Potential explosive device & killing machine - drive safely

[mr.ed]

"I am a potential explosive device and killing machine."
"I could kill you and others - drive me safely"

Should this be an automatic voice recording playing in your car LOUD AND CLEAR as you start the car? Might not be such a bad idea. We must ring home the message and encourage safe driving.

Have a read of the story.



ABU DHABI — In the worst-ever multiple collisions in the history of the country, apparently caused by heavy fog and negligent driving, more than 150 vehicles, including 12 buses...

http://tinyurl.com/3yzgb6 and http://tinyurl.com/3ahbu8

Lost for words...

[grumbledoak]

Nah.

"I will lose traction in any gear if you drive me like a prat"

or, for the older tivs:

"Zero to backwards through a hedge in 6 seconds. No airbags"

[WhoseGeneration]

grumbledoak said:

Nah.

"I will lose traction in any gear if you drive me like a prat"

or, for the older tivs:

"Zero to backwards through a hedge in 6 seconds. No airbags"

So, "Caress me gently for true satisfaction".