Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..
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Generally I'd say yes.
Now of course on it's own, you are not actually going to improve your bed score by just buying a porsche, but for anyone who's worked in sales (oops sorry this is the Porsche forum not the BMW forum) for anyone who has employed sales people, you'll realise that an excellent way to 'close the deal' so to speak (ie, last train home leaves in an hour luv, you want to stick around and come back to mine?) is to throw in the excellent last line ('Don't worry, I'll drive you home in the morning in my porsche) heh heh heh
Now this is a topic worth further discussion...!
Now of course on it's own, you are not actually going to improve your bed score by just buying a porsche, but for anyone who's worked in sales (oops sorry this is the Porsche forum not the BMW forum) for anyone who has employed sales people, you'll realise that an excellent way to 'close the deal' so to speak (ie, last train home leaves in an hour luv, you want to stick around and come back to mine?) is to throw in the excellent last line ('Don't worry, I'll drive you home in the morning in my porsche) heh heh heh
Now this is a topic worth further discussion...!
I feel engorged every time I get in mine.............
And I find the targa roof is especially helpful as the girls don't have to bang their heads too much when bobbing up and down......
Did you know that if you text VIAGRA on your phone the numbers you are actually dialing are 996c4s
And I find the targa roof is especially helpful as the girls don't have to bang their heads too much when bobbing up and down......
Did you know that if you text VIAGRA on your phone the numbers you are actually dialing are 996c4s
NO. NO and NO..............
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
bite-me said:
NO. NO and NO..............
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
When I am in the pub and need to pull its easy - I just put my Porsche cap on
simonharrod911 said:
I love the way that when you drive past a line of Mondeo types the men look dead ahead (don't look at the flash t
t!), but oh, their women ARE looking.
No substitute.
t!), but oh, their women ARE looking. No substitute.
It does make me laugh. I am not interested as Mrs V996 is the one for me, but a couple of weeks ago there was a couple in a Mondeo next to me at the lights. The girl in the passenger seat caught my eye and smiled, at which point the bloke got the right hump and started having a go at her - "go on then get in his fvcking Porsche you slag....." etc etc.
Nice.
I find the jangle of my keys at the end of the bar turns them all on no end.
they really like that and dont listen to your mates who aint got porsches, they are just telling you, you look like a plank becuase they are jelous.
ohh and the porsche driving gloves, wear them at all times including in the shower, this way they will get a good clean every sunday night.
edited to add a
they really like that and dont listen to your mates who aint got porsches, they are just telling you, you look like a plank becuase they are jelous.
ohh and the porsche driving gloves, wear them at all times including in the shower, this way they will get a good clean every sunday night.
edited to add a
Edited by DucatiGary on Friday 15th September 16:17
DucatiGary said:
I find the jangle of my keys at the end of the bar turns them all on no end.
they really like that and dont listen to your mates who aint got porsches, they are just telling you, you look like a plank becuase they are jelous.
ohh and the porsche driving gloves, wear them at all times including in the shower, this way they will get a good clean every sunday night.
they really like that and dont listen to your mates who aint got porsches, they are just telling you, you look like a plank becuase they are jelous.
ohh and the porsche driving gloves, wear them at all times including in the shower, this way they will get a good clean every sunday night.
Edited by DucatiGary on Friday 15th September 16:16
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