20-cylinder Sunday Racket!

20-cylinder Sunday Racket!

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Gamekeeper

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52 posts

205 months

Monday 4th June 2007
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So there I was trying to enjoy a bit of R&R in the sun on Sunday when first of all I got woken up by a 12-cylinder racket (cheers Tony) and then I was just nodding off when eight cylinders in front of a pair of a big Tubis woke me up again (thanks Jason). Why can't you too just buy a couple of G-Wiz and let the good burghers of Wapping enjoy some peace and quiet...

Seasider

12,728 posts

250 months

Monday 4th June 2007
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Gamekeeper said:
So there I was trying to enjoy a bit of R&R in the sun on Sunday when first of all I got woken up by a 12-cylinder racket (cheers Tony) and then I was just nodding off when eight cylinders in front of a pair of a big Tubis woke me up again (thanks Jason). Why can't you too just buy a couple of G-Wiz and let the good burghers of Wapping enjoy some peace and quiet...
Surprised you heard them smile they were on the way to my place & J was definitely trying to upset my neighbours!! know one said anything biggrin

Hughesie II

12,573 posts

283 months

Monday 4th June 2007
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Certainly beats the sounds of the noisy chavs on Scooters, give that 20 cylinder dawn chorus any day !

Seasider

12,728 posts

250 months

Monday 4th June 2007
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Hughesie II said:
Certainly beats the sounds of the noisy chavs on Scooters, give that 20 cylinder dawn chorus any day !
Thats Wapping for you wink

oggs

8,813 posts

255 months

Monday 4th June 2007
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Seasider said:
Hughesie II said:
Certainly beats the sounds of the noisy chavs on Scooters, give that 20 cylinder dawn chorus any day !
Thats Wapping for you wink

noumenon

1,281 posts

205 months

Monday 11th June 2007
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Ding. I only ever want to be wakened by something I might leap out of bed and press my nose against the window to see.

There was an absolute sketch of a chav incident at the "best one" shop the other day involving two female chavs. Chav A enters shop and asks for 20 fags. Shopkeeper wants ID. Chav A goes ballistic, vicky pollard style. Chav A exits shop to discuss with Chav B. Chav B enters shop with lit cigarette. Chav B is known to the shop and is 16. She protests that Chav A is over 16 as she regularly buys Vodka for her. Quality!