Jordan lingerie launch - caption competition

[Tony*T3]

Sad fact is theres probably more than a few chubby chasers on PistonHeads getting very worked up about this now.....

[Justayellowbadge]

Rammage thanked the Gods that Soovy spends an extraordinary amount of his time browsing the Daily Mail for Jordan Pics.
His mind filled with thoughts of the goddess on the right, he happily began washing out the cellar in preparation....

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Wednesday 5th March 15:49

[hurstg01]

Vesuvius 996 said:

[Jordan] - Not only do I get my boobs inflated / deflated, my 'friends' get it too.
or
[Jordan] - "See her at the end, when she has liposuction my boobs will be back to normal size, as she is the only one who has enough fat to fill my boobs to the size I want"

[The GMan]

Vesuvius 996 said:

All the fat ones seem to be looking to the right of the room. The buffet must have just been wheeled in.

Or they can see a pie shop outside the window!!!

[Vesuvius 996]

CedA4 said:

[Thing is that there is a chap here on site and he is going nuts over the blimp on the end, he's even admitted to feeding his current GF up at the moment.

Different strokes and all that.

Google for FEEDER!

[Maxf]

TBH the fatty looks a bit like Nigella - the fat cook you chaps all seem to spill your nutbutter over.

Edited to add I think the fatty has the smallest feet - now that is strange. How does she not fall over?

Edited by Maxf on Wednesday 5th March 15:55

[V8S]

At the annual Feminist Forum in London, Jordan suggests 6 reasons why big boobed models continue to find work.




ETA: Actually 2 and 4 (from the left) aren't bad!

Edited by V8S on Wednesday 5th March 15:56

[The GMan]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I have had the misfortune of going into that Asda and trust me you would be pleased to see the fat one in there.

Byker, the only thing I will say is, the people from Byker are ok, it’s the people in Byker that are s!

[phil1979]

Sigh.. what happened to her...

[Vesuvius 996]

phil1979 said:

Sigh.. what happened to her...

Indeed.

[Broken Hero]

Maxf said:

TBH the fatty looks a bit like Nigella - the fat cook you chaps all seem to spill your nutbutter over.

^^^GAY!

[Firkin Dogbolter]

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

[Vesuvius 996]

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

[immigrant]

Holy Dog! Talk about hail damage

[Firkin Dogbolter]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

Okay, fair point. But far right is almost white. Methinks she is too scared to go in a spraybooth. Personally I don't blame her!

[Vesuvius 996]

Firkin Dogbolter said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

Okay, fair point. But far right is almost white. Methinks she is too scared to go in a spraybooth. Personally I don't blame her!

Methinks she'd need to use Ford's one in Dagenham.....

[esselte]

Firkin Dogbolter said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

Okay, fair point. But far right is almost white. Methinks she is too big to go in a spraybooth. Personally I don't blame her!

EFA

Although..

[Firkin Dogbolter]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Firkin Dogbolter said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

Okay, fair point. But far right is almost white. Methinks she is too scared to go in a spraybooth. Personally I don't blame her!

Methinks she'd need to use Ford's one in Dagenham.....

Ahh, so that's where I need to go to get a spray tan

[Paulle]

Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Must book myself in for a spray tan!
same shade as Ross in Friends should do!

[Vesuvius 996]