her name)