People shagging in your house

[Urban Sports]

Some people stayed over on Saturday after a party and started going at it in the spare room whilst I was in bed next door.

I was confused as to what to do, but 3 things entered my mind.

1. Listen
2. Pretend it's not happening
3. Put the pillow over my head to drown out the noise

I won't say which one I did.

Edited by Urban Sports on Monday 3rd March 20:22

[crackthatoff]

urm number 1 !!!!!!!!

then get all arsey in the morning about it !

[odyssey2200]

I was staying in a London Hotel a few years back and was woken at silly o'clock in the morning by a major session going on next door.

After considering all the OP has asked I worked out what room number they must be in and rang them.

I could hear their phone ringing and they ignored it for ages,
When the did answer I asked them to either keep the noise down or invite me to join in!

[kiwisr]

4. Masturbate while listening to them.

[o.versteer]

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate while listening to them.

[AndrewW-G]

it's got to be number 1....then after their finished walk in and score their performance out of ten (ala gymnastics!)

[crackthatoff]

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate while listening to them.

ahh that'd be option 1 1/2 option 4 would definately be knock and ask if there is a spare seat

[thirteen-o-two]

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate while listening to them.

Thats a 'tea spitter-outer'

Edited by thirteen-o-two on Monday 3rd March 20:37

[spikeyhead]

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate over them.

EFA

[Lois22]

Be thankful they were in another room. Many years ago I stayed over at a friends house and her and her BF started going at it in the middle of the night while I was asleep on the floor. In my semi-asleep state I didn't quite connect what the heavy breathing was until the next morning!!

[gazza_3]

crackthatoff said:

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate while listening to them.

ahh that'd be option 1 1/2 option 4 would definately be knock and ask if there is a spare seat

Oh number 5 get down on all fours and look under the gap between the door and carpet to get a good view of whats taking place in the room. Note though don't masturbate whilst on all fours.

[crackthatoff]

spikeyhead said:

kiwisr said:

4. Masturbate ALL over them.

EFA

EFA

[Shnozz]

I've had various PHers getting jiggy in my old flat and house. I even had one pair of PHers p1ssing on each other in my paddling pool during one party.

[mrsxllifts]

It could have been worse.....































It could have been your parents!!!!

[Wacky Racer]

Lois22 said:

Be thankful they were in another room. Many years ago I stayed over at a friends house and her and her BF started going at it in the middle of the night while I was asleep on the floor. In my semi-asleep state I didn't quite connect what the heavy breathing was until the next morning!!

[kyletilley]

At least you didnt throw them out like my mate did to me!

I'd have gone with option 1 tbh!

[Davi]

wait till they finish then give a round of applause, shrill whistles etc. See how long it takes them to pluck up courage to come down in the morning

[Tina K]

Shnozz said:

I've had various PHers getting jiggy in my old flat and house. I even had one pair of PHers p1ssing on each other in my paddling pool during one party.

Davey and Craig 'at it' again....?

[Thudd]

You didn't ask to join in?

[Heskey]

6.) *Knock knock knock* "Either keep it down or go do it in the shed!"