Da Rulez

[missdiane]

Rules for Pistonfest:

*Make sure you bring tent, sleeping bag and LOTS of thermal underwear

*Ensure you have a beer in hand before starting to pitch the tent

*Ensure you have finished the whole case by the tiem you have finished pitching

*You must pitch your tent in the right part of the field, there can be only one hovver tent and that was last years, its now trademarked.

*Crowdsurfing IS permitted, just make sure you dont weigh 30 stone

*Normal dancing is forbidden, jumping is acceptable and mosh pit is vital

*NO donutting!! (not after the first bollocking anyway)

Any more?

[tvrbob]

All people over the age of 25 will enjoy respect from all people under the age of 25

If you find yourself talking about politics, religion or work STOP and get a life

All pistonfesters will have fun, any pistonfester not having fun shall be summarily executed

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

Spillage of beverages on grass is a crime of the highest order. The next round will be on you

[Kinky]

missdiane said:

*Crowdsurfing IS permitted, just make sure you dont weigh 30 stone

Just as well Gorvids not coming

[deevlash]

tvrbob said:

All people over the age of 25 will enjoy respect from all people under the age of 25

what about us actual 25 year olds?

[tvrbob]

deevlash said:

what about us actual 25 year olds?

Well you'll be over the age of 25 then. Enjoy all that respect

[becca_viola]

deevlash said:

tvrbob said:

All people over the age of 25 will enjoy respect from all people under the age of 25

what about us actual 25 year olds?

You're over the age of 25: you're 25 years, 3 months and four days or whatever.

Is the respect meant to be proportional to the age gap?

[deevlash]

I didnt realise that we were counting lesser timne increments, does that mean I get an under 25 to fetch my pints for me?

[tvrbob]

deevlash said:

I didnt realise that we were counting lesser timne increments, does that mean I get an under 25 to fetch my pints for me?

Only if you can command that respect

[lightningghost]

deevlash said:

I didnt realise that we were counting lesser timne increments, does that mean I get an under 25 to fetch my pints for me?

Sure, as long as you sign a form permitting me to get one at the same time.

[thewave]

I was sulking 21 days ago about being 27 and feeling old, but I knew it would have it's advantages at some point!

[lord summerisle]

tvrbob said:

deevlash said:

I didnt realise that we were counting lesser timne increments, does that mean I get an under 25 to fetch my pints for me?

Only if you can command that respect

you mean have a big stick in hand?

[thewave]

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

[lord summerisle]

does when your married to one of them....

[GolfGT_Girl]

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

[paddy27]

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

[thewave]

paddy27 said:

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken

So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.

I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....

[GolfGT_Girl]

thewave said:

paddy27 said:

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken

So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.

I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....

So glad you missed me out...

[thewave]

GolfGT_Girl said:

thewave said:

paddy27 said:

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken

So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.

I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....

So glad you missed me out...

you are in so much trouble



single males now on 'Pest Mode'

[becca_viola]

thewave said:

paddy27 said:

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken

So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.

I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....

Correct.

Better than telly...

[GolfGT_Girl]

thewave said:

GolfGT_Girl said:

thewave said:

paddy27 said:

thewave said:

tvrbob said:

Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence

I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?

10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,

Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken

So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.

I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....

So glad you missed me out...

you are in so much trouble



single males now on 'Pest Mode'

*runs*