North Yorks meeting - change of venue
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Humph.
The Wattle & Daub is the new home of the Teesside branch. Conveniently located near to the Bongo Club in Middlesbrough, it boasts a fine selection of outside lavatories, where for a small consideration, some of Middlesbrough's finest drugs may be obtained. With sufficient advance warning, the Wattle & Daub can provide catering to RAC* standards. Delicacies include Poisson et Frites; Sandwich des Oeufs and a traditional 'Boro dish known as Spag. Bol., apparently the chef's speciality now that there's a 24 hour Tesco in the town.
At other times, a slightly less varied menu of pie and crisps may be enjoyed in the spacious beer garden. It has, however, only recently become this spacious since the Gyppos thieved the fence to sell to a local farmer.
Adjacent to the hostelry is an alleyway, where many and varied sexual favours can be enjoyed with numerous nubiles, some of them female and approaching the age of consent.
Negotiations are underway with the local council to see if a proper road can be laid to the pub: the original access road hasn't seen cars since the St. Hilda's riots of 1967.
Owners of TVRs with limited ground clearance (say less than a foot) may therefore wish to park in the nearby multi-storey, where further drug purchases may be made, sexual favours enjoyed and maybe, if one is lucky, the roving security guards will apprehend the alloy wheel thieves before they make their getaway.
Usual vague meeting time: sometimes people even turn up! All welcome (except those of Oriental, Asian, German or Hartlepudlian extraction), dress casual, stab vests optional.
(*Retch And Chunder)
Ian
The Wattle & Daub is the new home of the Teesside branch. Conveniently located near to the Bongo Club in Middlesbrough, it boasts a fine selection of outside lavatories, where for a small consideration, some of Middlesbrough's finest drugs may be obtained. With sufficient advance warning, the Wattle & Daub can provide catering to RAC* standards. Delicacies include Poisson et Frites; Sandwich des Oeufs and a traditional 'Boro dish known as Spag. Bol., apparently the chef's speciality now that there's a 24 hour Tesco in the town.
At other times, a slightly less varied menu of pie and crisps may be enjoyed in the spacious beer garden. It has, however, only recently become this spacious since the Gyppos thieved the fence to sell to a local farmer.
Adjacent to the hostelry is an alleyway, where many and varied sexual favours can be enjoyed with numerous nubiles, some of them female and approaching the age of consent.
Negotiations are underway with the local council to see if a proper road can be laid to the pub: the original access road hasn't seen cars since the St. Hilda's riots of 1967.
Owners of TVRs with limited ground clearance (say less than a foot) may therefore wish to park in the nearby multi-storey, where further drug purchases may be made, sexual favours enjoyed and maybe, if one is lucky, the roving security guards will apprehend the alloy wheel thieves before they make their getaway.
Usual vague meeting time: sometimes people even turn up! All welcome (except those of Oriental, Asian, German or Hartlepudlian extraction), dress casual, stab vests optional.
(*Retch And Chunder)
Ian
tvrbob said:
Well Ian, AKA Wedg1e, I am sure I was there last night but my memory is somewhat vague about the things you speak of. Or is this possibly another meet you attended after you'd ripped up the tarmac in the pub carpark? Yet another pub we’ll now be band from. Tut tut
ME ripping up the tarmac!? I was bouncing my engine off the rev limiter just trying to keep up with you exiting some of those roundabouts! Strangely, though, I'm sure most of the time it was Neil's exhaust I could hear...
Bloody noisy TVRs grumble moan... Hope Mick got back OK... last I heard he was going to Durham via Penrith....
Ian
Addendum: Oops, sorry Richard: didn't mean to thieve your thread..
Must be the Teessider in me... 
>> Edited by wedg1e on Friday 11th July 09:57
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