Two weeks of Tuscan ownership and it's got to go

Two weeks of Tuscan ownership and it's got to go

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cutmonster

Original Poster:

255 posts

270 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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I have had enough. Blinkin'TVR. I am just fed up with it. Just two weeks I have had the Tuscan and its got to go. On the back of just two weeks experience, I can report that I am utterly fed up with:

Feeling desperate for the weekend to arrive (and praying for the sun to be out) so I can drive the thing.
Feeling desperate for the weekend to arrive (and praying for sun to be out) so I can get up early to wash and polish the thing.
Everyone staring at the car as they drive by (or are driven past)
Young boys sticking their thumbs up, whistling, waving and saying (inter alia) "your car is the wickedest (sic) car in the world mate".
Girls waving, smiling and flirting. (And believe me, it is the car that attracts them, not the driver.), particularly in front of their boyfriends (who usually do the same thing).
Bikers giving me respect and thumbs up.
The sound of the Speed Six at 4,000rpm plus.
The sound of the Speed Six on the over-run.
People winding windows down to hear the Speed Six (or urging for said Speed Six to be revved)
The Chameleon blue paintwork
People pointing and asking about the Chameleon blue paintwork
No-one looking at or enquiring after the gorgeous Aston Martin DB7 or beautiful Porsche 996 parked at adjacent petrol pumps but just the TVR
Blasting down a country road with the top off and the window out
otherwise, blasting down a country road with the top on and the window in.
The gorgeous cabin
I could go on...
...Thanks Peter Wheeler and all at TVR for doing what you do.
Amen.


bob the planner

4,695 posts

269 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Life's a b*tch ain't it.

Bob

:IwantIwantIwant: repeat ad nausium

pies

13,116 posts

256 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Life a b1tch aint it?


When you are totally fed up with it pass it down to me ................ta
but i aint going to hold me breath
Happy motoring


alans

3,364 posts

256 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Have to agree with you cutmonster, I've had my cerb for 3 months. It's incredable slow getting anywhere! just going to the local shop (1 mile) for some spuds took 3hrs & 90miles. This weekend I was trying to fit a window (house not car), popped out to B&Q (2miles)ended up using a tank of optimax!!, poor mpg or wot?
Couple of weeks ago I followed a AM Vanquish (gorgeous car and sound) for about 4 miles, everybody was stareing at the cerb.

Alan

cutmonster

Original Poster:

255 posts

270 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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alans said:
Couple of weeks ago I followed a AM Vanquish (gorgeous car and sound) for about 4 miles, everybody was stareing at the cerb.

Alan


Hee hee hee! The look on this Porker owners face when he saw everyone looking at the Tuscan! Priceless. He came over and said (as they all tend to in that smug-Porsche owner way) "they're great cars TVR, when they work of course". To which I said "Yep, sure are. I am more than happy with it. And so, judging by the looks on other people's faces, is everyone else".

Alf Essex

1,467 posts

261 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Hey cutmonster...have to agree with you...its gotta go!

Everywhere I went at the weekend I had people screaming, waving, hooting...its so annoying!! The most annoying I find is when your sitting at a junction or roundabout and wait for the traffic to pass...and...it doesn't, there slowing to gaze at my bl@@dy car! Was at halfords buying a tyre pressure reader the other day...wondered why there was no one at the till and a big queue behind me....all the Halford sales people were out gazing at my car.....!

Life's a bit@h

Alan.

cutmonster

Original Poster:

255 posts

270 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Alf, all I can say is praise be to God on high for giving to us Peter Wheeler and his band of merry men!!!!!

lady topaz

3,855 posts

254 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Dont wait and polish it just drive it every day if poss you must of heard of multiple orgasms keep the adrenalin running !!! Happy motoring

TUS 373

4,507 posts

281 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Yeah, sell the damn thing. I have space in my garage for another Tuscan to go with mine

ncs

3,972 posts

282 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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lady topaz said: Dont wait and polish it just drive it every day if poss you must of heard of multiple orgasms keep the adrenalin running !!! Happy motoring


Di
I thought you had a funny look on your face when you were following me the other day...your comment here explains a lot!

Nick

robkola

1,589 posts

264 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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Except LoveMyTVR (Neal)



The Chameleon blue paintwork
People pointing and asking about the Chameleon blue paintwork


robkola

1,589 posts

264 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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Oh come on - they work in Halfords!


Alf Essex said: ....all the Halford sales people were out gazing at my car.....!






Beano500

20,854 posts

275 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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Don't go round telling everyone! I'll end up having to save up more pennies if the demand outstrips supply!!!

Pass it over for a free two year full evaluation to someone who'll put up with all the problems!

[Donald Pleasance]
I can be objective, I can be objective !!!
[/Donald Pleasance]

cutmonster

Original Poster:

255 posts

270 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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Beano500 said:

Pass it over for a free two year full evaluation to someone who'll put up with all the problems!




Hee hee!