huge explosion in wilmslow 5 mins ago...

[minimax]

anyone else hear this? there I am, lying in bed surfing ph when the windows rattled to the sound of this massive explosion! anyone else hear it too or am I imagining it?

nothing on the bbc website so far...

...very odd!

[lazyitus]

Might have been the recent boom in house prices ?

[SneakyNeil]

Apparently there were 6 police cars and 2 fire engines on Victoria Road this morning - I blame the zombie hoardes. Run for your life!

[andymaserati]

www.thewilmslowexpress.co.uk/

[minimax]

SneakyNeil said:

Apparently there were 6 police cars and 2 fire engines on Victoria Road this morning - I blame the zombie hoardes. Run for your life!

odd, nothing on the local news about it but it was quite a loud noise...i'd have thought someone would have reported it!

:goesferretingforinfo:

[andymaserati]

minimax said:

SneakyNeil said:

Apparently there were 6 police cars and 2 fire engines on Victoria Road this morning - I blame the zombie hoardes. Run for your life!

odd, nothing on the local news about it but it was quite a loud noise...i'd have thought someone would have reported it!

:goesferretingforinfo:

wasn't just someones car back firing then?

[dodgyviper]

Headline Shocker!!!

Man rattles house with huge fart

A dishonest man, known only by the psuedonym of Minimax, was today claiming an external explosion was the cause of the great trauma suffered by his girlfriend.

The lady was discovered by neighbours spreadeagled halfway up the bedroom wall with concussion and bleeding ears.

Apparently the force of the impact caused an impression of her body to be pushed through to the adjoining bedroom.

"It looked like Jessica Rabbit was coming right through" said an associate of a source close to a friend of the girlfriend.

"Minimax" was last seen driving sideways round a roundabout being chased by a short woman with a set of birthing stirrups.