BMW (W@nker)
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Whiplash

Original Poster:

301 posts

242 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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Calling the Black BMW M3 who was driving like a complete Pratt on Saturday near Tunbridge.

Think you are big driving that close to cars at 70mph do you?

Respect to the VW Polo for standing your ground and the Chim for showing him real safe speed.

Is it me or do they all think they can actually beat everything on the road?

Edited by Whiplash on Monday 22 October 13:26

derestrictor

18,764 posts

291 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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It's an affliction which has spread.

In it's new, more virulent form, the perps sport an intersecting, four ring symbol on the grille of their Tdis.


Laird

39,731 posts

314 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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Whiplash said:
Calling the Black BMW M3 who was driving like a complete Pratt on Saturday near Tunbridge.

Think you are big driving that close to cars at 70mph do you?

Respect to the VW Polo for standing your ground and the Chim for showing him real safe speed.

Is it me or do they all think they can actually beat everything on the road?

Edited by Whiplash on Monday 22 October 13:26
I had one in a poverty spec 3 series tailgating and undertaking to gain a cars length all the way from Stevenage to the M25 last friday. I caught and passed him sat in the queue to leave the A1, so he upset and pissed off countless people for absolutely nothing. I'd like to dissembowel people like this with a rusty spoon

Whiplash

Original Poster:

301 posts

242 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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Derestrictor……Beautiful Porsche. Wish you were about on Saturday to show the BMW what a proper German sports car can do. whistle

poorpeet

837 posts

275 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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What is it with BMW &, to a lesser extent, Merc 4x4 drivers?

nicktowe

46,679 posts

254 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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derestrictor said:
It's an affliction which has spread.

In it's new, more virulent form, the perps sport an intersecting, four ring symbol on the grille of their Tdis.
Don't include me with the muppets please. I currently the 4 rings on a TDI and previously had the blue propeller.

monstergrowler

112 posts

229 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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Dont tar all BMW drivers with this sort of behaviour. furious I run a TVR and a BMW and I dont drive like that. I have done advanced driving and ride a motorbike and the standards of motorists out there in general depress me as well.

M3Kevin

229 posts

228 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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I had a TVR about two years ago now run BMW M3 You cant tar
every BMW driver I Would think there are some nutters that
drive TVRS

Edited by M3Kevin on Tuesday 23 October 18:36

mdotrutherford

237 posts

237 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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IMHO when your average knuckle dragger see's a Tiv its 'open season" no matter what they're driving, bloody white vans amongst the worst.

the blue propeller ? - nah, white propeller, blue sky ! boxedin

KarlR

262 posts

240 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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I think its something to do with the now materialistic society.. "Ive worked hard for this car.. it shows how succesful I am.. and Im not going to let you make me feel otherwise..!!!"

Paul M

367 posts

234 months

Monday 22nd October 2007
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Its not the vehicle thats the object of our opinions but the person that drives it IMHO. I don't subscribe to the stereotyping bollox that a certain car is represented by a certain type of driver.
A w**ker will be a w**ker whatever he drives.

MJW1977

146 posts

232 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2007
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In my experience I have to agree that Beemers seem to attract far more than there fair share of w@nkers. I'm not saying all BMW drivers are, just that a good proportion of tos$$rs seem to drive them...

Nuggs

4,640 posts

264 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2007
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mdotrutherford said:
IMHO when your average knuckle dragger see's a Tiv its 'open season" no matter what they're driving, bloody white vans amongst the worst.
yes
Rear end of a TVR - w@nker magnet...

mgaut

774 posts

272 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2007
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Nuggs said:
Rear end of a TVR - w@nker magnet...
yes

Andy JB

1,321 posts

249 months

Monday 29th October 2007
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I have to say previously having the blue bavarian flag on an ex co car became embarrassing to drive in terms of how other driver react to the car. It wasn't my choice & agree 90% are complete t00sers. I did my best to change that view, but appears its embedded in the ownership group..

What i would like to know is there a BMW owners club bible that says you have to drive around with your front fog lights on when you have a Beemer - irrespective of conditions ? If so... please take note, it doesn't look cool, its doesn't make your car sporty, it dazzles on coming traffic, its illegal, and the only attention you get isn't the type you think you get - read their lips it means 'complete *&%$'

Jasandjules

72,622 posts

259 months

Monday 29th October 2007
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Andy JB said:
What i would like to know is there a BMW owners club bible that says you have to drive around with your front fog lights on when you have a Beemer - irrespective of conditions ?
And for the Saxo club, the Merc club, and the Audi TT club it seems these days. Oh, and whenever my mate borrowed my old 3 series, it came back with the front fogs on... The number of times I had to switch them back off.

Nuggs

4,640 posts

264 months

Tuesday 30th October 2007
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Picked one up on Saturday. Out for a nice drive with the wife and out of nowhere comes a chavved-up dropped-to-the-floor A4.

I was doing 60 (in a 60) and he decided that any more than 2 inches between my rear bumper and the front of his car would have been a direct afront to his manhood and his cackmobile...

Muppet.

rolleyes