Man has sex with bike

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne...


FFS!

[groucho]

Sexual breach of the peace, in his own room? I'm surprised there's a law against it.

Edited by groucho on Friday 26th October 17:39

[F.M]

[Pony]

one word, how?

[Mahatma Bag]

Surely what a man does with an inanimate object in the privacy of his room is his business?

Edited by Mahatma Bag on Friday 26th October 17:41

[anonymous-user]

Weird as that was, does he really deserve to go on the sex offenders register for it? After all it was in private and he's hardly danegrous to the public, things like this only serve to devalue the entire thing.

That being said, if anybody has a Penny Farthing they might want to keep it hidden away, this guy might also like MILF's

[groucho]

Mahatma Bag said:

Surely what a man does with an inanimate object in the privacy of his room is his business?

Edited by Mahatma Bag on Friday 26th October 17:40

You would think so, wouldn't you?

[Hedders]

Surely he was framed?

Its a hell of a record to get saddled with.

[Glassman]

HUH???

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch"

[Vesuvius 996]

Symbolica said:

Weird as that was, does he really deserve to go on the sex offenders register for it? After all it was in private and he's hardly danegrous to the public, things like this only serve to devalue the entire thing.

That being said, if anybody has a Penny Farthing they might want to keep it hidden away, this guy might also like MILF's

Mountainbikes I'd Like to F..........?

[Hedders]

Glassman said:

HUH???

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch"

He did it in London too, all the pavements round there are shagged.

[groucho]

I believe this behaviour can be cyclic.

[silversun]

The Police will be wanting to pump him for information.

[Glassman]

Was it a Claude Butler?

[anonymous-user]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Symbolica said:

Weird as that was, does he really deserve to go on the sex offenders register for it? After all it was in private and he's hardly danegrous to the public, things like this only serve to devalue the entire thing.

That being said, if anybody has a Penny Farthing they might want to keep it hidden away, this guy might also like MILF's

Mountainbikes I'd Like to F..........?

He should've bought a boneshaker instead

[Mahatma Bag]

Glassman said:

HUH???

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch"

[insert joke about the 'crack' here]

[Mahatma Bag]

Worst 'I read the telegraph' thread ever.

[Muntu]

Any hole's a goal

[Knick Pee]

does he get a yellow jersey for cumming first?

[AlexKP]

Was he having sex with the village bike?