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Conversation yesterday about Psycho Ex's and I thought there might be some good stories on PH.
Nearest I had was a much older girl whoadmitted to parking further down my road and watching me after only seeing her about twice. She told me this while I was in theory seeing her and dropped it into the conversation as thought it was completely normal.
Any good ones out there?
Nearest I had was a much older girl whoadmitted to parking further down my road and watching me after only seeing her about twice. She told me this while I was in theory seeing her and dropped it into the conversation as thought it was completely normal.
Any good ones out there?
The one who told me if I didn't propose to her she would jump out the car. We where on a motorway at the time. She did actually try to open the door....
Then the same girl told the police that she hadn't stolen certain items from me, but would give them back when I told her I loved her...
She also told my mate that I had been beating her and she was going to report me. He pointed out that she was a size 6, and I am a little bigger, I had trained in personal protection and could beat the hell out of her if I tried. He pointed out the fine gentlemen of the law may not beleive her as she had no marks. So she hit her head against the corner of a door repeatedly. The cop standing in the next room at the time stopped her and pointed out that as I was high as a kite on prescription morphine and unable to walk it seemed pretty unlikely I had beaten her!
And why where the police there? You guessed it, nutter girl again...
Also had another lovely lass tell me she was pregnant with my kid and would I pay for a termination or marry her. She was indeed preggers but unless things have changed since my biology lessons, humans give birth after 9 months so only just showing after 14 seemed a bit odd. Paid anyway and let her stay at mine for a month though as she was in a mess and needed someone to help out.
Need I go on?!
Then the same girl told the police that she hadn't stolen certain items from me, but would give them back when I told her I loved her...
She also told my mate that I had been beating her and she was going to report me. He pointed out that she was a size 6, and I am a little bigger, I had trained in personal protection and could beat the hell out of her if I tried. He pointed out the fine gentlemen of the law may not beleive her as she had no marks. So she hit her head against the corner of a door repeatedly. The cop standing in the next room at the time stopped her and pointed out that as I was high as a kite on prescription morphine and unable to walk it seemed pretty unlikely I had beaten her!
And why where the police there? You guessed it, nutter girl again...
Also had another lovely lass tell me she was pregnant with my kid and would I pay for a termination or marry her. She was indeed preggers but unless things have changed since my biology lessons, humans give birth after 9 months so only just showing after 14 seemed a bit odd. Paid anyway and let her stay at mine for a month though as she was in a mess and needed someone to help out.
Need I go on?!
Einion Yrth said:
Fruitcake said:
I don't have an ex as such but from the sounds of this I need one of the psycho variety.
I imagine it'd be nice to know that there's someone out there who fantasises about you...
You know, like something to go back to if you need it.
Am I missing out here?
I imagine it'd be nice to know that there's someone out there who fantasises about you...
You know, like something to go back to if you need it.
Am I missing out here?
Never tried rabbit stew. Is it any good?
wolves_wanderer said:
One attacked me with a knife because she didn't agree with my decision to dump her. Still at least I have the scars to remember her by.
Christ. That's reminded me - one of my ex's did this to me once. We'd have blazing rows that she'd start, then every time I'd try and leave the house to let things cool down a bit she'd bar my exit, throw punches and on one ocassion happened to have one of my Global knives in her hand which she swung about. She'd told me before that a previous ex had hit her and to be honest after my experiences I'm not bloody surprised - it took everything I had in me not to rise to it.
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
Had the standard prenancy scare when I dumped one. Still technically living under the fear there is a baby, but amazingly when threatened to effectively Foxtrot Oscar by my solicitor she disappeared.
She also started sending things through the post (one was a rather nice scale model of an Enzo actually...) nothing dodgy, but all referencing single lines in conversations held ages before, that kind of rubbish.
Also she sent flowers to my mum to thank her for 'having such a nice son'...
She also started sending things through the post (one was a rather nice scale model of an Enzo actually...) nothing dodgy, but all referencing single lines in conversations held ages before, that kind of rubbish.
Also she sent flowers to my mum to thank her for 'having such a nice son'...
An ex of mine told me while we were driving along that it is good we are staying together for ever as she would stab me if I ever left her.
When we did split up she would park outside my house for hours on end, when I got with someone else she would call me from the new girlfriends work place to tell me she was there and said hey I might bump into your new bitch
When we did split up she would park outside my house for hours on end, when I got with someone else she would call me from the new girlfriends work place to tell me she was there and said hey I might bump into your new bitch
Not had the knife thing, which I consider a plus! Although the reason I was high on morphine was the 18 stiches in the sole of my foot from the lovely young lass herself. As a general rule people, morphine is a great painkiller and having emergency surgury on your foot without the benefit of anaethetic is something I suggest you avoid!
On the other hand, she was hot...
On the other hand, she was hot...
I had one (Only one, thank fcuk) who threatened to stab me and developed an unexplained fainting condition. She had lots of tests that found nothing, and then one day it cleared up
After I dumped her she found out through a friend that I was working in a Threshers in London so she rang different shops until she found me, and told me she'd was feeling sleepy because she'd taken some pills and was calling to say goodbye.
Glad I'm out of that one:shudders:
After I dumped her she found out through a friend that I was working in a Threshers in London so she rang different shops until she found me, and told me she'd was feeling sleepy because she'd taken some pills and was calling to say goodbye. Glad I'm out of that one:shudders:
paulie-mafia said:
wolves_wanderer said:
One attacked me with a knife because she didn't agree with my decision to dump her. Still at least I have the scars to remember her by.
Christ. That's reminded me - one of my ex's did this to me once. We'd have blazing rows that she'd start, then every time I'd try and leave the house to let things cool down a bit she'd bar my exit, throw punches and on one ocassion happened to have one of my Global knives in her hand which she swung about. She'd told me before that a previous ex had hit her and to be honest after my experiences I'm not bloody surprised - it took everything I had in me not to rise to it.
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
I know her, seriously....you've brought it all rushing back for me too
A placid ex of mine hurled an apple pie at my head when I suggested we took a break. It was in a pyrex dish at the time. It exploded on the wall behind me, filled my ears and plastered my hair. She then went and broke some plates in the kitchen whilst I made a hasty exit.
We broke up after that
We broke up after that
Edited by joesnow on Tuesday 27th February 14:58
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
nightmare said:
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
Jesus what the hell had you done to provoke a reaction like that?
Had one who would walk up to blokes when we were in the club together and say I was beating her up. No fights but came close on a regular basis. She'd also reach over and press the car horn everytime she saw a police car when I was driving or shout HELP out the window.
She's now under my patio in the back...
Just kidding! Or am I....?
She's now under my patio in the back...
Just kidding! Or am I....?
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